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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Last time I heard somebody talk like that was the intro to "Meadows" by Joe Walsh from the album "The Smoker You Drink, the Player You Get."

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Someone should tell him that vegan means someone from the Vega star system.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shout out to Tuscumbia, AL, keepers of the Great Helen Keller Hoax since 1954.

Riley Gaines on podcast disputing the existence of Helen Keller.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Feat. the very excitable Veneri brothers.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's difficult to be a successful passer in college and pro football with a windup reminiscent of Luis Tiant.

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dallas @liketexas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

three coaching changes and six years on and the team is still bad in the exact same ways for the exact same reasons

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's been like this for the majority of a decade now. Auburn football should be relegated.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I kinda let the pokeweed get the upper hand this year due to the excessive summer heat and me being auld as unto dirt. It can be defeated though.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Oh, and anyone who wants to chime in and say "just make some poke sallat?" Don't. I did it once. Not worth the trouble of fanatically boiling the chemical demons out of the leaves. I'd rather eat raw kale. Or fried NECCO wafers.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Lacking any really cool superpowers, I have maintained my relative insensitivity to pokeweed as well as poison ivy (!) past my 60s. I'm aware the sensitivity can kick in at any time though, so I don't push it. I wish you the best.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Screw the hair. I need a backup head.

Hairpiece ad with two foam heads in front of model.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I am currently at WAR with pokeweed along the back yard fence. Posh and scenic west Huntsville.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Talented players, some good assistant coaches, and their main in-state rival was going through some really rough times. When B*ma finally hired a good coach, Tubs checked out and was fired. He then took his lame act to two other colleges who learned about him the hard way too.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Soon you will be YEARNING even for the eldrich horrors of CANDY CORN and CIRCUS PEANUTS! And you will find NONE! Search your bag in vain for Reese's ANYTHING. They will all be a distant memory. NECCO ÜBER ALLES! 2/2

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When I'm through with GRAYWASHING the automobile world I will unleash my next project just in time for Halloween. Welcome to NECCO WAFER BLITZKRIEG '26! 1/2

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WKRG-TV 5 @wkrg5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

More than 160 students from across the country – and around the world – are in Huntsville this week for a Space Camp program designed for students who are blind or visually impaired. www.wkrg.com/alabama-news/space-cam…

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hey we're gonna get indoor plumbing and 'lectricity too next year!

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I thought that was a battery in there for a moment.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Or they are CALF MUSCLES THE SIZE OF CANTELOPES. ($1)

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I knew very little about this aspect of Nazi government. Thanks.

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Keith Schweigert @kschweigert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bryce Harper on a routine fly ball

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"You know App State is a hipster school." -a graduating HS senior in Floyd VA to me in a conspiratorial whisper several years ago. Kids say the dadgummest things, you know.

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