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@sharpestrose.bsky.social
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Nonbinary writer (any pronouns fine) and Japanese -> English editor, fandom tragic.

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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 25m
Inside me are two wolves
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10h
Tweet from Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury):

[Googling instructions for disarming a bomb] 
For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grandmother's kitchen, watching her carefully iron the parchment paper that the nitroglycerin came bound in (to be reused at Christm
[Hurried scrolling]
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ᴍᴇᴡ-ɢɪ-ɴʏᴀꜱ ≽(>⩊ •マ≼ @mugichas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[rin's chapter]
akirin mutual masturbation w🎉🎉akira and rin sitting to talk outside after motomi heads back in to cook dinner for themrin taking akiras hand and smiling as he thanks him for waiting for him
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Kuofura @kuofura.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
#togainu #togainunochi #咎狗の血
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 6h
I love this one and I also love the one to encourage exercise, which is "I think my pet needs a walk."
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ᴍᴇᴡ-ɢɪ-ɴʏᴀꜱ ≽(>⩊ •マ≼ @mugichas.bsky.social · 6h
lrp i dont play nu carnival but am verymuch enjoying this collab from the sidelines for the dmmd newstuff and the pubes debate in that interview is killing meeee
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Erin Keane @erinkeane.bsky.social · 9h
Posted this in 2018. Still remember the night that prompted it. Still so relevant today. 🐝 🐝 🐝
Tweet by me saying “Every woman I know has been storing anger for years in her body and it’s starting to feel like bees are going to pour out of all of our mouths at the same time.”
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Nu Carnival Updates @nucarnivalen.bsky.social · 14h
"NU:Carnival"x"DRAMAtical Murder"- [CYBERNEtical Paradox] Collab Event Amid an essence surge and rumbling thunder, a rift in space splits open. In an instant, two distant worlds collide— When essence in the Dark Territory starts behaving strangely, Eiden and his clan members set off to investigate.
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 8h
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 10h
Okay so there's a recurring AU in Marvel's What If show where Peggy got the serum and Steve basically got a gundam and then later basically became the winter soldier, and Bucky became secretary of state and he stares Steve down when Steve's aiming and him and Steve is still a scrawny dude and GOOD.
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it is spike @spikekat.bsky.social · 16h
its so wild how presumably progressive, leftist people, will still and always find a way to bodyshame people they dont like. finding SOME way its deserved.
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 10h
Also hot take but following the danganronpa and sdr2 tl threads on somethingawful back in the day counts as engaging with it as much as playing it does, because a communal update culture is a pretty unique experience that just watching a playthrough can't really replicate.
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 10h
Over on twitter the big controversy is that Toby Fox has asked that anyone selling fan merch of Deltarune have played the game first, and people are calling this gatekeeping and elitist. I've seen similar arguments about totono and slow damage in the past and I think you should *try* a game at least
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Tea Berry-Blue @teaberryblue.net · 11h
Specifically the QUEER romance. Most people loved the QUEER romance being given the treatment that usually only straight romances get.
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series of gj tubes @ozarkhowling.bsky.social · 12h
peak dudes rock
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 20h
"Growing Pains" is one of the most chilling, sad Batman stories ever told. Robin meets a young girl on the run from her terrifying father, a man whose secret will shake the Boy Wonder to his core. The kind of episode that you watch as a kid that haunts you for the rest of your life.
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 19h
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 23h
today on the phone my mother tried to tell me about this thing she'd heard about called "boys love" that they have in asia. I don't think I'm a very opaque person. She's known I work for Jast Blue for the past eight years. She knew I was writing Savage Garden rpf thirty years ago. I'm confused.
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Pal 🌥 @palarien.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you can take a cat out of the alley... wait, no. you can't #咎狗の血
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no I can't get over this the idea that peggy and howard knew and were just like welp I guess our friend is a brainwashed POW assassin forever now them's the breaks WHAT this is INSANE
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't have it up at the moment but I have a print of this one.
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People keep being "Steve doomed the timeline by choosing selfishly and in Doomsday Peggy's gonna go evil to save their kid, how can they ruin these characters so badly?" and I'm like GOOD make them UNWELL make them make TERRIBLE CHOICES FOR LOVE I love it when they're noble AND when they're sick.
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
re:lrp Quinn I would subscribe to you if you had more gay fairy porn, even if the worldbuilding was insufficient.
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sleemo @sleemo.com · 28/09/2026
Quinn teases Tom Bateman and Lili Reinhart for their next release #TheLoveHypothesis
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DID YOU KNOW that my TeePublic shop currently contains NO LESS THAN THREE season-appropriate shirts? HOT DAMN. www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...
A purple t-shirt with green hand-lettered text, which reads, "make it weird"A black t-shirt with white hand-lettered text, which reads, "reanimate your darlings"A black t-shirt with red hand-lettered text surrounded by a heart. The text reads, "more teeth"
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was going to say "very occasionally I will allow heterosexuality" but then I remembered Peggy gets a gay kiss in the Agent Carter show and Steve is Steve so these two are very much bi4bi.
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Genuinely this scene was the only time in any context, media or real life, where demisexuality talk didn't make me cringe. It was charming.
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes I know I said I'd never seen Endgame because it was stupid one (1) day before I went to see Endgame but in my defense I have several disorders. Anyway much like I think 5'4" Steve is hot I think Fat Thor is hot and I kinda think Marvel knew it too and as usual were cowards about what they had.
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Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every three weeks, mine texts her “you should go shopping today.” Women love shopping.
Two Bsky replies extolling the benefits of automating your life away: 

Pete Marchetto
@petemarchetto.bsky.social
To be fair, I find it quite useful. In order to maintain marital harmony, do as I have done; set up an Al to send a loving text message to your spouse two or three times a week.
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Pete Marchetto @petemarchetto.bsk... • 5h
Extra tip: Once every ten days or so, have it include the words 'I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. That was really stupid.' There will always be something wrong, and the apology will be applied to whatever infraction you may have committed automatically by your spouse.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The one with these assholes
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now this is kamen rider 🏳️‍🌈 @mercyriddle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the 90's and early 2000's one of the more popular forms of fan work was MSTing/sporking where people would take a fic they decided was bad and make fun of it, line by line and post it in the same fic archives where the original fics were. If the og author got upset, that got treated like a bonus.
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People who believe this were never teenagers in the nineties writing Mary Sue fanfiction about Curt Velvetgoldmine's daughter. Fandom has always been full of the nastiest, most vicious motherfuckers. Hamsters eating their babies leave less gore in their enclosures than fans.
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Ramiel 🐇 @pawberry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Fandoms used to be full of nice ppl before covid and then all the bullies and popular kids joined" is literally an "the earth is flat" tier false belief to me
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Like I'm sorry but this is EGREGIOUS
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun fact: one of the things that made me decide "no, I will get an actual diagnosis", rather than just assuming, was the subtitle of a thread about ADHD on the SomethingAwful forums because it hit so hard it hurt it was along the lines of "if you were lazy, you would be having fun"
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't wait for the Teen Vogue thinkpiece on this one.
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay if you're writing modern characters in a modern setting you don't really have any excuse to use the word 'prostitute'. Like you can engage with disenfranchisement and stuff in your story, I'm not saying you have to adhere to a particular empowerment narrative, but for god's sake, 'sex worker'.
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Jeremy Parish (Radio Edit) @jparish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Lionel Hutz meme with a card bearing the Japanese text "Ocha? No, Mizu!"
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if you are seeing this the curse is lifted 

have a good day

with a ?? wombat? no clue on the beach
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lmao honoured to be mentioned
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
This is actually hell, right?
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So I just watched Endgame at the theatre with the bonus scenes and I know I am a red lipstick bitch but so is Peggy Carter and the fact they didn't match continuity on her lipstick for the new shots is character assassination.
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Handed in my assignment. I don't think it's going to do as well as the Beloved essay but in my defense, I went insane.
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Mary @sharpestrose.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did I ever tell you guys about when I saw the force awakens on opening day, not knowing anything about the casting or the plot, and it got up to the bit where Kylo Ren takes his mask off and my immediate, irrational thought was "it's going to be fucking Harry Potter all over again."
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Nrok [🔞Artist] [VGen] @negaverse.art · 20/09/2026
#NSFW image sets be like
bananna and a glass of milkbanana, peeled, with a glass of milkbanana, peeled, with the milk spilled on the tip of itbanana, peeled, tip covered in milk, wearing glasses
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Xtine-age Sex and Death at Camp Miasma @xtinemakepeace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just sat and cried about it and I love it more. This movie LOVES women. It loves friendship. It restored my faith in like, everything. Just so joyful and earnest great job everyone 😭😭😭
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weird menace and excessive bloodletting @gemmafiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, I went to two alternative schools in a row and the phrase “we’re all fucking smart here, just some of us choose not to be assholes” definitely applies to the rationalists
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