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@clevercrumbi.sh
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Hapless software engineer and accidental tabletop RPG scribe. Watch out for my reverse horror game The Family and my weird science fantasy train pirate game TRACK DOGS.

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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨STALLED 19 HOURS AND COUNTING! Stall also only barely broken with a $10. I AM DISABLED AND NEED TO AFFORD TO STAY ALIVE PLEASE. 59/90 for the first OTC meds mini-goal 0/30 transportation to/from pharmacy (est.) 0/120 for herbal meds 59/1000 for the month #UrgentMA #MAV #HelpSky #TransCrowdfund 💕💸
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bsky fact: the "rude" label is hand-applied directly by human moderators in 100% of cases. if you disagree with what a bsky moderator would consider "rude", and this should be the case for everyone except a very narrow band of North Dakotan senior church bazaar organizers, just switch it off.
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NEW IN MY SHOP! Pastel blue/purple helix knit XL wide socks. #BSNM #ShopSmall #SmallBusinessSaturday ko-fi.com/s/459131198f
A pair of striped knitted socks in pastel blue and purple.The same socks facce down to show the contrast blue heels
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NEW IN MY SHOP! Dragon Age-inspired Elgar'nan Vallaslin Cable Crossbody Bag This took me SO LONG to design, and it's the most complex thing I've ever designed, and I'm SO happy with how it turned out! All my patterns are $7. ko-fi.com/s/b6a58d1f7d #BSNM #DragonAge #Bioware #FiberArts #Knitting
Close photo of a deep green knitted bag with a complex cable pattern inspired by one of the vallaslin tattoos in Dragon Age. The cables for a symmetrical pattern that resembles both lightning and antlers. It has a pale wooden button on the top.The bag modeled on a mannequin, shown from further away. The pseudo-braided strap wraps partly around its neck because the mannequin is skinnier than I am.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
btw, I can now SHIP INTERNATIONALLY!
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I opened shipping now to Canada, Europe, and Oceania, as well as the United States. I can add other regions pretty easily if there's interest, now that Kofi has added shipping profiles!
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 21/09/2026
Destiny 2 getting unvaulted is so funny. Like hell yeah Bungie you finally overcame that terrible MMO design problem that has for years been the bane of such industry titans as "nobody else at all" and "literally just you we're not quite sure why you did this".
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 21/09/2026
Black Parade rules yeah.
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 21/09/2026
Excited for confirmation of Song of the Caverns, which whips so hard. They, uh, they don't gotta include the other Gold-exclusive level if they don't wanna.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
graphcel poasters like me: there is no omnicause that combines us imperialist atrocities abroad with cost of living issues at home; in general american hegemony serves the material interests of the electorate, so . . . Trump: AT LONG LAST I HAVE INVENTED OMNICAUSE, THE WAR CRIME THAT MAKES YOU POOR
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
STILL trying to recoup the value of $100 WORTH OF INVENTORY STOLEN OFF MY PORCH. Stalled 10 hours and counting. 20/100 for mini-goal 600/1000 for the month #UrgentMA #StalledMA #HelpSky #MutualAid #HelpFolksLive2026 #MAV #TransCrowdfund #DisabilitySupportMA 💸💕🏳️‍⚧️
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 17/09/2026
"I mean I guess they're technically yours too so sure you can touch them I suppose. Also we need to talk about sandwich placement and about how you're about to have one of the worst years of your entire life."
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reddit is okay sometimes
Reddit comment by last_swordfish9135 that reads
Fuck you. The point of death of the author is that it means my Harry Potter Funko pops are morally neutral.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran a bitch
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🧵🧶NEW SHOP THREAD! I've got some new items here, plus some older ones that would still like a home. I also sell original knitting patterns. I'm disabled and this is MY ONLY SOURCE OF WORK. #BSNM #SmallBusinessSaturday #DisabledArtist #Knitting
Photo of me modeling a green headband with a purple flowerA pink/white/blue shawl hanging on a mannequinA set of cotton washcloths hanging from a hook.
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 08/09/2026
Assuming "Party" is even a coherent idea in the game you're playing
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 08/09/2026
Like, "compatible with several similar/lineage-sharing games", sure, of course. But AGNOSTIC? What am I even buying then?
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 08/09/2026
Is this a good time to admit I have absolutely no idea how a "System Agnostic" TTRPG supplement could ever possibly work?
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 30/08/2026
I like both of them a lot too! But I can see why a protagonist doomed by their own flaws can be more jarring in a medium where you are not just asked but required to shoulder that character's persona and make decisions for them personally than in one where you just helplessly watch them spiral.
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 30/08/2026
I think this is most evident in the general backlash to attempts to implement tragic heroes as video game protagonists. L.A. Noire and The Excavation of Hob's Barrow are 2 examples I can think of and in both cases the player reception was indignant and angry for (imo) understandable reasons.
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 29/08/2026
I think it helps that Aika is so effusively enthusiastic about normal girl things in a way that is technically a joke in the meta sense but isn't constantly highlighted as risible/a character flaw, it stops her being the kind of cynical character who might get kind of tiresome.
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 29/08/2026
Watched the animatics recently: I didn't expect to like it as much as I did! Very excited for the full colour/motion pilot.
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liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 28/08/2026
"y'all act like you're better than us" you're gonna have to get used to that one, buddy. the American century of humiliation isn't going to be about how good you are.
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ᚔᚅᚄᚓᚏᚈ ᚄᚉᚐᚏᚍ ᚅᚐᚋᚓ @ciara2001.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026
BBC: "Dolly set up numerous charities and helped people worldwide, let's get someone who sues charities for a hobby and hates people to say a few words"
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 25/08/2026
That intro was such a vital piece of character building. It shows you that he's achieved perfect lurk/wife balance.
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 26/08/2026
This is a key plot point in dogshit story "The Whisperer In Darkness" where the world's most gullible man accedes to the world's most obvious coverup-murderscam trap because half the participants being aliens means he somehow can't recognise doing things for personal gain.
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 25/08/2026
I have recently been through months of medical appointments to determine effectively this and it's incredibly annoying.
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 24/08/2026
Honestly it would be a funny bit to announce you're delaying the launch of a game in your series like, three instalments on from the anticipated one.
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
well this became relevant again apparently
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If people don't start buying my shit, I will probably lose my Medicaid! Small businesses only count for the work requirement if you earn $580 a month, and I'm NEVER close to that in actual shop earnings. I'm not holding my breath on counting as their definition of disabled. I'm gonna die.
jeb please buy something meme again
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
864/1250 ‼️STALLED 2 DAYS🚨 I NEED MY HERBAL MEDS 🍃 0/110 FOR MY HERBAL MEDS THAT KEEP ME SANE #MAV #MutualAid #HelpSky #FundSky #TransCrowdfund #DisabilitySupportMA #StalledMA 💸💕
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 22/08/2026
I need a bitter and dsyphoric Eddie Brock to call her Passoid Parker.
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 20/08/2026
Daniel Craig evil twin
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 15/08/2026
hey if you're a trans person and you do this I just want you to know we all fucking hate you
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Been begging for food money for an hour!!
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
*explaining D&D attribute modifiers* basically they invented a system where when you get better at something, you actually didn't
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 10/08/2026
Wakefield cultural victory :(
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh thank god we're finally free from having to see people retweet things that AREN'T pornographic images of anime girls
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Every day I log onto the Look At Anime Titties With My Friends website and instead end up being forced to learn against my will about some new transphobic newspaper columnist that was grown in a vat overnight just to get yelled at online. No More
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Last month was a good sales month at like $95. If you support my job, I don't have to debase myself and annoy all of you e-begging for mutual aid. RFK Jr. is going to genocide disabled people so PLEASE HELP US BEFORE HE KILLS US
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the “dobby’s grave” landmark is just a small dead guy who died on the beach a few days ago. he’s not even buried, someone just saw him and said “that’s dobby” and everyone started piling harry potter merch on him. a sad end for lindsey graham
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 10/08/2026
"Don't worry, the vast majority of the work here was done by real life humans. Generative AI was only used for the part that would otherwise have made a fun creative couple of afternoons for a graphic designer and added some extra value/entertainment for eagle-eyed players." What are we doing here?
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 09/08/2026
I try to spend at least £12.99 per month on music- I call it "The Penance", you can probably guess why if you're smart- and it's amazing how many of the artists I find and like and want to support financially just... don't seem to want me to do that.
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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 09/08/2026
REAL
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Weird Alex @jackalpants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Reminder for all watching the Labour party go "well, we have to enforce segregation of trans people, the law's the law" The UK is not the USA. Parliament is sovereign and Labour have a thumping big majority; they could, trivially, amend the equality act to end this. They are choosing not to.
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Fallon | [see pinned!] @fallonturing.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
AUGUST MUTUAL AID! 0/1250 Missed goal last month by $250 so that's being added. I'm disabled and rely on regular #MutualAid to live. Please help, I need a lot of movement this month! C: $fallonbinns V: fallon-binns ko-fi.com/crippledcomm... #StalledMA #HelpSky #HelpFolksLive2026 #TransCrowdfund
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This needs to be a bigger story. Google Docs is no longer safe for copyrighted material. Any writer on contract needs to stop using it *immediately*.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A SPECTRE IS HAUNTING ELFGAMES
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