claire @cmu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026oop not the iced coffee debate making it's way to bluesky like a week after it was doing the rounds on threads and tt. unfortunately I have seen every possible take on this already fam sorry I'm out 🙏 100
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ed sheeran's statement was note for note one of the most mealy-mouthed, cretinous, cowardly things I have ever read. "both sides" "I'm not complicit" "it was someone else's fault" "I care in private" "there are kids at my shows" there are kids in Palestine getting bombed you cross eyed bitch!!! 130
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 30/08/2026oop I think my dermal is infected. 9 months later mind you, completely out of the blue. awesome 👍 I think I will just head to the doc tomorrow and ask them to remove it, too much trouble and I'm not risking regular infections close to my eye and cheekbone 100
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026paid my respects to the new scott morrison bust in the lake wendo botanic gardens last weekend 010
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I was trying to remember the name of that kansas song “dust in the wind” and I typed, not kidding, ‘dong (sic) dusty wind’ into google and incredibly and tragically it knew exactly what I wanted (side note: great song) 100
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026[two men hold hands in kdrama I am watching….] me: awwwww! that’s cute, I love it when kdramas are kind of progress- […and are immediately hit by a car and killed] me: ok never mind 000
Reposted by clairepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film 1575498569
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026also its two degrees in the rat rn and I’m on the way to a funeral many hours away. bracing start to the weekend 000
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I know I’m not a good looking person, I’m very aware of and largely fine with how I look HOWEVER the new passport photos I got taken of me are next level. truly dastardly. the lady who took them was like, I can send you digital copies if you like? And I was like “ahaha please don’t“ 000
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026every few months or so i remember how donna finally got her memories back and got to be with the doctor forever like she wanted and how ten-fourteen adores her and hangs out in her backyard all the time and calls her husband his brother in law and her kid his niece, and fellas i cry myself sick!! 110
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 30/06/2026my boss with literal cancer watching me have a meltdown because I gotta do some historical expense reallocationsstatic.klipy.comLittle Girl's 'Eww Oh God' FaceALT: Little Girl's 'Eww Oh God' Face 000
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026I’m too old to have crushes on men in their early thirties but the ML in ‘my royal nemesis’ is testing me fr 100
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 06/06/2026once again I have been injured by sleeping in a slightly awkward position whilst old 000
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I’m finally watching jeongnyeon and it’s so good fam!! barely a man to be seen and everyone is beautiful and dramatic and homosexual. there are regularly hot women in drag singing. a++ give me 14 of ‘em 100
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 04/06/2026actually when I do a thumbs up emoji it’s normal and friendly and whenever anyone else does a thumbs up emoji they are being mean to me and wishing for my downfall 110
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 04/06/2026winter arriving and immediately busting through the wall like the kool aid guy 100
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 11/05/2026WFH full time has got me so sedentary that merely doing the 4km at the mdc yesterday has left me with achey muscles. I really need to get back into walking daily this is embarrassing 000
Reposted by claireshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 07/05/2026happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time 163127084090
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026yes the last episode of the pitt was very good, but have you guys seen deadloch season 2???? I loved it. Dulcie and Eddie and Leo and Cath!!! they are perfect 2 me. constant craving blasting out of the campervan took me out. the ending; that last line!! I cried. anyway it's good you should watch it 041
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I know this is the least offensive part of the whole situation but "epic fury" is cringe af. like on top of everything else?? that's your stupid operation name??? embarrassing 110
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 21/02/2026please stop showing me that little monkey with his stuffed toy mama I will literally kms 🙏 000
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 20/02/2026this in the latest ep of the pitt was genuinely the hardest I have laughed all week 010
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I respect peaceful protest truly, but I think it's time for the americans to get a little bit french about all this 030
Reposted by clairepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/01/2026*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it 3480121381
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 25/11/2025threads is 99% raigebait, engagement farming and bots, I know this and I despise it, and yet there I am every day yelling at someone like it's my job 000
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 20/11/2025ok there's a rumour that my beloveds shin hae sun and na inwoo are doing another kdrama together. please please please let this be true 🙏 100
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 14/11/2025when I was in busan I had the sweetest taxi driver who didn't speak english but wanted to tell us some fun facts about busan and wish us a great trip and reassure us he'd get us to our destination safely so he used his phone to translate with ai. and that's the one and only time ai was good x 100
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 11/11/2025the struggle when you have no plans to go to the UK in the near future, but are craving a pret baguette real bad 😔 200
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 10/11/2025goosey is peeping out the window and quietly growling at the gardener as if he wouldn't run away and do a scaredy piss if the gardener so much as looked at him 020
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 09/11/2025martial law attempt after I left SK last time, and this time the guys up top are firing off missiles. can you all calm down I'll be back okay 🫶 (for legal visa related purposes this is a joke) (admittedly it's not a good one) 010
Reposted by claireLoriLouWho 🌻 @loribelle.bsky.social · 08/11/2025For anyone who needs help feeding theor pets: go to r/randomactsofpetfood on reddit. There are people who will help! 33321
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025day 1 in Seoul: established my dominance on the train in the customary seat scramble, then had a stranger fall asleep on my shoulder. a+ 120
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 07/10/2025getting silly lil crushes on folks in kdramas is a humiliation ritual. kim ji hoon is literally the same age as me! born 8 days before me even!! and I look like I could be his mother, potentially even his 할머니 220
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 01/10/2025bon appetit your majesty was fun and I enjoyed it for the most part, but the superior 'chef time travels back to the joseon period and makes the king fall in love with them' kdrama is always going to be mr queen and that's that on that 100
claire @cmu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025I tried the viral mango icecream today and regretfully I must tell you the hype is justified. that shit slapped 000