Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 8hI'm an atheist but I also, when I need strength, wear a glass pendant with my grandmother's ashes incorporated into the glass and ask her to lend me her stubbornness, etc. 000
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 15hBoth Joyce Carol Oates and William Gibson are alive and on Bluesky, I've read both of their works, but it's obvious which one I follow and which I don't, and why. 000
Reposted by Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026all hobbies should have compost. you turned your wooden bowl poorly? flopped your mug? sewed your wallet crooked? painted your mini sloppy? put it all in the yard under a tarp and throw eggshells and coffee grounds in there. next year will be amazing 218121
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I sent a chronic line-cutter to the back of the lunch line today when I caught him at it. He grumbled but did it. Not gonna lie, it felt good. 111
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Today's lunchbox doodle is a little cheesy: 010
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Found this in the laundry. Someone has been tickling pickles. 100
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today's lunchbox doodle is a cheeky monkey: 010
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is the kind of thing I mean when I say a lot of people are performatively as weird as possible for attention. I think it's to make up for a lack of a real personality. 000
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Most of the time I have heard a song out there in the world and I don't know who sings it or what it's called because it's not like they announce it like they used to do on radio. And in this case I'm probably thinking, "Ugh, another fucking country song, barf." 100
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I know I'm following the right people when they're all vagueposting about the same dumb take. 🖤 000
Reposted by Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if you’re asking me why i haven’t heard a particular popular song, i can tell you’ve never switched radio stations when a song you hate has come on, or turned a radio off to enjoy silence instead when there’s nothing good is on. you do you but we don’t have much to talk about when it comes to music 2332
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tip: pop a Werther's in your mouth and drink some apple cider. Don't choke, though. 000
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Next job interview I have, I'm bringing an iced coffee for the interviewer. Butter 'em up. 000
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026OMG I FOUND THE TINIEST SNAKE ON MY PATH! I thought it was a worm! 130
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Today's lunchbox doodle is a plea from the babies: 110
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I wore a mask at work the last two days because of my cold, and one of the kids was too for the same reason. We've been asking each other how we're feeling and wishing each other to get better soon. Today we both noticed we weren't masked and were like, "Yay for feeling better! 😄" 010
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today's lunchbox doodle is a weird one: 010
Reposted by Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work 01053143
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Nice to know that when I tell my kid that I'm moving his favorite meal to later in the week when I'm not sick and can do the extra work for it, he wails like I told him he would never be eating it again. 😒 Okay you carry on lamenting, I'm going back to sleep. 000
Reposted by Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 22/09/2026Nighthawks is OUT! When the sun sets, outcasts rise. Gather new friends, face old prejudices, and prepare to seize the night in Nighthawks, the vampire RPG where the secret is out... but the hunt continues. Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1221950/... GOG: www.gog.com/en/game/nigh... 21571248
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Some women want diamonds, gold, fancy dinners, tropical vacations. I just want my husband to do the dishes from now on. 000
Reposted by Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️Chloe posts through it @monktvofficial.bsky.social · 18/09/2026they should put wellbutrin in the water supply 011
Reposted by Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t care if a story is fake as long as it doesn’t sound fake. 0131
Reposted by Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026dudes are always like "men are hornier than women" and then you read them 20 words of fanfiction and they run screaming 🙄 0562
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Those kids really rose above that movie. I'm so proud. 🥹 001
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I really miss not knowing or giving a shit about the politics of whoever made the things I use and enjoy. Now every tiny choice I make is a political or social act and it's fucking exhausting. 000
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think I'd be friends with Lydia IRL. 020
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?static.klipy.comMy friends, you bow to no-oneALT: My friends, you bow to no-one 010
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A nectarine I bought a week ago. Light like it's made of Styrofoam. Yields and then rebounds to a squeeze like a rubber ball. Doesn't show any hallmark of being ripe. Bite into it and it's a little crunchy but tastes pretty good. This is witchcraft. 000
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Sure, let's make reality shows of every unethical experiment. 🫠 000
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me: This house is a mess. 😤 It is time to clean this place top to bottom and you're all going to help me The rest of the family: *immediately falls ill* 210
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Today's lunchbox doodle is a shark eating an apple: 010
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think the reason reading a book is so calming and centering in the way that reading online stuff isn't, is because there's no sense of urgency to hurry up and get it read before it slips into the stream of constantly updating and refreshing feeds and is lost. 100
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026On suspicion of the immolation deaths of four other detectives on a train, but I swear I was knocked out the whole time this was happening. 000
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Today's lunchbox doodle is sinister: 000
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I'm reading The Reluctant Swordsman by Dave Duncan and it's pretty fun! Sort of an isekai and with a pleasant amount of humor. 000
Amber Marshall 🎃🦇🕸️ @amarshallwriting.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Candy (gummies) is dandy, but liquor is quicker. 🫤 120