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I know should quit all social media but here I am

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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 15m
Quick, post “clowncone will win powerball” thx
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 44m
Don’t let the rest of her face distract you from the wild difference between her eyebrows
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 6h
In Sweden, blood donors receive text messages when their donation helps a patient. The initiative aims to personalize the experience, inform donors about their blood's destination, and encourage frequent donations.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/10/2026
Make space enough between you.
A license plate that says: “KER NING”
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t know what that guy’s talking about; he could be a complete dorknerd in a lot of cities
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 11/10/2026
Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report
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Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report
Research challenges the notion that the growing visibility of crosses and other symbols reflects a revival of Christianity Christian nationalism in Britain is being driven largely by people who rarely attend church and are more concerned with defending the country’s Christian heritage, according to research. The report, by the thinktank Theos, identified five different groups within the UK in a survey that looked at their attitudes to Christianity and Britishness. Continue reading...
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tequila is an excellent pairing with knuckle sandwiches
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The first Russian diesel cargo heading for the US left St Petersburg on September 22, two weeks *before* Trump announced the deal with Putin, Windward reports. The Greek-flagged tanker Minerva Zen carrying 275,000 barrels of diesel/gasoil is due at the US East Coast around 11–12 October.
Map of tanker’s route
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Crossover idea: Carrie and Art of the Deal
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Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We can’t tax billionaires because they’re job creators. You need at least a billion dollars before you can create a job, that’s just how business works.
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What you need is a left handed smoke shifter. Ask around, somebody will have an extra one
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
So when things get fixed you can check in with your ChatGPT boyfriend
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He knows enough to understand it was important to his handicapped nephew and cancelling it to screw his brother over would really hurt them
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friends, if you haven’t seen my excellent conversation with Chris Kluwe on my podcast, you’re in for a treat. Watch this. #VoteBlue youtu.be/mzQmIdebwbo?...
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He was fired twice for doing the right thing
YouTube video by Lisa Guerrero
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Buzzballs *and* ham? What’s the special occasion?
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NBC News @nbcnews.com · 09/10/2026
Actor Hayden Panettiere’s ex-fiancé, former boxer Wladimir Klitschko, is granted legal authority by a California court to protect Panettiere’s property for their 11-year-old daughter after Panettiere's death by accidental overdose left her as her sole heir.
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Hayden Panettiere’s ex Wladimir Klitschko gets legal status to protect their daughter’s inheritance
Klitschko, a Ukrainian former world champion boxer, has had full custody of their daughter, Kaya, for most of her life, and she has lived with him in Ukraine.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Reread about the Ft. Hood shooting due to this, and some of the soldiers there showed massive bravery in attempting to, unarmed, stop him that day. Just pissing all over what that represented by giving him a chance to win the argument at the 11th hour and turning his death into a like and subscribe.
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bitcoin in the avatar just sayin
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The only way to improve Pepsi is to make it Coke
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Once again I am compelled to remind everyone that Bezos also predicted the Segway was going to “change how cities are designed”
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He himself floated “Trumpublican” a month or two ago no lie
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Waiting for his Trump Florsheims
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Still in prison
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pete Hegseth trails behind the crowd while running with troops in San Diego
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Why are you okay with Iran attacking the homeport of the USN Pacific Fleet?” and other questions that should but will never be asked
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Joe DeMartino @jdemartino.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
IMO it’s because it showed Fonzie trying too hard. His whole thing was sprezzatura and doing Evel Knievel stuff lifts the veil
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People loved the internet, hated the AOL CDs that arrived every week in the mail
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Norm Van Brocklin
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LAC winning the time of possession battle
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s so happy that he has a bunch of scapegoats if/when the blue wave drowns them all
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bluesky After Dark
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Tina Kotek @tinakotek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FACT CHECK: When Oregon had the chance to draw a clear line against deploying the National Guard on Oregonians, Christine Drazan voted no.
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Scotland the Brave youtu.be/JwLaDzKFiBY?...
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Boy takes down hate preacher in the most Scottish way possible
YouTube video by lachieblair
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And that’s *with* the World Cup
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Safeguard athletes from getting paid fairly, more like
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gen Xers mothers couldn’t have bank accounts or credit cards in their own name when we were kids. Just one data point
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI is reshaping our economy, and we need to make sure working people benefit from it too. My AI Horizon Fund would require the companies gaining the most from this technology to invest in American workers so you aren't left behind. tinyurl.com/mtkwdf3n
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s the difference between “customers” and “users”
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Senator, you lying slut.”
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 28/09/2026
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna take advantage of the end of the media boycott by giving a speech slagging the media
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dude knew I was drowning but he did not lend a hand. Total dick
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Clowncone @clowncone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Duck Pleased but not necessarily optimistic
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