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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What you see is the clear warm light of April. And it means that we can begin a whole new year together, Toad.
A gleaming Frog stands with grumpy Toad on Toad's front porch.

From "Spring"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Today you look very green even for a frog,” said Toad. “Get into my bed and rest.” Toad made Frog a cup of hot tea. Frog drank the tea, and then he said, “Tell me a story while I am resting.”
Frog is sick in bed. Toad brings him hot tea and tells him a story.

From "The Story"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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Ray Beckerman @raybeckerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Movement to Abolish ICE Is Gaining Momentum truthout.org/articles/the...
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The Movement to Abolish ICE Is Gaining Momentum
As activists rally around federal legislation to dismantle ICE, Amnesty International joins the call for abolition.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That night when Toad went to bed he thought the biggest thoughts that he could think. Toad thought about giant sunflowers. He thought about tall oak trees. He thought about high mountains covered with snow.
A glimpse into Toad's mind as he sleeps. He dreams of mountains, giant trees, and sunflowers.

From "The Hat"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The late great JIM HENSON — born 90yrs ago today— and ‘Dr. Teeth’ on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1975.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Toad sat and did nothing. Frog sat with him.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Tomorrow,” said Toad, “I can just take life easy.” Toad went back to bed.
Toad settles into bed, ready to take life easy.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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Wresting Coagulating-Bloodfest @oxmounter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In every hierarchical oppressive system, every rung in the ladder needs to have one lower to subjugate which imbues a sense of agency and keeps them from fighting the one above.
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Clay Blancett @claybefree.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fuck Yeah Slaw Dawgs Get Some
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Hagerstown Rapid Response @hagerstownrapidresponse.com · 17/09/2026
What occurred in Taskers Chance in Frederick, Maryland wasn’t an accident, it is one data point in a highly calculated strategy by the Department of Homeland Security and ICE blog.hagerstownrapidresponse.com/p/this-isnt-...
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This isn’t abuse of power, this is fascism
The mechanics of an emergent fascist state
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 15/09/2026
I would be shocked to discover Ed Sheeran is a real guy who exists. I’ve never understood what he’s all about & crucially I’ve never cared enough to think about it any further. He’s like AI slop as a person. Like a discount scented candle became sentient. I already forgot who we’re talking about
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Count Avi Henriques 🩸 @legalizegoblins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In honor of Macklemore being a mensch, let's revisit Thrift Shop. Not only is this song hilarious, it has the most banging sax hook in modern history. And it captures Seattle culture in a nutshell. We are thrift store FIENDS. I wore 90% of my wardrobe from thrift stores in HS and looked amazing.
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MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Macklemore
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Clay Blancett @claybefree.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#booksky claybefree.substack.com/p/fourth-cha...
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“We are not afraid!” screamed Frog and Toad at the same time. Then they ran down the mountain very fast. They ran past the place where they saw the avalanche. They ran past the place where they saw the snake. They ran all the way to Toad’s house.
Frog and Toad run for their lives down the mountain, being very brave.

From "Dragons and Giants"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Clay Blancett @claybefree.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You can now purchase signed copies of my second novel "Whiteboy- a Road Story" at @bookpeoplerva.bsky.social and I think I may have a reading there in the coming months. They've been incredibly receptive, helpful and encouraging 🙏🙏🙏..
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Emily Jane Rothwell 🖤🌸🖋️ @emjanerothwell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
‘And now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good.’ ~John Steinbeck (1902-68)
John Steinbeck sits for a photographic portrait as a young man sitting in an arm chair, wearing a casual jacket, slacks, & tshirt. He has his trademark moustache, & looks relaxed…as if holding back a quiet smile.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Frog and Toad happily tromp through the woods.

From "Down the Hill"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*
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Clay Blancett @claybefree.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In other news #booksky
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Clay Blancett @claybefree.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
THAT'S RIGHT I AM A "CONTENT CREATOR"
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Toad stayed in the bed, and Frog stayed in the closet. They stayed there for a long time, just feeling very brave together.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Toad was in bed, taking a nap.
Toad, napping nicely in bed.

From "The Letter"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
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Clay Blancett @claybefree.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Destroy All Monsters - 1968
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Bertrom. @bertrom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Metropolis. Fritz Lang. 1927. Blade Runner. Ridley Scott. 1982. The title of my dissertation back in the day was, Homage, Plagiarism or Synthesis: What’s new in modern culture? I found many examples in film, literature and the visual arts to examine.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“We can try to climb this mountain,” said Frog. “That should tell us if we are brave.”
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Melayna @melaynalokosky.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wow! Annie Lennox & David Bowie rehearsing for Freddie Mercury tribute concert.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Days with Frog and Toad by Arnold Lobel
Toad sets at an easel, painting a picture of Frog, who poses before him.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
she Harp on my golf links til I no we’re not doing this
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How did they keep a straight face 🤣🤣🤣 Young Frankenstein (1974)
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rob cham! @robcham.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
DIY > AI
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Clay Blancett @claybefree.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Back to it.
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Clay Blancett @claybefree.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@themightyjoedanger.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/arse...
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I love pickles.
Pickles are made

by soaking turnips

in lighter fluid.
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Hala Ayala @halaayala.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve never watched this show, but I saw this clip and I was SCREAMING. 🔥 Rosie came in HOT and brought the smoke from the jump. This is exactly the energy we need every single day. “President Oompa J. Loompa... you brought me back just like you did with fascism and the measles.” 😳💀
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Clay Blancett @claybefree.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The one and only @themightyjoedanger.bsky.social
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 17/08/2026
We apologize for yesterday’s service problems. Bluesky experienced a DDoS attack—a flood of junk traffic meant to knock servers offline—over a period of 24 hours. We have upgraded our defenses in response, and we continue to monitor the situation. Follow @status.bsky.app for any updates.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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willowlaun @willowlaun.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Definitely in my 2026 Top Ten: Gregory Darden's Compulsion #ambient #dronemusic #harmonium
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Watch each dog’s personality and tactic 🤣
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This giant flan traces back to Roman "tyropatina," but the real secret is a slow water bath that keeps the eggs silky instead of curdled.
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Out of Touch Thursdays Deluxe!! @ootthursday1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Super Thursday Sunshine!
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That time Sylwester Wardęga bought a giant spider costume for his dog and let him loose. Original post
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MJ @bstnboy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The President of the United States does not have the Constitutional authority to suspend elections.
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