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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 01/03/2026

He's also wearing the joke baseball cap from Damo and Ivor for some reason.

Since-revealed-fash-cunt Andy Quirke in character as "Damo", a working class Dublin street git with a comically enormously long sun visor on his baseball cap.

Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 19/01/2026

"I don't even know what a 'Post-Forge tradition' is, I just woke up one day and was told that I was in it and that people hated me for being in it. I don't know what it is!"

Harris Bomberguy in his living room where he keeps all the books he pretends to have read and also his boardgames. He is bathed in red, blue and purple light.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 25/10/2025

You don't hate Halloween you just have gender dysphoria.

Selfie of me, a tall white woman with wavy brown hair standing in front of a defaced bus stop. I have rather garish bloody style red lipstick and eyeshadow on, as well as a woodcut pendant of a D20 and an oxblood red jacket. I'm smiling simply at the camera.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 17/10/2025

Jared Leto? The frontman of Thirty Seconds To Mars?

A bemused looking Jim Downey from Conan O'Brien's podcast.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 11/09/2025

Jon learning about lolly stick wholesale lots for crafting:

Homer simpson post juicing an orange with his forehead staring at his television saying "You mean there's a better way?"

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 03/08/2025

Rare Irlexa from Thursday night (outside the @trashfuture.bsky.social live show) because I thought I looked nice.

A white trans woman with wavy brown hair cascading down both sides of her face. She is wearing a large tan sunhat, a pair of small golden hoop earrings and cat-eye shaped coral-rimmed glasses. She has red lipstick on and is looking at the camera with somewhat of a bemused expression like a deer in headlights, which ironically works out a lot more natural and pleasant looking than any attempt she makes to actually smile in photographs.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 04/07/2025

Me normally when the train wobbles about when it clatters and rumbles over the metals: Oh what a delightful little idiosyncracy of my favourite mode of transport! I love your bobs and weaves, railway animal! Me when the train goes over the Forth rail bridge:

A very frightened and worried looking fat tabby cat looking off to camera right.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 29/06/2025

Ah! No sorry I thought you'd be familiar with the reference. I meant holding it by the base of the antenna loadbearingly

The original How To Pick Up Aoyagi Toya meme, prior to its snowcloning into "How to pick up X". 3 panels: One of a hand holding Aoyagi by his hair lick captioned: "❌ This is RUDE. That is his antenna". A second shows the hand holding him firmly by fingers around the head captioned: "❌ he will get brain damage". The third shows the hand flat and with him walking up to it with little pink puffy clouds captioned "✅Hold your hand out. Let him climb on when is ready."

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 29/06/2025

The inability to turn off @vikunja.io's conversion of days of the week in item titles into due dates (a feature I have not and will not ever use) unless you specify a deadline already creates this hilarious artefact in my shopping list.

A Vikunja list item, not yet done: "Necklace @ necklace shop to use as glasses chain (open 8:00-5:30, not Sunday or Monday) - Due in over 74 years"

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 07/06/2025

I'm running my rpgs upstairs in the Highland Room (top floor at the far end of the courtyard) both days at #Cymera2025. You don't need any kind of pass for this part of the event, just show up and play! Today is Train Pirate adventures with TRACK DOGS, tomorrow is reverse horror fun with The Family!

Me (a white bespectacled woman in a white woolen shrug) peeking into frame beside an impromptu sign advertising my rpg TRACK DOGS.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 01/06/2025

These are addictively easy to just plough through

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 27/05/2025

I love how the default Roku screensaver was very obviously created by somebody who doesn't know what a seven segment display is.

The time "9:59:37 PM" in a font that resembles a seven or eleven segment display at first, but on closer inspection proves itself with sharp corners and impossible diagonals to be utterly uncreatable with a real such device.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 27/05/2025

I enjoy Chris Spargo's youtube videos a lot but sometimes his choices of thumbnail and title really make them look like cinematic adaptations of furious letters to the Daily Telegraph editor.

Chris Spargo (a pointed-faced white man in his 30s) looking a little incredulous next to an image of the green man from UK road crossing signals. The video title says "Why doesn't the green man flash anymore?"

Chris Spargo's jovial face next to a pub building on a union jack background with the text "Government-owned pub". The video title is "Why did the UK government nationalise this pub?"

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 01/05/2025

This is the eighth episode in an ongoing series.

The thumbnail for a 22:57 long youtube video about Old School Runescape. The thumbnail shows a square around the map of the Karamja volcano chunk of OSRS' game world. An in-game character with an orange beard and hair tears at his hair despairingly with the word "IMPOSSIBLE?" next to him. The title is: "I started in a 3000 hour DEATH CHUNK". There is no indication in the title or thumbnail that this is episode 8, or even part of a series at all.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 22/04/2025

>Crash the economy and devalue the currency for no reason >Kill a head of state by meeting them History will vindicate her...

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 22/03/2025

Inspirations include the Baker Family from Resident Evil 7, the silly conspiracy horror plots of films such as Society and Hot Fuzz, and vampire/werewolf horror stories of the late 90s and early 2000s.

Animated gif of Pa Baker from Resident Evil 7 saying "Welcome to the family, son" before punching the POV unconscious.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 22/03/2025

So, I've posted a bit about how I have a game in the #EdinburghIndieGamers zine (link at the end) but not about the game itself and what it's about. The Family is a GMless, diceless TTRPG where a group of 3-5 players embody the conspiracy of villains of a horror story, terrorising the "protagonist"

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 29/01/2025

Trying to unpick the discourse whenever some busybody op-ed journalist discovers transgender droneposting

Youtube thumbnail from MetaNerdz Lore: Why did this droid give the CIS an existential crisis? A picture of an ST-series tactical droid from The Clone Wars is overlaid with the capitalised word DISPOSABLE. The video is fifteen minutes and twenty-nine seconds long, which is thirteen minutes and twenty-nine seconds too long honestly.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 11/12/2024

Watched Happiest Season (2020) again tonight. Imagine your parents experiencing the one-two punch of finding out you're a lesbian and then finding out you're such a fucking abusive loser that you fumbled Aubrey Plaza and 2020 era Kristen Stewart back to back.

The poster for Hulu's "Happiest Season", a lesbian "Hallmark movie" starring Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Davis with Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza, Daniel Levy, Victor Garber and Mary Steenburgen. The poster takes the form of a composited family photo, at the front of which a content looking Stewart leans against a shellshocked looking Davis.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 23/11/2024

Fuck Myers Briggs. The real shit is what the Cladery Heir would amputate from your soul and what body part you would lose for the trouble.

An illustration of a smug looking bony-faced woman, likely in her 30s, with her hair covering one eye and wearing a green hat.

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 07/11/2024

Hey @drilmagic.bsky.social you take submissions like the old times? Cause I've got a back catalogue of bangers

The MTG silver bordered cards "Baron Von Count" and "The Countdown is at 1" except their titles, text and Baron Von Count's head in each image have been replaced with Dril. The first card is "wint @dril {1BR} | Legendary Creature - Human Villain | my 5 point numerical scale determines how likely a user is to be negligent in wiping their ass properly. based on the stuff they post here". The second card, where Dril's face fills the art frame, reads: "some pf you are definitely a 1. {3RR} | Sorcery | I truly believe the carelessness you exhibit with your sloppy posts is reflected also by your dire ass hole."

The Magic The Gathering Card "Shahrazad" (a WW Sorcery that usually begins a subgame of magic using the remaining libraries as decks that ultimately decides who loses half their life in the main game) with its text replaced with the @dril tweet: 'starting a social media platform called "Shithead Hell" where all the posts are the same as the ones on here and we share 0% ad revenue also"'

The Magic Card "Ugin, the Ineffable" with its text lazily plastered over with the dril tweet: "it was a different time. i no longer believe in sex"

The Magic card "Spark Double" which depicts two copies of planeswalker Jace fighting back to back, with the text box lazily replaced with the dril tweet: '"multi verse" fuck your self. you`re only allowed to have one universe per costumed dipshit. absolutely none of this is my problem'

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 19/09/2024

Post a game that came out when you were 12! Look, I remember this being peak. An uncomplicated, well-tuned linear combat experience. But I haven't played it since so maybe it's just the movie was so incredibly bad that the game being mid elevated it to godly status by comparison. Idk.

The cover to Eragon, a movie tie-in PC game by Sierra

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Alexa, remind him that this is me. @clevercrumbi.sh · 08/10/2023

Got all dressed and made up yesterday for, as it turns out, no reason at all.

A picture of me looking sullenly at the camera. I am a 29 year old white trans woman with shoulder length wavy brown hair, brown eyes and thin straight eyebrows. I am wearing a black winter coat and a red scarf covered in silver versions of the Manchester bee insignia. My face is visibly made up including red lipstick on my thin lips. I am wearing a large set of over ear headphones, though because of the colour of my hair and the lighting this is not very obvious.

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