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@cobwoms.bsky.social
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i am the stinky worm type of person. they/them in toronto

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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
would you watch a show about a bear working in the restaurant industry and it's called the man
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
thinking about becoming a juggalo
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
in a cruel twist of fate, my bullshit is now back on me
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
dressed for the snail gaze
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
gooning for garlic bread
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
i would have preferred to not have a day off today
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
controversial take, the knicks lost actually
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
piss
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
kleptocurrency
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
god forbid a girl has hobbies
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
why is this better than showing me the whole message and letting me reply to it inline
new useless apple intelligence feature that adds nothing to the experience of using imessage except inserting siri between yourself and your contact
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
do you guys ever talk about anything good
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
turns out they weren't using "artificial intelligence" at all! it was just algorithms!
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 26/05/2026
lou bega was a coward for stopping at mambo number 5
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 21/05/2026
Every web form should give you the option to submit it normal, or extra enthusiastically, relishing the experience
Web form with two button: log in, or log in with gusto
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
send me your best mambo number five memes
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
my avocados are perfectly ripe it's a taco tuesday cinco de mayo miracle
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
i feel like the yankees are obsessed with playing baseball. almost every day they’re like oh, we’re gonna play a baseball game, or like oh, we’re gonna wear baseball uniforms today. and it’s just like, okay
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet
tikki louise laying on her back with her tummy looking all soft
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
diet brain rot
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
got scolded by an authority figure for doing something i knew i shouldn't have been doing and honestly fuck that guy
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
rip (derogatory) bozo (jesus)
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
my son is so based that he ordered milk and then a cheeseburger
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
going to watch that movie about the man who is supposedly from the future
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
mike zigglebug and his company zeta are shutting down the zetaverse!
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
if gas prices go up does that mean americans going to walk or bike instead?
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
how long is it going to take for tr*mp to say something completely inappropriate about mario
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i don't want to eat gender
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
if fart constantly over a minute and a half does that count as one fart or like 90 farts
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
i'm not going to draft this post but i could if i wanted to
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 31/01/2026
eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich *inhale* eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich eat the rich ea-
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
what is melania about
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
idea for an AI startup: just a real human sitting on a live chat using basic reasoning and charging people $12/mo to talk to him
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 28/01/2026
HTML DOM implies the existence of an HTML SUB
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
i use ai sometimes and it actually does make my work way worse
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Still thinking about my poor neighbour last summer. i hope they were reunited with their bikini bottoms
handwritten sign on a post: "lost turquoise bikini bottoms (blew away in wind) if found please call/text [a phone number]"
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
there are 39 slinks on my slinky
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
regarding the fellatio scenes in heated rivalry, has anyone ever considered saying "hockey-tuah" for a little silly joke
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 22/01/2026
AI is the tool of fascists
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
a true canadian tragedy. dropped our beautiful glass flask and lost like 500g of maple syrup
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
feed her 1 day blinding stew
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
SCAM WARNING: this one almost got me, be careful! apparently most businesses and news outlets are owned by something called a "ruling class" and they're using our money to consolidate power
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
my life is so much sicker when there's techno music playing, trust
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
when a cop breaks the law there should be consequences
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
writing a prompt to my totally cool AI "build me a web app that is not only fully functional but also looks sick" wow it did it
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
show kindness to the people you love
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
immigrants are good actually
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cobwoms @cobwoms.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
today i bought a pie
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It’s impossible to find a white hat hacker after Labor Day.
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