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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos

@coderan.bsky.social
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Yankee Candle employee/influencer double wick nominee. Clinically proven to function. Listen to my podcast about the dumby mcdumb dumb moments in sports: linktr.ee/SportsAreDumb

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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 10h
Wife: you get those Halloween decorations? Me: sure did babe, real fucking sexy just like you asked.
eBay picture for best selling limited time deal of humping ghosts
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you mowing AROUND this
Delco delights mushrooms 🤮
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They couldn’t… or could they?
Doc Ock
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeahhhhhh not beating those charges
Broadway lawyer. Lover of entertainment, politics, and woefully, the New York Mets.
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is there a… misses Big Dom?
Dom DiSandro ("Big Dom") keeps his personal and marital life private, so public confirmation of whether he is married is not available.
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the fuck are the settings in this league that should be a few more points?!
Fantasy lineup of B. Irving getting .6 points 

J. Chase has 20.30 points

Alert says B. Irving 1,848 Rushing Yards
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok act like you can’t play baseball until game 162
Impractical Jokers laughing
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Titanic sinking captioned “Phillies”

The band on the titanic playing captioned “Gentlemen, this sucked shit”
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You have no idea how bad I feel that I lost my wedding ring while my wife was in the hospital with our first but she pulled this out tonight and lmaooo fair play
Ring sizer
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Missing my king right now (the mustache, Jim is fine)
Jim’s sexy ass fucking stache. I’m straight but like fuck dude
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Horrible Sly Stallone
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t know how to explain to the next generation that this absurd and ultra specific thing is the funniest shit to ever exist
Will Ferrell and a ram and one of them is playing Robert Goulet for some reason
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At what age should you teach your kids about gooning?
A book “Goodnight Goon” on a Target shelf
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tim selling his hats off to ya shirts
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sony ain’t perfect but I am so glad I have no stake in Microsoft at this point
NEWS
MICROSOFT FILED A PATENT THAT COULD SHOW ADS IN-GAME AFTER BOSS FIGHTS OR CUTSCENES
VIA: TECHSPOT
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This ESPN ad is one in a million
Beef Its Whats For Dinner
Baseball Season Is Beef Season
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
South Park this is cum
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Drop the the. Just jerkmate
Jesse Eisenberg getting a undertable jerk
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We’ll always have Castle Duloc
Numba 3 my lord
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nathan attempting a chinese accent
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BONUS FUNNY
STI Clinic

[Hands clapping]

Why Is Gonorrhoea Called the Clap? STI Name Origins
Visit >
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jessie Blue
@jessieblueaz.bsky.social
Guys, please stop with the "please clap" when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry...
If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I'm not giving high fives for your bare minimum.
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Am I the only one who keeps thinking this is Jonah Ryan when he says stuff like this lol. The voice is a perfect match!
Jonah Ryan from Veep holds an ax with caption:

Paid for by Jonah Ryan for Congress

www.johanryanforcongress.com
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I guess if I wanted positive engagement I shouldn’t have led with a show that not only is not available anywhere but only ran on TBS BUT Zach Cregger!
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m sorry but you gotta laugh!
THE 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY
My Top Shows


Wrecked
I Think You Should Leave
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Comedy Bang! Bang!
Psych
Community
What We Do in the Shadows
You're the Worst
Detroiters
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was saying Ty Pennington…
Moleman saying boo-urns
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After finding this picture that’s a big 10-4
Tyson Bagnet about to eat you
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dan Flashes ass description totally my style etc etc
THIS AUCTION IS FOR A VINTAGE 90's 2PAC PEOTIC JUSTICE STRIPED BLUE JEAN DENIM BUTTON-UP SHIRT.
THE ITEM IS USED BUT STILL IN GOOD CONDITION. MADE BY: CACTUS AND IS A SIZE: XL. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS AND THANKS FOR VIEWING MY ITEM.
NOTE: THIS IS AN ORIGINAL 90's CACTUS DENIM SHIRT.
HARD TO FIND NOW A DAYS. NO 2PAC DIDNT WEAR THIS, BUT THIS IS THE SAME EXACT STYLE OF THE ONE HE WORE IN THE MOVIE POETIC JUSTICE WITH JANET JACKSON PLAYING AS LUCKY. CACTUS WAS POPULAR BRAND IN THE 90's FOR MAKING DENIM PIECES
MEASUREMENT: PIT TO PIT 25"AND THE LENGTH 32"
OVERALL I RATE THE CONDITION 8/10
BE DIFFERENT BE EXCLUSIVE @ JERSEYHOARDERS
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think my mom bought the same shirt for much cheaper
$1,199 listing for a shirt apparently Tupac wore. Not like personally wore. Just like wore a similar one in a movie
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When someone tries to compliment me when I’m in a sour mood
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jay Baruchel why are you chasing me with sody
Poster for fetching Cody which is fucking news to me that this exists
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When someone grabs a sody for Cody
This is for Cody
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mad Magazine Don Martin character
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Here’s a McAfee quote from January where he’s says some relevant dumb shit
"Love seeing these sports journalists' getting ABSOLUTELY BURIED for being curmudgeon bums," he wrote. "OBVIOUSLY NOT ALL OF THEM but a LARGE % of these things hate sports.. they hate what sports are for people (happiness)..
They hate what sports are for society (unifier).. they're political journalists by nature who've preyed on sports because they saw it as an easier path to 'make it'
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m often too much of a crank so here’s Gary Oldman meeting Air Bud to kick off our day
Gary Oldman is super excited to meet Air Bud as we all would
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can't fool me Onion man
a gallon of mcjordan bbq sauce from 1992 sold for $10,000
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Finally someone loves my great ideas!!!!
A fake Elon musk bluesky account with the name Donny dick 00
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The toxic score guy a reply trying to point out this site’s borked moderation and he analyzed it in a 10 post thread That may be not “toxic” but it’s pretty fucking insane
Aaron Rodericks• @aaron.bsky.team • 2h
Let's address a couple of questions here:
1) is this user toxic?
2) are they making a threat sending trans people to camps?
3) how do you address harassment?
4) how does toxicity currently work? How will it work?
Apologies, this should be a blog. 1/10

Quoted post:
Jane Ball (living de... @jane.i... • 12h @aaron.bsky.team hi Aaron, sorry to bother you but can you explain why it's not against ToS/Community Guidelines for cis people to threaten trans people with concentration camps? People have been actioned for less than this - why is this not also considered toxic discourse?

Self reply 
Aaron Rodericks
@aaron.bsky.team
For context here, a user was responding in a thread to other users (unrelated to the original post) when they used the phrase
"Trans rights or Trans camps. You chose the
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh those boys were slinging alright
r/BoyDinnerDiaries
u/Dr_Banana-... • 1h BoyDinnerE...

Just found out my wife got tag teamed by the Detmer brothers (Ty and Koy) back in '98.
Advice Wanted - Boys Only

Exactly what the title says. For those of you who are too young to know, the Detmer brothers we" quarterbacks for the Eagles. She just flippantly mentioned it while we were enjoying our Friday
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s new opening act
Druski as a white man and is somehow less offensive
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
CAN WE GET A THUMBS UP MITCH
Slappy the puppet
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sheeran SMASH
Archer from small soldiers who had a similar pumpkin head
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Emmy winner
Katie Dippold @katiedippold • 6/30/16
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you don’t want me to buy your product then this advertising is great!
An ad that says “we apologize” where I’ve cut off their stupid fake apology to announce a sale
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You’re telling me Ed Sheeran doesn’t care about human rights?! No way
Two fucking losers
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I assume the offense will get better and the defense will get more of a break Dickerson…
Joe Pesci getting killed in Goodfellas
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I want to write a comedic biography of Tom Brady’s life and I’m already sure of who should play Tom
Glenn Howerton
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Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos @coderan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If anyone is missing a weave it’s tangled in my shopping cart
Hairy passenger on my cart
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