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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 5h
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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qwekwei.ynum @qwekwei.bsky.social · 14h
#transformers #overlord #maccadam
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cynthia @vampire.cream.land · 11h
i genuinely felt a profound sadness in my heart when i had to beat this thing up
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 16h
Guys! I am changing my doodle commissions a little bit! For one, I will send you a transparent .png on delivery. In this way they don't only work for user icons, but you can also use them as stickers, emotes, and however you please! Read more about it and order yours here!: ko-fi.com/c/7c3b3b7774
example sheet of doodles you can order! 12 cute stickers of various characters
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
black and white greyscale photo of kanye west with a listed titled: "THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR PRODUCER." the contents of the list include:

• It sounds like a video game
• Sell me this pen
• Make it sound blue
• Who legally owns this fl studio
• I brought my own soundgoodizer
• What are your intentions with my loops
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15h
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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ms. wendy @wendyleftmealone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
time for an autumntime sale! 30% off on all of my type designs from now 'til october 4th! creative market: creativemarket.com/wendyleftmea... gumroad (use 'AUTUMN26' at checkout): wendymurphyonline.gumroad.com ko-fi: ko-fi.com/wendyleftmea...
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18h
Michael Tracey seems to operate on the belief that there’s still someone out there who does not think he’s a total piece of shit and by God he’s going to convince them he is
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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jackie @makiplier.torture.nexus · 28/09/2026
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"House by the Railroad," by the artist Rob Gonsalves
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Stephanie Farr @farfarraway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've always been captivated by the "Freedom" sculpture on Vine St., of a figure breaking free of a wall in 4 stages, with the final figure on the sidewalk, arms outstretched and faced lifted. I think it makes our city more interesting, which is the most any of us who love Philly can hope to do. 🧵1/3
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Stuart Kay Reilly @stuartkreilly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For all my fellow sIop haters out there! There's a Chrome/Firefox extension you guys can download an extension called "Al Warning For Steam" that will warn you on your browser if you're about to click on a sIop game before even clicking on it. No more awkward moments Stay safe and FUCK THE MACHINE
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
technically true but there's a more important bit of reasoning behind random encounters than that (getting jumped is funny)
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ash s. ➡️ Rose City ComicCon!!! @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Naomi! @naominori.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🦆🦆🦆🦆
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Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
throwback to 2020 when i tweeted out "people keep postin this gif of a ref doin a thumbs up in a wrestling game like it's weird but idk that's how i do it too" and embedded this
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flame @aeriform.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this has been a pretty great moon, big progress on Fire+Floe, Red Veil developing in public on stream, first batch of Noneko charms getting ready, my latest font Andromeda out in the wild very much appreciate the people working with me and others continuing to support me doing stuff— #indiedev
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Adel Faure ⏚🍉 @adelfaure.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Glitching giant red ghost is chasing you #gamedev #pixelart #textmode
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xreamy @xreamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A dangerous pattern
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Ollie @olliemnjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Virus
Digital painting of a dimly lit computer lab. All monitors are switched off except for one at the centre showing a small, blank window
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Noodle Bomb 🔞🍜💣🐈💨 @noodlebomb.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Mina The Hollower (1983)
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Like basically I think if you're complaining about there being no good singleplayer first person shooters anymore, that's a you problem
SPRAWL zeroCicadamataADACAHole.
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Shayna Moon (she/they) @themoonis.gay · 24/09/2026
Her name was Kerri Moynihan www.latimes.com/california/s...
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Parents' suit alleges sexual harassment at Activision drove their daughter to suicide
Lawsuit filed by parents of employee who took her life at company retreat alleges Activision Blizzard failed to prevent pervasive sexual harassment.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
get my NEW BOOK 🙌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At a church service in Chicago they had set up cardboard cutouts in the pews to represent the worshippers who would have attended mass if not for fear of being disappeared. Not far away I saw a laborer’s lunch had been left uneaten and spilled over onto the sidewalk outside of a home...
Who will clean any of this up? 
At a church service in Chicago they had set up cardboard cutouts in the pews to represent the worshippers who would have attended mass if not for fear of being disappeared. Not far away I saw a laborer’s lunch had been left uneaten and spilled over onto the sidewalk outside of a home he must have just been working on. Laboring on. There’s a dumpster out front and a red white and blue flag themed porta-potty from a company called Patriot Portables. Three ladders still leaning up against the building. 

It looks like it would have been a pretty tasty lunch. Even tossed aside like that and wasted now. A smear of orange hot sauce on the cracked styrofoam container. Not yet taken away by the wind. Such a beautiful seeming neighborhood too. I imagine it’s a very nice place to live. They say that Chicago is still surprisingly affordable. 

It shows me home listings when I scroll now because I clicked on one or two at some point and so the computer believes that this is an integral datapoint that explains who I am. I just saw one hanging ten off a bluff that has been pummeled by eons of waves and so will not exist for much longer. Neither house nor bluff. Overlooking the water on Cape Cod. You could squeeze a couple of good years out of it still I thought. Until one awful night. I can’t afford it even now despite the implication but it’s a nice little nightmare to have. 

I thought of a friend who was recently diagnosed with a terrible albeit not yet terminal disease but maybe that’s a bad analogy. A beach house is worth so much more than a person. 

I don’t know how much longer it will sit there. Either the house or the guy’s lunch. Maybe everyone passing by assumes another worker is going to arrive soon to take care of it but it could be he’s already been disappeared himself.
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Microwaveable plastic @squigglymips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
locked out of discord servers? Friends locked out? if youre a US citizen, you should yell at your representatives re: AV laws
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mirna @goodbye.computer · 23/09/2026
wipeout on the brain
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nym™️ @arettee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#learning
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cmdrcryptid @cmdrcryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
9 favorite anime/9 anime that define me/9 anime that exist
3 x 3 grid of anime titles

Ghost in The Shell: Stand Alone Complex
Darker Than Black
Bubblegum Crisis
Trigun
Hunter x Hunter (2011)
Megalobox
Trabsformers Victory
Psycho-Pass
Nichijou
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cmdrcryptid @cmdrcryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we finally hit the point where phil of the future cheese soda is real? humans evolving to have 4 toes instead of 5 cant be too far behind.
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Jo Mama @mewvore.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨: RECALL ANNOUNCED for Granny Cream's Hot Butter Ice Cream for containing trace amounts of Granny 👇
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let me teach you about color theory!
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cmdrcryptid @cmdrcryptid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
unsure how to feel. im of two minds about this.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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cullen Forever! The Show The Movie @cullenforever.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Brendan Keogh @brkeogh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 18/03/2024
Webcomics are the punk garage bands of art. What they lack in polish and regularity they make up for in originality and heart.
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cmdrcryptid @cmdrcryptid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Last Bot Standing was such a wild book. Insane things happening
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Video Game Art Archive @gameartarchive.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Poster 'Virtual On' Arcade
Poster
'Virtual On'
Arcade
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