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CMTWrites

@cmtwrites.bsky.social
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Reports haven't yet confirmed but C Thompson might be the thing that goes bump in the dark. Scary, weird and not quite human. Avoids writing but has three published novels

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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And someone will have a tantrum that will end the game in tears and awkward silence, taking you firmly off the Christmas card list
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just dont have my intensity
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a shame to let a good clown costume go to waste and you know it
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Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mood
A Work Chronicles comic - someone typing at a computer at a desk while someone else talks to them. "How's that urgent task coming along", the person standing asks, continuing "we really need to get that done by tomorrow - what's the hold up". The person sitting, who has continued typing this whole time, replies, "This conversation"
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I dont know why I spent 10 mins trying to remind which actor it reminded me off, should have just checked your comments
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Christopher Walken in a Suit
ALT: Christopher Walken in a Suit
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Therapy is expensive.......but becoming the thing in the forest that terrifies the townspeople is free.
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Careful mate, if you lose your glasses you are next to die in a horror movie
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Baba Yaga
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My latest for @newscientist.com
Two scientists walk past numerous enormous shelves, each divided into sections containing a huge array of weird items. One says:
“We still don't know what any of this is, where it came from, or what it does, but you have to admit we've shelved it all beautifully.”
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Katharine Hayhoe @katharinehayhoe.com · 06/09/2026
I have a very respectable 20-yr sample size. While the number of men sending me AI generated content has increased, overall the number telling me that they’ve solved the problems of the universe has not changed. So for me, it’s just the mechanism that has changed, not the frequency.
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
They will get over it
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 03/09/2026
This is one of the most inspiring and awesome things I've seen in awhile Human imagination and ingenuity is so fucking rad, and no thieving "tech" can ever hold a candle to what our minds and hearts are capable of.
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hard enough to get to pay day as it is 😂😅
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Exactly this to both parts, also when it gets a little dull, watching for weird errors in the captioning help me pay attention whilst amuse me at the same time
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
patreon.com/MannequinontheMoon
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My mom says Im cool
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
She must have visited on one of your better days
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well given they are limited edition, you could probably sell them at auction Or stick them in random envelopes
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Babe, wake up! We've gone viral Babe, wake up! I beat your high score
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When isnt it my time to shine?
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
😂😂 love it! Your mom is awesome and has great taste You obvs take after her
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Where did she find that? I want one 😍😍😍
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sky feels very dramatic right now #nottingham
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Johnny Cash - Hurt And also weirdly Avenue Q, Theres a fine line
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Lord of the Rings: Samwise's Inspiring Words to Frodo
ALT: Lord of the Rings: Samwise's Inspiring Words to Frodo
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I had never heard of Carl before you started posting these, about to crack and start reading Either darn you or thank you 😂
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Is Minty sitting so still, he forgot she was there? The older the comic gets, the funnier finding the landline gets
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
But then the apples would have been for nothing, NOTHING
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Really looking forward to this #nottingham
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i've run the numbers three times now and it's always the same
a simple Google line chart titled "What The Fuck Is Going On" that shows growth in What The Fuck from 2021 to 2026, with a significant increase in 2024 to 2026

x-axis is Year
y-axis is What The Fuck

the values are:

Year        What The Fuck
2021	11
2022	8
2023	17
2024	19
2025	42
2026	84
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Finally my luck is changing
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Maybe thats why we dont see much alien life, they have all been drained by the space vampires, space vampires with powerful can openers
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Joseph Philippe Pierre Yves Elliott Trudeau @canadaspmpet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Some advice for the uninitiated; 🤷
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yes more! Or maybe one starring Lottie The lyrical iute of Lottie The carnivorous canter of Charlotte (Ok so maybe the title is a work in progress but you get the gist)
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once”
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
No more cheese before bedtime
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ah you and I both know, geminis dont have friends
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What doesnt kill you, really screws up your digestive system
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Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It was the worst of times; it was the "fuck, WHAT?? are you fucking KIDDING me??" of times.
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Would love to see a picture I am always conscious when I am on Zoom, everyone house is very neat and mine is an assortment of books, posters and skulls
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Everything is pants so heres a picture of a dahlia opening #flowers #dahlia #notts
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is putting pins in the wall the start of Lotties criminal record?
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Editorial cartoon: They say things happen in threes.
cartoon: the corpse of Mitch McConnell, the ghost of Lindsey Graham and the convicted felon sitting in a row.
DJT: Good thing I can't count.
Caption: They Say Things Happen in Threes
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Its what powers the death glare, but I need more fuel
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Use it! Use it! Use it!
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Scars
A young woman and an Oracle are walking together at night. The girl asks for help going up a steep part of a cliff, and the Oracle ex extends his hand. She sees his scarred arms as well you’ve got so many scars she asks doesn’t that bother you being constantly reminded of how much you’ve suffered they approach a house, a cozy little cabin, and the Oracle and her entered the cabin. The Oracle says yes, but my scars don’t just show that I’ve suffered. He closes the door. The lights turn on the stars hit the roof of the house and a warm, ember glows from inside my scar show that I’ve healed says the Oracle
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I dont know whats worst for him PR wise. Only going against Count Binface or the potential that he will lose to Count Binface. Got to love the irony though if people start voting for Count Binface as a protest vote
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CMTWrites @cmtwrites.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hee!
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