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claire

@cmu.bsky.social
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there is no path til you walk it 화이팅! she/her

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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oop not the iced coffee debate making it's way to bluesky like a week after it was doing the rounds on threads and tt. unfortunately I have seen every possible take on this already fam sorry I'm out 🙏
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran's statement was note for note one of the most mealy-mouthed, cretinous, cowardly things I have ever read. "both sides" "I'm not complicit" "it was someone else's fault" "I care in private" "there are kids at my shows" there are kids in Palestine getting bombed you cross eyed bitch!!!
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oop I think my dermal is infected. 9 months later mind you, completely out of the blue. awesome 👍 I think I will just head to the doc tomorrow and ask them to remove it, too much trouble and I'm not risking regular infections close to my eye and cheekbone
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
4eva mad about it
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
paid my respects to the new scott morrison bust in the lake wendo botanic gardens last weekend
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I was trying to remember the name of that kansas song “dust in the wind” and I typed, not kidding, ‘dong (sic) dusty wind’ into google and incredibly and tragically it knew exactly what I wanted (side note: great song)
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
[two men hold hands in kdrama I am watching….] me: awwwww! that’s cute, I love it when kdramas are kind of progress- […and are immediately hit by a car and killed] me: ok never mind
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
also its two degrees in the rat rn and I’m on the way to a funeral many hours away. bracing start to the weekend
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I know I’m not a good looking person, I’m very aware of and largely fine with how I look HOWEVER the new passport photos I got taken of me are next level. truly dastardly. the lady who took them was like, I can send you digital copies if you like? And I was like “ahaha please don’t“
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
every few months or so i remember how donna finally got her memories back and got to be with the doctor forever like she wanted and how ten-fourteen adores her and hangs out in her backyard all the time and calls her husband his brother in law and her kid his niece, and fellas i cry myself sick!!
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
my boss with literal cancer watching me have a meltdown because I gotta do some historical expense reallocations
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Little Girl's 'Eww Oh God' Face
ALT: Little Girl's 'Eww Oh God' Face
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m too old to have crushes on men in their early thirties but the ML in ‘my royal nemesis’ is testing me fr
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
once again I have been injured by sleeping in a slightly awkward position whilst old
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m finally watching jeongnyeon and it’s so good fam!! barely a man to be seen and everyone is beautiful and dramatic and homosexual. there are regularly hot women in drag singing. a++ give me 14 of ‘em
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
actually when I do a thumbs up emoji it’s normal and friendly and whenever anyone else does a thumbs up emoji they are being mean to me and wishing for my downfall
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
winter arriving and immediately busting through the wall like the kool aid guy
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
am I…. a comedian?
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
WFH full time has got me so sedentary that merely doing the 4km at the mdc yesterday has left me with achey muscles. I really need to get back into walking daily this is embarrassing
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
yes the last episode of the pitt was very good, but have you guys seen deadloch season 2???? I loved it. Dulcie and Eddie and Leo and Cath!!! they are perfect 2 me. constant craving blasting out of the campervan took me out. the ending; that last line!! I cried. anyway it's good you should watch it
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
@sharpestrose.bsky.social did u ghost write this
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
they should give Dana a gun
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
every time I hear holly valance speaking
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
dinner inspector 🧐
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I know this is the least offensive part of the whole situation but "epic fury" is cringe af. like on top of everything else?? that's your stupid operation name??? embarrassing
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
please stop showing me that little monkey with his stuffed toy mama I will literally kms 🙏
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
this in the latest ep of the pitt was genuinely the hardest I have laughed all week
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I respect peaceful protest truly, but I think it's time for the americans to get a little bit french about all this
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
jesus christ, my fault for waking up I guess
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
clingyboi
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
vic emergency map is looking like a nightmare rn
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
every day I open my phone and for what
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
screaming shitting throwing up
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
threads is 99% raigebait, engagement farming and bots, I know this and I despise it, and yet there I am every day yelling at someone like it's my job
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
ok there's a rumour that my beloveds shin hae sun and na inwoo are doing another kdrama together. please please please let this be true 🙏
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
the gremlin is helping me wfh today
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
when I was in busan I had the sweetest taxi driver who didn't speak english but wanted to tell us some fun facts about busan and wish us a great trip and reassure us he'd get us to our destination safely so he used his phone to translate with ai. and that's the one and only time ai was good x
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
the struggle when you have no plans to go to the UK in the near future, but are craving a pret baguette real bad 😔
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
goosey is peeping out the window and quietly growling at the gardener as if he wouldn't run away and do a scaredy piss if the gardener so much as looked at him
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
martial law attempt after I left SK last time, and this time the guys up top are firing off missiles. can you all calm down I'll be back okay 🫶 (for legal visa related purposes this is a joke) (admittedly it's not a good one)
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LoriLouWho 🌻 @loribelle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
For anyone who needs help feeding theor pets: go to r/randomactsofpetfood on reddit. There are people who will help!
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
not trump and xi jinping crashing my hols 😞
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
day 1 in Seoul: established my dominance on the train in the customary seat scramble, then had a stranger fall asleep on my shoulder. a+
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
diane and david in the same year is brutal actually
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
getting silly lil crushes on folks in kdramas is a humiliation ritual. kim ji hoon is literally the same age as me! born 8 days before me even!! and I look like I could be his mother, potentially even his 할머니
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
2025:
friend in a DM: I'm glad you're not dead
me responding: not physically [sparkle heart]
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
bon appetit your majesty was fun and I enjoyed it for the most part, but the superior 'chef time travels back to the joseon period and makes the king fall in love with them' kdrama is always going to be mr queen and that's that on that
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claire @cmu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I tried the viral mango icecream today and regretfully I must tell you the hype is justified. that shit slapped
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