missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026drop the charges, passing out from his own noxious gas is punishment enough 040
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Guy at my work was Naruto-running up the stairs, walked normally while he passed me, then went back to Naruto-running when he thought I couldn't see him anymore 030
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If British PM Andy Burnham gets us back into the EU, he can have a little North Sea drilling, as a treat 010
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just learned that Stuart Little (1999) was directed by M. Night Shyamalan 110
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026at the airport yesterday they kept paging Polly Mary Coconut 010
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026waited till my coworkers had all had 2 margaritas and then unionized them 010
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Woman in front of me on my flight received this text: "sorry to report this but Amy wasn't pleased that you posted about the rat at her house. Can you please take it down and post something really nice" 060
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 09/09/2026what kind of profiling is it if i keep getting "randomly selected" to take my shoes off at airport security 120
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Why download the Merlin app when I can just send @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social pictures of birds I see and ask "who is this?" 030
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i should not have to respond to any coworker who has an AI profile picture. that should be the law. 060
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Somebody's grandpa was having a meltdown at the football stadium because they "let tattooed people in here" 040
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Utilities inspection guy was inquiring about my accent and asked if Portland is "near Detroit" 250
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 10/07/2026when the footy is on you can have 2 pub hot dogs for dinner, it's normal and fine 030
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Happy @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social getting told he looks like Norwegian footballers season to all those who celebrate 020
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 23/06/2026weather-related chitchat gonna go hard tomorrow (4am thunderstorm followed by 100° heatwave) 020
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Not having a prime minister is like when your boss is gone and you're kinda like, what did that guy actually do anyway? 030
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 31/05/2026"They're coming out with the DSM-6 and you're on the cover." - @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social generationally burning me on our 2nd wedding anniversary 030
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Reporting from Reggio Calabria, Italy: vending machines here have condoms and Parmesan cheese in them 030
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I online shop on company time 030
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Last night there was a scraggly street fox crossing toward us and @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social fed it a Malteser (British malted milk ball) 140
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I would not be surprised if they revealed that Mr. Beast had been an AI avatar this whole time 010
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 21/03/2026god sends his loudest sounds to his most overstimulated soldiers 020
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 18/03/2026touring London flats has taught me that I have a low-grade fear of men in business suits 020
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 17/03/2026hiding my lactaid in a bite of mac & cheese like i'm giving a senior dog its heart medication 020
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 17/03/2026waking up in europe is half "wow pretty bird songs" and half "wait what did the US do while I was asleep??" 031
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Just realized UK Spring Forward is a few weeks after the US. And we move in between. So we're gonna have to experience it twice 🥴 020
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I'm sick of everyone always saying my great ideas "were in a black mirror episode" like just let a girl innovate #womenshistorymonth 030
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 08/03/2026if you're vegan you can't drive a car because that's burning dinosaurs 020
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Never letting @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social choose the catchphrase for one of my animal crossing characters again 191
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Thinking about the other day when @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social had to work from a parking lot and was hungry so I got him a hot dog and rode it over on a scooter. Micromobility glizzy 041
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 24/02/2026there should always be just a little guy around. like a cat or dog or some such 120
missy @missyledoux.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Setting the film world ablaze with my incisive letterboxd reviews 041
