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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
just acutely choked on my breakfast when i took a big bite and subsequently the nice waitress at the diner came up and said “how’s it all tasting.” felt like a heart attack too.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
she was discharged today and they restocked the the machine this morning. good day.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
every time i’ve been at the hospital this year for my mom, i clear their vending machine’s sugar free red bulls within 2-3 days. it’s happened every time and i am at it again.
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Jared @bj-slive.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It appears that Letterboxd is down. Don't they realize I just finished watching a movie
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
someone at the bar is describing a 2 vhs set (lime titanic) film as a “double wide movie”
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Jared @bj-slive.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Seconds after this, she opened up her boob and the episode was inside
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a vampire 🦇 @dayla.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
pop•tarts review: frosted strawberry cheesecake definitely not a favorite, cheesecake flavoring evokes fake butter like they went for the cheapest extract. nothing special about the pastry. icing was consistent 6/10
box of frosted strawberry cheesecake pop•tarts, 8 toaster pastriesmy hand holding up a frosted strawberry cheesecake pop•tarts with a big ol bite taken out of it. cream icing with a wiggly line of orangey pink
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cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
it’s always fun to walk home from the bar and clock all the objects on the street i want to film in the sunrise. i’m gunna video those torn up sandals and that milk carton in the best sunbeam in 5 hours.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
love to meet a cool music person outside the bar
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
audio commentaries are fun because a director will mention a great antidote then will immediately follow it up with something like “now david is eating in this scene, of course”
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
stuck in the barrooms
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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i will put a man on planet earth within the next ten years. invest in my company
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
my rule at the video store is if the back of the case has a scene/picture with a pool table - i must rent it. and that’s why im watching eyes wide shut tonight.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The Furious is the best action movie in years. was amazing to see in a packed movie theater. to hear over a hundred people ooh, ah, wince, and cheer in tandem - that’s some human shit and cinema.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
guy at the theater was trying to order nerd gummy clusters and got mixed up and said “can i get the nerd cum- i mean uh just the nerds”
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i like the soccer because next to basketball it really does fill like a little video game down there
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
watching the raid movies in the big screen for the first time and it’s at MY theater. quite stoked.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
calling it the breadrooms
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
people were not polite to the camera boy today.
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Jared @bj-slive.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The Backrooms are the exact kind of horror concept that a child would come up with. "What if you were in a room that looked like an office and couldn't leave." Buddy, a lot of people are doing that. It's called going to work
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Keanu_reevebooks @jamesgameboy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Reveal is 25 years old and my cover of the entire album that I made in a basement bedroom 6 and a half years ago is 6 and a half: RE: Reveal | James Gameboy share.google/hV68EaGuOW2N...
share.google
RE: Reveal, by James Gameboy
12 track album
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
i hokey therefore i pokey
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
someone’s playing Skillet on the jukebox at the pool hall
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
seeing the billie eilish 3d movie and it is packed
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
the devil wears prada 2 got a dbox release
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
*ratatouille critic voice* “and if the animal doesn’t wear sunglasses…i don’t like the movie”
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
found a basketball while cleaning the theater the other day
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
well it took 4 season, but westworld finally made a blu-ray that asks if i want to resume where i left off.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
dvd menus with dumb montages keep spoiling movies for me.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
coolest thing bout westworld is the robos can smoke
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
just heard someone on the street say “idk you’d think project hail mary was biblical with that title”
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
someone is purchasing switchfoot tracks on the tune box at the pool hall again
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missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Escargot? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i’m listening to a dvd commentary track with randy newman and he just said “that’s what i ended up writing…it’s sort of alright…idk what the hell else i could have done…it still disturbs me, but i like the music”
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Jared @bj-slive.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
People debate about what movies “deserve” oscars or whatever, but what they should be discussing is that movie awards shows should not be used to advertise upcoming releases
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
full screen: is when you stomp the trash down to make it look nicer unrated: is when you pull the bag over the trash when it is too full to make room for more trash. and baby this disc’s got it all.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
want to make a letterbox where i just rate and review movies based on how sticky the theater is after a screening.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i have sold my soul for the third dimension
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
do i know anyone on here that likes to play foosball? i keep striking out with folks. i want to hit the foosball gym - but not alone.
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
just heard two guys getting into a car and having this argument: “you fucked with the playlist!” “no!” “you totally fucked with the playlist!” “no!”
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
a lady got very upset with me for filming a fire hydrant outside of their home and then also made fun of my clothes
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Your good friend, Chris Normal @heythatsmyleg.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
So there's a war starting in the Middle East, started by a right wing government headed by a guy that's famous for being kind of stupid, and there's a new GTA coming out soon
Matt Johnson of Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie next to a whiteboard with Trapped in 2008 written on it
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
miss when dvds had little sound effects when you pressed the buttons
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
guy at the bar just said “you know it’s a latin derivative the word cunt is from” and then got boos and growns
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
wild that’s what these look like now
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
i’m watching a movie from the 50s and the guy just said, “excuse me, i have some telephoning to do”
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/02/2026
the hot tub validates humanity’s inherent desire to become stew
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coburnfilms @coburnfilms.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
played pool with a gen z named “ed”
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