Reposted by duncan egg & cheeseTim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 40117343050
Reposted by duncan egg & cheesehammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 354204334884
Reposted by duncan egg & cheeseTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Monday: The Workman's Curse Tuesday: The Day of Bastards Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie Sunday: Fairweather Friend 71040213
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026one of my boldest cheekiest coworkers is doing a training and naming characters in scenarios things like "kirk mamdani" and "[other coworker] trump" 000
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026trying to schedule an appointment and they made me go through a chatbot that would play typing sounds after everything it said to give the illusion it was doing something?? bizarre and shitty world 020
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026some wild sightings at hhn this year. there were people cosplaying part 3 joseph and josuke and also a sora kingdom hearts who we kept seeing all the way up to 2:30am when we were leaving. watched him fist bump one of the killer klowns. there was also blood on the ground from a fight?? 031
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026✅30th birthday At the 30th birthday of EPCOT food and wine festival ✅successfully drank around the world ✅made everyone ride my fav of all time cosmic rewind ✅fit op, petti, and heels in a carry on ✅subjected as many people as possible to HHN scares 270
Reposted by duncan egg & cheeseLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this. 1759349
Reposted by duncan egg & cheeseMatt Baume 🏳️🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know, 481634334
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026lyft driver did the white person profiling thing and flipped the radio to country but it's ok bc they're playing dolly 😔 030
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026idk if people outside higher ed know how bad it's about to get man... trump's changes mean if you're using federal aid (like a majority of students) you can basically never take anything outside of your major or change your major starting in 2027. stats show 1/3 of students change their major btw. 030
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026omg there are larpers outside my office. wizard fits, capes, a trombone? 030
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026flying to florida friday morning for birthday trip but thinking about trying to see primetime thursday night chat is this wise 011
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026got to see john waters talk about gooning and name drop johnny knoxville tonight i love being gay 120
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026there are like 3 competing halal places around my office and unfortunately the one with AI slop menus is the best 💔 you can't even avoid getting food once u see the AI menu the guy is too nice and is like "let me give u a free sample!" 030
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026one of my friends pointed out i've only ranked like five movies on letterboxd 1/2 star and three of them are from the jurassic world franchise 030
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026so twitter had a thread of like 50k people shitting on my job Specifically 💀 130
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026thinking about my dad's buddy who picked me up from the airport wearing a shirt that said "high how are you" with a pot leaf and when asked, explained it was from a funeral where they all wore them and gave one to the grieving widow. dudes rock 040
Reposted by duncan egg & cheeseryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15/09/2026when Republicans are on the wrong side of a 60-40 issue they double down over and over and over, it becomes the center of political debate, and more often than not the numbers move. when Democrats are in that position they immediately give up 747672
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026cats will be like "i know a spot" and then burrow into the underside of your boxspring to hang down like a hammock 030
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026finishing my masochistic mission of watching every jurassic park movie and the scarjo one might be the worst yet.. impressive 130
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026finally cleaning/sorting some of my piles around my room #mypiles and found like three things i've been looking for all year. who could have seen this coming 040
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026my new boss is a ttrpg gaymer i've literally seen tabling at cons bc their partner does furry art, they mask, and they said they're going to try and get me an air filter for my new office 090
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 08/09/2026officially accepted the offer to move to a different department with a different boss 170
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026having to get on a plane back to VA on a day like this 😭😭😭 051
Reposted by duncan egg & cheesejaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video. 241618804
Reposted by duncan egg & cheeseCrowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026DA MOVIES BABY 650761
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 03/09/2026death penalty for people who put backpacks or purses in the overhead bins on small planes 010
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026rewatched mysterious skin for the first time since i was a teenager and like. jesus christ man. great movie but fuck 130
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 01/09/2026hey chat is anyone else weird about quinoa texture but not so weird you won't eat it just weird where u can't eat it for too long or u start thinking about it much like eggs 020
Reposted by duncan egg & cheeseBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This quote is from last February. Good work sir! 5341791019
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 31/08/2026trying to pivot to desktop tetris after playing so much mobile and my initial rounds have been so bad 😭 going from 1.3mil top score to 420,068 (one point away from being really funny) 050
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026drinking a buzzball watching jackass (2002) and what does it say about me that i'm attracted to like half of them 230
Reposted by duncan egg & cheesebirdcommunist @birdcom.bsky.social · 19/02/2025we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip 1634601188
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026my hot take as someone Very into themed entertainment: hhn adults are worse than disney adults 130
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026is this a good time to share the letterboxd list i made about non-dolly parton movies that lean on her music because it was a real two nickels situation 030
Reposted by duncan egg & cheeseAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 45121525979
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026my creature has such weird hands because of her extra claws and her opposable thumbs look at her 050
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026my stylist isn't coming up on the booking menu for my salon and her instagram link is dead i swear to god if i have to find a new person after i was Finally happy with the color and pricing she did 020
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026always wild to me as a leftist who works in higher ed when people are private about salaries. the local newspaper just published their annual spreadsheet of ours lmao 140
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026turning 30 in a month which is why i'm Giddy about the new office supplies i bought myself this semester 040
Reposted by duncan egg & cheeseRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right 1100286116347
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 18/08/2026teaching a class for the first time and put my melody on an intro slide for emotional support 030
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 14/08/2026mad i can't go to a challengers screening that's giving a prize for best tennis fit bc i have Responsibilities 🙄 130
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i know they're evil and i don't even think they have this feature anymore but i really miss dollskill being a website where you could filter by Vibe by selecting a doll. need other clothing websites to do that 120
duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 12/08/2026singlehandedly saved my student like $7k against the will of the school i work at 020