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Claudezilla

@claudechung.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, soldier, spy.

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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Need a laugh? Read this graph.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is like Tom Cruise’s character from Magnolia giving the opening speech in Patton.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt:
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Soul Knicks Basketball Fail
Alt: Knicks player dunk fail from the movie Soul
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember? 💕 #September21
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like he auditioned for Mad Men by submitting one of his old sex tapes.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Party Posse will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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The Simpsons' Party Posse Parodies NSYNC
Alt: The Simpsons' boy band Party Posse
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I will upgrade my subscription bundle if I can watch the Muppets beat Brendan Carr into a coma.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not a surprise considering I’ve lived most of my life in California.
Dialect map indicating I speak like someone from California.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Brb gonna hammer out a draft of It’s a Wonderful Life about the heroic banker Mr. Potter who cucks low-T George Bailey and turns Bedford Falls into one enormous data center.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle(s)
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Porco Rosso
Alt: Porco Rosso in his red airplane
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Hamlet of Melnibone @hamlet10.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The good news is that almost everything is better than it was 40 years ago. The bad news is that almost everything is worse than it was 10 years ago.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry, Poseidon, your name is America now.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Centi Vanilli
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Kristanna Loken Running
Alt: Kristanna Loken running as the female Terminator
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy Killmore (2026)
Trump golf with an Avenger anti-misske system. The poster says "Happy Killmore"
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I know a Corky St. Clair production when I see it!
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
TODAYS SCOTUS RULING: the president is definitely a rapist and let's give him more executive power
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF
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The Simpsons: Krusty's Reelection Dilemma
Alt: Krusty the Clown asking, “Why do we keep reelecting this guy?”
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Jeff Goldsmith @yogoldsmith.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Talented TV Showrunners + feature film writers abound in Backstory Magazine’s newly launched #Emmys summer issue! Read a great TV script or one of many in-depth interviews with top showrunners & feature film writers. Thanks for supporting Backstory & spreading the word!
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ordered an elephant. Got a RINO.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Fake Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode title “Keeping Up with the Cardassians”
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Grogu and Maude
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
quote with a fictional band that is not spinal tap
Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams in Eurovision Song Contest.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Four simultaneous fronts = 400% reduction in casualties. Yup, math checks out.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Habanero Chili Peppers
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Someone tell Webster I want to propose a new word errogance (n) : the state of being very confident and very wrong
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Can we just call it Blight of Hand until the true condition is revealed?
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hancock Park, Silver Lake, Pacific Palisades
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Photo of the demolished East Wing of the White House with the caption “Ceci n’est pas votre belle maison.”
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.
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a close up of a person 's face with a hand reaching out
Alt: The warden discovering Andy’s tunnel in The Shawshank Redemption.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Can someone please finally produce the Bubbles script that topped the Black List a decade ago?
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Ben Railton @americanstudier.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Jackie Robinson grew up in a diverse Pasadena neighborhood, & when one of those neighbors, his baseball teammate Shig Takayama, was incarcerated at Manzanar with his family, the Robinsons helped take care of their home. For my new column, a story of the worst & best of America through baseball. 🗃️
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Considering History: Jackie Robinson, Japanese Americans, and the Best of American Sports and Community | The Saturday Evening Post
Jackie Robinson can help us better remember a largely forgotten teammate and childhood friend, Shigeo “Shig” Takayama, and the connections between African American and Japanese American baseball.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Share a GIF from a western you love
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a man with a beard has a speech bubble saying that was just to get your attention
Alt: Gene Wilder in the movie The Frisco Kid
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
You’re hired, Mr. [checks resume] Leeroy Jenkins!
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt
Planet of the apes the musical
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Teleported to a Waffle House? I think that movie was just in theaters.
Movie poster for Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Proof that Alan Ritchson is not Reacher IRL cuz Reacher would have left this wanker a bloody pulp.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Congratulations/condolences to the soon-to-be South Sudan Thunder.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Rosie, you got some ’splaining to do…
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I hope they at least do a proper cleaning of the DHS love jet before the new guy takes over. Just brace yourself before turning on the black light.
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Jeff Goldsmith @yogoldsmith.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Backstory Magazine’s Oscars issue is here! Celebrate the Awards Season as we interview Oscar nominated writers, directors, cinematographers, editors & documentarians to reveal their important creative habits! Plus read their Scripts! Thanks for spreading the word. ⬇️ backstory.net/latest-issue/
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
1. This is good news. 2. Looking forward to Clerks: The Next Generation.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Can I just demand a trade to the Millennials? Probably not a lot of millennials who would make that switch though.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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a man in a white suit says that 's on you honey '
Alt: Bowen Yang as the iceberg that sank the Titanic saying “That’s on you honey.”
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Amy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
"“They specifically asked me if I knew where the Hmong families lived on my street & in the neighborhood.” Lugert-Thom responded, “I don’t know anything about that” & she said they then asked, “Well, what about the Asian families?”" "“I was a bit shaken & a bit shocked of what I was asked to do.”"
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The two Americas: the one in which “tread” was the operative word, and the one in which “me” was the operative word.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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a man is riding a lawn mower with the words reservation dogs on the side
Alt: Uncle Brownie from the show Reservation Dogs saying “Oh, to rewrite history.”
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Matt Oswalt @mattoswaltva.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
as this 1-week free trial ends I've decided to cancel 2026
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Trump is going to put MISSION ACCOMPLISHED in gold script on the exterior wall of the White House.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
living in this country is like being awake on the table
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