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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee

@clydeleesmith.bsky.social
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Clyde Lee Maximum Director, UnclaimedMysteriesRadio.com Huntsville, Alabama. NASA worm logo forever. #WDE anyway.

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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Huntsville, AL. First sign of spicy weather to come, especially down at the Gulf of MEXICO.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shout out to Tuscumbia, AL, keepers of the Great Helen Keller Hoax since 1954.
Riley Gaines on podcast disputing the existence of Helen Keller.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hunter Thompson b&w photo.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not a moment too soon.
Newspaper clipping from 1920s quoting a professor Smith saying jazz is turning moderns back to barbarism.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Screw the hair. I need a backup head.
Hairpiece ad with two foam heads in front of model.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another AI victory! Perfectly written copy!
Some dumb aſs recruitment ad. #Auburn
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Southeastern Conference tv spokeswoman: "It just means more."
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So Jack Smith ADMITS he was in College Park that day! CHECKMATE LIBS! BWAHAHAHA!
Map of College Park suburb in SW Atlanta area, nowhere near where the Hawks play, and nowhere near College Park MD.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Live shot from my online coursework on online teaching technology and methods for HI board of education.
Taxi's Reverend Jim at desk taking cabbie test.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If one didn't know that Anthropic was the name of a company, this would have been a far more interesting headline. A #weeklyworldnews class headline even.
Website headline: TRUMP TO MEET WITH ANTHROPIC HEAD.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not ai just underexposed but who cares anymore slop is king. Blevins Gap, Huntsville AL.
Underexposed sunset.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Viceroy doing a fine job mimicking a Monarch. South Huntsville.
Viceroy butterfly. That crossbar on the hind wings is the visual key.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy now? WELL ARE YA? I feel like I'm driving a PEACOCK now.
Colorful NSS bat sticker on my gray hell car.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You guessed it, Frank Stallone."
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#Aubie, kick his aſs. #tuberville #furry
Auburn's former coach hugging a furry.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
7AM selfie in the Blue Ridge Mountains, 2018-ish.
Shadow selfie, Meadows of Dan, VA.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Blazer of Solitude, feat. all my worldly possessions. Christiansburg, VA. 2020.
2000 Chevy Blazer with U-Haul trailer in empty motel parking lot.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was into those backrooms before it was cool.
My nearly empty apartment shortly before moving out. Floyd, VA 2020.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hemisphere ... hemisphere...
J Frank Parnell from "Repo Man."
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Catchy, isn't it?
Your city's airport code is no match for mine: HSV.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It just means more spokesmodel.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey, did you catch Ross Douthat's appearance on 60 Minutes?
Criminologist from Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes, I have too many caps and I need to unload several. Will this be one of them? No. #pigglywiggly
Some goober wearing headphones and a cap saying:"Piggly Wiggly. The original self service."
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
KIRK: Matt, where's your crew? DECKER: On the third planet. KIRK: There IS no third planet! It's been sauced. DECKER: Don't you think I know that? There was, but not anymore!
Commodore Decker confronted with the knowledge that the third planet he left his crew on has been sauced.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tennessee River
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I have this framed.
Justin Lee from Twitter : Auburn has never played a normal game in any sport and never will.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
These are not terrestrial in origin. CHANGE MY MIND.
Unexpected maypop flower.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Upon carrying one of these powerful coins on my person for 12 hours my body began to heal itself. Levels of blood sugar and cortisol declined rapidly and my hip replacement actually flew out of my body as a new natural hip formed stronger than ever! These are just the immediate rewards. 1/2
ABC News screenshot: Trump-faced $1 coins now available. Front and back of coin shown.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It will be when I'm gone. I have a list.
ls Lowe Mill haunted? Promotional poster by the Independent Cinema which is at Lowe Mill A&E, HSV AL.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
New logo just dropped.
Meta  becomes  Meat
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm reporting all of you'uns to the FCC for rebuke or punishment!
Bookman, library cop.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mortise sky.
Geometric wedge of red or orange in the evening sky.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I get email.
Some quack keeps spamming me. (Dr Oz)Screenshot from "The Outer Limits." Alien says "your ignorance makes me ill and angry." 

I think that's actually David McCallum in heavy costume and makeup!
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I was going to study solar-terrestrial interactions in grad school before I went, ah, let's say, mentally un-robust many years ago. But thanks to ham radio I may still be able to at least get a tiny "piece of the action." #businesscards #amateurradio #huntsvillehamfest2026
HamSCI business cards. Using amateur radio to study the Earth, its atmosphere, and the space environment.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Homer is intrigued.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Goldmember
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Probably the last #Huntsville #Hamfest I'll ever attend. 1. Massive crowd just before opening. Best mode of transport probably crowd surfing. 2. Aww, my first ever dangerous electric shock came as a teenager from building this Heathkit. 🎵 Memories 🎶 3. #Wankpanzer with HF and VHF/UHF antennae.
Huge wad of hams at entrance to Von Braun Center exhibition hall. Heathkit signal generator at hamfest flea market. Tesla Cybertruck bristling with ham radio antennas.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They don't mean these, do they.
Weird AF Goon Island from old Popeye cartoon.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Ever get really good at something and still hate it? Yeah.
Magnetic audio splicing block.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Well, that was a colorful thunderstorm. Now back to the unspeakable sauna.
Thunderstorm passing by posh and scenic west Huntsville. Thunderstorm passing by posh and scenic west Huntsville. Thunderstorm passing by posh and scenic west Huntsville.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hey everyone! My new AI Companion arrived!
Killer robot NOMAD from Star Trek TOS.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Back up option. Just watch out for hop-ons.
Stair car from Arrested Development.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Not deep-fried, but I have this framed.
Tweet by Justin Lee: "Auburn has nave played a normal game in any sport and never will."
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Principal Skinner: "Now to check on the free range children."
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Please enjoy with awe and wonder my recent LinkedIn professional portrait image.
Me, in a coffee shop bathroom wearing a Meadows of Dan Virginia ball cap, with a portrait of a knife-wielding cat looming behind me.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lose something? Don't forget to check under the seat.
Screenshot of Chris Elliot as "Guy Under the Seats" from Late Night with David Letterman.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"I will capture these 'entities,' let's call them, and train them to do my bidding."
Dale Gribble.
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Tuberville STONKS
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Clyde "Two Ducks" Lee @clydeleesmith.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Coach Tub says he'd like to build a THIRTY FOOT WALL around Alabama, you say? That can mean only one thing:
Beware of stock trades by Tuberville.
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