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Camille Martel

@cmartel.bsky.social
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Rendering programmer/pixel witch at Relic Entertainment. she/her

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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sketchy a f. Next this guy is going to claim that shower handles should be clockwise.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yea, it was more likely 690 men, a more realistic number.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Such an all American Airbnb, providing the "tv above the fireplace" experience
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just like Chrono Cross, they have elaborate names like Whiskeyjack, Silverfox or Shadowthrone
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Royal Feast! Combines two of my favourite pasttimes: chinese food and palace intrigue.
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
imagine if they fired every band member every time an album came out
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
God, we had such a winning team. Losing that hurt even more than the project itself.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sounds like something a mimic would say!
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Shaun Lambert @alexanderlambrt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
yessss
the drake stop then pointing meme but with Geordi La Forge instead 

top panel "banning social media for teenagers"

bottom panel (the good idea) "banning social media for everyone"

(Geordi is the Chief Engineer from Star Trek The Next Generation, the one with Patrick Stewart / Picard)
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A truly liberating tool
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Everything Olympia provisions does is so good. One of the many things I miss about living in the US is easy access to their products.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’ll raise you “Thank you for choosing ValueRep!”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
currently in tears over these two dogs
two dogs one is flat
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Camping Stormfeather, I believe. Still has yet to spawn
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Yeah, those statements are not mutually exclusive. 🫠
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
To be more accurate, we _were_ going to try to find a way to integrate blockchain tech into the game in a non toxic fashion, if it meant keeping the lights on. We were just never given access to the Forte SDK. Make of that what you will.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Withings, eh? Does it also kill your step streak for you if you double / triple etc. it?
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💖gail 💖 🔜 GATEway 🔜 MC ATL @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mother's Day to them
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Ross Floate @rossfloate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken
sinceyouarrived.world
taken.
A web page that tells you what your browser gave away the moment you arrived. No login, no form, no permission. Most pages do this. None of them tell you.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/05/2026
when ur on a walk and there's a dog
woodcut of an Elizabethan looking fellow in cape and hat with a walking stick observing a small animal and saying 'O yes'
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Oui, c'est effectivement un chat.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
May this one be free of Saudi princes!
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Daniel Cook @danctheduck.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Something positive: Spry Fox is spinning out of Netflix. We are independent (once again!) and preparing to launch Spirit Crossing. We wrote up a little blog post musing about this wild adventure. Worth sharing the good news. spryfox.com/a-16-year-ol...
spryfox.com
A 16-year-old baby is born! Miracles do happen.
After three years under the Netflix umbrella, Spry Fox is once again a fully independent studio. As a studio, we’ve managed to somehow survive countless industry upheavals and release a whole lot o…
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
But no matter how broken it is, all the literature I've seen is that it should be equivalent at worst thanks to Fullscreen Optimization. And my rendering hat wants to agree, but I haven't seen an actual counter example to justify the decision.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Might I ask which game that was? I'm currently hesitating whether I should even spend the effort trying to get exclusive fullscreen to work at all in our title. (We're currently considering removing the option altogether, Vulkan fullscreen is literally broken in Unreal 5.5!)
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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 02/08/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look."
Patches from Fromsoft games. Bald man in armor and no eyebrows.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I am legit looking for a "Total market, minus AI" ETF to diversify my 401k.
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Supervising Animation Wizard @brendering.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
We already have 1000+ reasons to hate """artist""" James C Mulligan (see below), but it was extra enraging to see him stealing and taking credit for the work of actual Bambi artist and all-around Disney legend Tyrus Wong, so here's a mini Ted Talk 🧵
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Mind spoiling it? Curious what this is referring to, I have a certain thing in mind that I definitely would not have noticed without an accidental spoiler.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Did the coffee taste caustic?
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Pappadeaux is the pro move. Top notch gumbo and crawfish étouffée. Probably the best airport food I've ever had!
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
There's a Discover tab??
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Bryant Francis @bryantfrancis.me · 29/07/2025
This is an insane thing to write about game development. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/a...

Most experts acknowledge that a takeover by artificial intelligence is coming for the video game industry within the next five years, and executives have already started preparing to restructure their companies in anticipation.
After all, it was one of the first sectors to deploy A.I. programming in the 1980s, with the four ghosts who chase Pac-Man each responding differently to the player's real-time movements.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
The original Swype remains best in class, I had to turn on my old Pixel 2 which still has it installed and found myself able to type a couple of sentences without having to stop to correct every 5th word. What a concept!
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Have you looked into Windows 10 LTSC?
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Send thoughts and prayers, of course.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Take Snake River Farms wieners away from the people, and they will finally rise up
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
is this anything
sickos meme re-done with mac, paws on a window barking. he has a collar with a bone nametag that says "sickos" and he's saying "ROO... BOOWOO WOO... ROO!"
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Their sausage is also absolutely top notch. My grocery store stocks them for Oktoberfest and I make sure to stock the freezer full of them whenever that comes around.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
It’s FFXI, except you don’t have to wait an hour to have a bunch of randos murder you at Valkurm Dunes. You can murder yourself with your terrible gambit setup!
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Dress it up in progressive language but you're cheating yourself by not doing the work. This is the worst thing about AI: millions of students refusing to learn, taking zero interest in the world around them, empty in mind and heart. Your punishment is the person you will become.
tweet that reads "the student that does not cheat has internalized the moral code of the oppressor."
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Kevin Snow @bravemule.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The primary criteria for balance decisions is spiting players that personally annoy us on the internet. If you provide that reasoning to other designers or directors, they respect it under the Nemesis Rule.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
We somehow had everything available to clear out the tunnel in one run after finishing the crate removal. Except that blue door. Had to look up spoilers to progress past it, but all I’ll say is if you have other leads to explore, they may well converge towards the blue door.
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Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 26/05/2025
Shameless plug: if you want to read way too many words about it, take a look: cdrom.ca/games/cancon...
cdrom.ca
Crosscountry BC
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I’m still so damn salty about getting laid off by Eidos Montreal. Not because of the job, that place was a toxic cesspool. But they never gave me back my Max Payne mousepad.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Sure, but saying “I think games cost a lot to make and thus we should charge more for them” is a good way to attract an online lynch mob!
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I’m torn. If that raise actually went to developers, I’d be supporting this so we don’t get laid off as much and maybe get better conditions. But I know deep in my heart that this will mostly be used to line Phil Spencer’s pockets.
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Camille Martel @cmartel.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Anne Babbage disapproves.
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