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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋

@clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social
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Redskins 🏈 Washington Capitals 🏒 sunsets, beach, bourbon 🥃 old country roads, rock music soothes my soul 🎶🤘old sarcastic asshole has arrived 💋🌹

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a single one of my reminders are friendly
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In my defense, I wasn't planning on being alive at this point.
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Live Laugh Leave me the fuck alone! That’s what I’ll be telling these clients today. No I did not put my summer clothes away. It’s gonna be 88 here today! Hope you have a great weekend spending time with family and friends. Spooky season has arrived! 👻Go kick some Friday ass❣️ Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️🥃🎃
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👻💀🎃
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dare to take chances, follow your dreams, risk it all, fall in love, believe in yourself, ask questions, let go, make mistakes, start over, speak the truth, take responsibility, find happiness, get some ink, live for today. Happy October 1st 👻 Go kick some Thursday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋🎃💀🥃
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is your weekly reminder that you are not here just to work and be productive. You are here to sing, dance, fuck, and be happy. You are here to inspire and be inspired. You are here to love life and let it love you. I love you! Hope you’re kicking some humpday ass❣️Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️🌹💋☕️☀️
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Welcome to the jungle bitches! Generation “Fucking Bite Me!” just joined the party 💋
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Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My mandatory community service this year will be to be a candy striper at the local old folks home, but only during the month of October dressed as the Grim Reaper...
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Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The more I read about celebrities, the more I realize that I am not as bad as I think I am...
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/09/2026
i've never asked for advice in my life, i don't believe in the wisdom of others
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A swear A day Keeps the Doctor The Fuck Away!
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
💋
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
⏰⏱️⌚️⏳
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The same boiling water that softens the potato hardens the egg. It's about what you're made of, not the circumstances. Never give an asshole the opportunity to waste your time twice. Surround yourself with people whose vibes match yours. Go kick some Tuesday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️💋👻😈
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s the most wonderful time of the yearrrrr💀🎃😈
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
💋🏈 much love to you 💋♥️@ncwhiskey.bsky.social
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
💋☕️🎶
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One day you'll look back at this time in your life and be so goddamn proud of yourself for never giving the fuck up. Your success is not defined by your circumstances. It’s defined by your attitude, your persistence, & your determination. Keep going you bad ass! Happy Humpday! Much Peace Love ✌🏻🖤💋🎶🥃
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Listen I wish I could tell you it gets better. But, it doesn't get better. You get fucking better. P.S. - Your worries are lying to you. You are loved, you are accepted, and you are wanted. Badly. Celebrate you today regardless. Go kick some Tuesday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋☀️🎶
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Let’s do this! 🏈🥃
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sunny dayzzzz ☀️💋
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In getting into the spooky spirit and I don’t give a fuck! 💀🦇🎃👻
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🤣
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😂💀🤣
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Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The fan hit the shit, or whatever the kids these days are saying...
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Since I always have such great thoughts in the shower, does clothing make me stupid? Happy hump day you fucking gorgeous souls ♥️💋😘 Do me a favor and kick some ass today. Much Peace & Love❣️ ✌🏻♥️💋😘🎶🤘🍑
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Just4funsa @just4funsa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Hey baby, I got your hardware right here, and my name isn't Ace! - another can't miss pick up line...
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood... DO NOT READ THE NEXT SENTENCE. You little rebel, I like you. 💋 Go kick some Tuesday ass❣️Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋😘🥰🤘🎶
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sunkissed ☀️💋
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh my….
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In honor of NBBD or whatever 💛💋
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why do we close our eyes when we pray, cry, kiss, or dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt by the heart. It's all about balance. You can be kind and still say the word "fuck" a lot. Now who does that sound like 😉 Go kick some Thursday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️💋🎶
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Get your hump on or whatever…happy ass day!
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Accept people where they are, but place them where they belong. Any asshole who is trying to bring you down is already below you. You're not too busy, it's not too late, and you're not too tired. Get your shit done. You’ll be glad you did. Miss me? Go kick some humpday ass❣️Much Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️🥰💋
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@ncwhiskey.bsky.social OMG babe I saw this and had to share 🤣😂
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mornin gorgeous! Rise & Shine 💋🏈😘☕️
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Happy Friday your gorgeous fucks! Hope you have a fantastic weekend! 💋😘 be blessed and much love ✌🏻♥️💋😘
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Go tanning during lunch…why the fuck not?
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Angel face, devil thoughts
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. You know sarcasm is my love language 😘 Happy Fucking Friday! Hope you have an excellent weekend. I’m hosting a pool birthday party for a friend who’s turning 60 should be a good time! Go kick some Friday ass ❣️ Peace & Love ✌🏻♥️💋🍻
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🤍🖤💋🦈 Hope you’re having a fantastic Sunday
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Oh sweet Friday….you glorious bastard! I’m glad you believe there’s no limit to your possibilities cause it’s true! Congrats on another successful work week. Hope you have an amazing weekend spending much needed quality time with family and friends. Go kick some Friday ass! Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️🥃
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy Friday Eve 💋
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My white blooms are turning 💗
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Time for a foot rub 🤍💙
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i balance snacking with exercise by placing a bowl of chips on the roomba and following it around the house
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It about that time 💛💋 hope you’re having an excellent Monday
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
⚡️🌩️⛈️
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You're not too much. You were just in a room that was too small for everything bad ass that you are. Today my oldest turns 27. Celebrated both my girls this past weekend and had a blast. I am truly blessed and I thank you also. Go kick some Tuesday ass❣️ Much Peace & Love✌🏻♥️💋🥳🎈🎁🎂
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Ms. Whiskylipz 🥃💋 @clazysazybadazy1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Is it happy hour yet? 🥃
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