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Claudezilla

@claudechung.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, soldier, spy.

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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
As always, The Simpsons got us covered.
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Homer's Makeup Mishap on Marge
Alt: Homer Simpson blasts makeup on Marge who tells him he had the setting on “whore.”
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ironically Nicolas Cage is one actor who would appear LESS glitchy with AI. But seriously good for him.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“I am become Death. Destroyer of taste buds.” “Mayor Fieri of Flavortown wishes to discuss the terms of his surrender.”
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why? Have they been leaving a bad aftertaste in his mouth?
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good. Now do umps in baseball.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still haunts me to this day.
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Salems Lot
Alt: Vampire kid floating outside the window in Salem’s Lot
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
💯 I would rather drive from LA to Canada than fly Air Canada again.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like someone who bombed as Arthur Fleck’s opening act in Joker.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Need a laugh? Read this graph.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember when Chelsea Handler posted one of those videos.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is like Tom Cruise’s character from Magnolia giving the opening speech in Patton.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s a living.
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Way To Go Young Blood Gettin' Paid (Dave Chappelle)
Alt: Dave Chappelle: Way To Go Young Blood. Gettin' Paid
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt:
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Soul Knicks Basketball Fail
Alt: Knicks player dunk fail from the movie Soul
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember? 💕 #September21
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Now THAT’S a winning logline.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Last line before hands were thrown: Well, you need to Sasq-watch your damn mouth!
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah I’ll stick with the “woke” ballet, thank you very much.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like he auditioned for Mad Men by submitting one of his old sex tapes.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Party Posse will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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The Simpsons' Party Posse Parodies NSYNC
Alt: The Simpsons' boy band Party Posse
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When Krusty discovers he’s not actually Jewish, he says, “I thought I was a self-hating Jew but turns out I’m just a plain old fashioned antisemite.”
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Even In Hell We Have Dial-up - Jason Sudeikis on SNL
Alt: Jason Sudeikis on SNL as the Devil saying, “Even In Hell We Have Dial-up.”
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Waiting over a minute to download a jpeg of Teri Hatcher…
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I will upgrade my subscription bundle if I can watch the Muppets beat Brendan Carr into a coma.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Any darker and it’ll be automatically deported.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not a surprise considering I’ve lived most of my life in California.
Dialect map indicating I speak like someone from California.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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And Now Its All Over - Goodfellas Henry Hill
Alt: Ray Liotta as Henry Hill in Goodfellas saying, “And now it’s all over.”
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Brb gonna hammer out a draft of It’s a Wonderful Life about the heroic banker Mr. Potter who cucks low-T George Bailey and turns Bedford Falls into one enormous data center.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle(s)
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Porco Rosso
Alt: Porco Rosso in his red airplane
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Hamlet of Melnibone @hamlet10.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The good news is that almost everything is better than it was 40 years ago. The bad news is that almost everything is worse than it was 10 years ago.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sorry, Poseidon, your name is America now.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Well the Konovalov lost all of its crew.
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The Hunt For Red October: You Arrogant Ass
Alt: Submarine officer in The Hunt For Red October says, “You arrogant ass, you’ve killed us.”
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Centi Vanilli
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph on SNL as showcase models saying “I think it could be beef.”
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph playing showcase models saying “I think it could be beef.”
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Kristanna Loken Running
Alt: Kristanna Loken running as the female Terminator
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Picking the right villains makes a big difference. Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s about to shoot a movie taking on data centers.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dewey cheer bibliographical violence? (rhetorical)
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Haymaker fever
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Happy Killmore (2026)
Trump golf with an Avenger anti-misske system. The poster says "Happy Killmore"
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Chillin' Goodfellas Style: Frozen Man
Alt: Frozen stiff Frankie Carbone in Goodfellas
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Now I know why the caged bird sings
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I know a Corky St. Clair production when I see it!
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
GOD LAUGHS
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
(Epstein) Disclosure Day
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Maybe on Adult Swim..
Bill from the Adult Swim fake TV show Too Many Cooks.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Given his obsession with war in the Middle East, he should be buried in a sand trap.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Do they offer Godzilla insurance?
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey, that trolley gonna do what it do.
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
From the Hipster edition of Mad Libs
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Claudezilla @claudechung.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Joe lies when he cries.
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