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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Monday: The Workman's Curse Tuesday: The Day of Bastards Wednesday: Heavy is the Burden of Sisyphus Thursday: The Second Day of Bastards Friday: Business in the Front, Party in the Back Saturday: Me Old Ham, My Good Time Charlie Sunday: Fairweather Friend
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one of my boldest cheekiest coworkers is doing a training and naming characters in scenarios things like "kirk mamdani" and "[other coworker] trump"
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
trying to schedule an appointment and they made me go through a chatbot that would play typing sounds after everything it said to give the illusion it was doing something?? bizarre and shitty world
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some wild sightings at hhn this year. there were people cosplaying part 3 joseph and josuke and also a sora kingdom hearts who we kept seeing all the way up to 2:30am when we were leaving. watched him fist bump one of the killer klowns. there was also blood on the ground from a fight??
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
✅30th birthday At the 30th birthday of EPCOT food and wine festival ✅successfully drank around the world ✅made everyone ride my fav of all time cosmic rewind ✅fit op, petti, and heels in a carry on ✅subjected as many people as possible to HHN scares
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They have a scanner at the entrance to CVS that erases one item you came here for from your brain instantly. No one will report on this.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lyft driver did the white person profiling thing and flipped the radio to country but it's ok bc they're playing dolly 😔
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
idk if people outside higher ed know how bad it's about to get man... trump's changes mean if you're using federal aid (like a majority of students) you can basically never take anything outside of your major or change your major starting in 2027. stats show 1/3 of students change their major btw.
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
omg there are larpers outside my office. wizard fits, capes, a trombone?
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
flying to florida friday morning for birthday trip but thinking about trying to see primetime thursday night chat is this wise
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lumilaura @lumilaura.dog · 29/03/2026
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
got to see john waters talk about gooning and name drop johnny knoxville tonight i love being gay
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
there are like 3 competing halal places around my office and unfortunately the one with AI slop menus is the best 💔 you can't even avoid getting food once u see the AI menu the guy is too nice and is like "let me give u a free sample!"
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
one of my friends pointed out i've only ranked like five movies on letterboxd 1/2 star and three of them are from the jurassic world franchise
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
so twitter had a thread of like 50k people shitting on my job Specifically 💀
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
thinking about my dad's buddy who picked me up from the airport wearing a shirt that said "high how are you" with a pot leaf and when asked, explained it was from a funeral where they all wore them and gave one to the grieving widow. dudes rock
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 15/09/2026
when Republicans are on the wrong side of a 60-40 issue they double down over and over and over, it becomes the center of political debate, and more often than not the numbers move. when Democrats are in that position they immediately give up
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
cats will be like "i know a spot" and then burrow into the underside of your boxspring to hang down like a hammock
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
finishing my masochistic mission of watching every jurassic park movie and the scarjo one might be the worst yet.. impressive
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
finally cleaning/sorting some of my piles around my room #mypiles and found like three things i've been looking for all year. who could have seen this coming
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my new boss is a ttrpg gaymer i've literally seen tabling at cons bc their partner does furry art, they mask, and they said they're going to try and get me an air filter for my new office
glowing silhouette of a person hovering off the ground in a forest with their arms out
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
officially accepted the offer to move to a different department with a different boss
collage of nicole kidman pictures from when she finalized her divorce and is yelling and raising her arms in unbridled joy
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
having to get on a plane back to VA on a day like this 😭😭😭
mountains and blue sky on the lake
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
DA MOVIES BABY
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
death penalty for people who put backpacks or purses in the overhead bins on small planes
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
rewatched mysterious skin for the first time since i was a teenager and like. jesus christ man. great movie but fuck
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hey chat is anyone else weird about quinoa texture but not so weird you won't eat it just weird where u can't eat it for too long or u start thinking about it much like eggs
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This quote is from last February. Good work sir!
"Regulations, basically, should be default gone," Musk said. "Not default there, default gone. And if it turns out that we missed the mark on a regulation, we can always add it back in."
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
trying to pivot to desktop tetris after playing so much mobile and my initial rounds have been so bad 😭 going from 1.3mil top score to 420,068 (one point away from being really funny)
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
drinking a buzzball watching jackass (2002) and what does it say about me that i'm attracted to like half of them
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birdcommunist @birdcom.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
we all hung out in a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my hot take as someone Very into themed entertainment: hhn adults are worse than disney adults
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
is this a good time to share the letterboxd list i made about non-dolly parton movies that lean on her music because it was a real two nickels situation
screenshot of private letterboxd list titled "movies heavily featuring life changing dolly parton songs without dolly parton starring in the movie" the movies are dumplin' (2018) and patrik, age 1.5 (2008)
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
imaginationlibrary.com
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my creature has such weird hands because of her extra claws and her opposable thumbs look at her
brown longhair cat sitting in a box in the middle of a living room. she has one arm stretched out of the box and u can see her Large paw
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my stylist isn't coming up on the booking menu for my salon and her instagram link is dead i swear to god if i have to find a new person after i was Finally happy with the color and pricing she did
drawing of person crying on the ground
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
always wild to me as a leftist who works in higher ed when people are private about salaries. the local newspaper just published their annual spreadsheet of ours lmao
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
turning 30 in a month which is why i'm Giddy about the new office supplies i bought myself this semester
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
teaching a class for the first time and put my melody on an intro slide for emotional support
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
mad i can't go to a challengers screening that's giving a prize for best tennis fit bc i have Responsibilities 🙄
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
i know they're evil and i don't even think they have this feature anymore but i really miss dollskill being a website where you could filter by Vibe by selecting a doll. need other clothing websites to do that
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duncan egg & cheese @codegayass.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
singlehandedly saved my student like $7k against the will of the school i work at
vigilante from peacemaker hero posing with hands on his hips
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