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Zoe Vatter

@classicallyzo.bsky.social
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Canadian 🇨🇦 - Marketer 📊 - Dog Mom 🐶 - Avid Reader 📚 - Outdoor Sort of Enthusiast 🌳 - Working on my DBA 🎒

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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It sounds like I am going to have to travel to the US for work so if my Bluesky turns into "Wow Trump is soooOooO smart and the best leader" in January we all know why. 🥲
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"l've got time I never planned to have / I got years and years of it" and "It feels good to say your name / It's all I have now, what a wonderful sound it makes" Oof. Just the first song off the album too. I'll be walking into Sunrise on the Reaping with a big box of tissues.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am at a loss of what to do with my Harry Potter books. I don't really want to donate them because I don't want to contribute to new fans (or ones that won't let go) but I also don't want them. Recycling I guess 🤷‍♀️ Or anyone have good book art ideas?
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me: I need to figure out where to hang this new art. Also me: **completely rearranges furniture** ... The picture is still not hung but the spot that for a couple years I thought would be perfect for a bookshelf, now has a shelf. 😅
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Noah Kahan and Sunrise on the Reaping, together. 😭 I'm just bringing an entire box of tissues to the theater at this point.
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I don't want to be political so I'm going to be neutral about an issue" is a political opinion unfortunately
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I heard a rumour that they're doing a TV show for Eragon and I never did finish the series so started a re-read. Teenage Zoe was much more generous with her ratings. 😂 I so rarely rate a book 5 stars let alone a whole series.
Storygraph app screenshot showing 5 star ratings for each of the first 3 books of the Inheritance Cycle (Eragon) book series
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Brilliant 😂
Screenshot of Reddit post from the subreddit EhBuddyHoser reading Someone left a note and a lighter on the Halifax grave of Maj-Gen. Robert Ross the British military man who ordered troops to burn the White House. Picture of a photo of the note reading General Ross Thank-you for your service. You are needed again. R.I.P.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
On a streak of bad books (not bad just boring and disappointing really) and the internet has decided the only book I should see content for is the new Mr. Beast/James Patterson book. I laughed when I heard the plot it's that dumb.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Listening to a review of the Dyson electric toothbrush and the first line was "the learning curve was too high" and I switched it off. Any learning curve to a toothbrush is too much.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/09/2026
Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies
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Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies
WASHINGTON D.C. - Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has posted disparaging comments about female Canadian Air Force cadets, all while maintaining his busy schedule of personally inspecting the testicles o...
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am sick so working from the couch, on a work call and the dog had decided this is the ideal moment to go ham on his squeaky toy. I stop talking, he stops. I start talking and it's squeak, squeak, squeak 🙄 very helpful.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Truly embracing the American boycott. I am onto the "imported for/by" I know pretzels are American made and hiding behind that label so wound up baking my own.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
Ontario Premier Doug Ford on Trump: "I have a real estate on my ass, so he has a lot of room to kiss my ass"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/08/2026
Ontario Premier Doug Ford: "The red states we're gonna hit hard ... you think an insult from him [Trump] hurts me? Bring it on, buddy. You're a loser."
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 24/08/2026
see, this makes sense because as we all know, the defense against the dark arts teaching position is cursed (by transphobia)
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🙄 Yeah we're the entitled ones... Good luck affording a car in North America anytime soon I guess.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 22/08/2026
Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
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Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
WASHINGTON D.C. - President Trump, a man who was elected based on his self-proclaimed "deal-making genius", has failed to secure a trade deal with Canada, a nation most known for maple syrup and neigh...
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Thomas Seal @twseal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ontario Premier Doug Ford offers full support for "dollar for dollar" retaliation against US tariffs British Columbia Premier David Eby says "Our politeness should never be mistaken for weakness. We’ll always defend ourselves."
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is very nice news for us and I am sending hopes that some of our rainy summer migrates to southern BC. www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
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Alberta reports zero active wildfires in August for first time in 40 years
Record rains in Alberta this summer have given way to an almost-predictable stat of the opposite kind: zero wildfires.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Farage referring to Count Binface the "establishment candidate" is the funniest thing. 😂 He's so unserious and anyone who voted for him needs their heads checked.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It took a t-shirt behind a news interview for me to remember the name of a band I saw when I was 17 in rural Alberta. I have probably not listened to them since high school so how do I remember all the lyrics?!
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We are really causing such harm to this generation and the ones who will need to support them in retirement after. Canada is unfortunately following in the US's footsteps on this one. I saw an ad for gambling before Spider-Man. Grim.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Disappointing, but also like I don't see it? I've never been a blonde Nicholas Hoult fan and while I think he was a good ditz in The Great I don't really get Lockhart charisma from him. Not that it matters I won't be watching this series.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I don't understand this. This bag is so ugly 😭
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Gross. 🤢 I don't got to Tim's ever if I can help it, but this is an awful look It's anti-trans, but it's also anti-women and anti-feminist. What J.K. Rowling advocates for harms cis- and transgender women. Don't support that and don't eat bad doughnuts. 🙅‍♀️
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sometimes I have to remind myself that I buy oat milk from the store for a reason. I decided this week that it's so expensive when I have oats at home. It's not the same at all. Just not as creamy and I'm not buying all the gums and oils and doing chemistry at home. So back to the store. 😅
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
😂😂😂
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My new summer obsession is sticking fruit and sugar together in a jar and letting it become a delicious syrup with no effort. Trying to make olea saccharum and it's like magic. Put lemon peels and sugar in, do nothing and bam lemon syrup.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 21/07/2026
Now with hilarious article!
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Canadians just so goddamn tired of this bullshit
CANADA - Canadians across the country have collectively unleashed a sigh of agonized frustration while simultaneously stating "Again with this bullshit?"
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This headline sounds like Environment Canada issued air quality warnings because of the threat rather than the fact there are air quality issues due to wildfire smoke. Canadian or American the warning is the same!
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
"and one guy named Mark who just fucking hates Americans" 😂 Brilliant. How do I apply?
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/07/2026
I mean if you hate the United States this shit is absolute cinema
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Cheaters never win. Congrats to Belgium on a deserved win. ⚽
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This is the first year the fireworks are in a different location (that I can remember) because apparently we've finally realized that setting off pyrotechnics around a bunch of trees might be a bad idea. 😂 Unfortunately it also means worse views from my balcony.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I have waited for this day. 😭 Alas I shall not be watching nor supporting Canada (nor any other country) that participates while Israel is allowed to compete.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'll be honest I have been kind of ignoring Wealthsimple supporting X through a partnership but I think a presentation with the Kalshi CEO has pushed me to finally move my accounts. 🥲
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I keep seeing the criticism that you could change Supergirl's gender and it wouldn't change the movie. Like okay...? Why does that matter? I don't want female led movies have to only be about women's issues. Sometimes I just want to watch a girl kick ass to save her dog.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
28⁰ today so clearly the perfect time to completely reorganize my office. 🥵 I finally got monitor arms and why did it take me 6 years?! So much extra desk space and my monitors are at a better height.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 22/06/2026
"based on the best available data, the model reached a sobering estimate: The shift toward vehicles with higher hoods caused about 3,000 deaths from 2016 to 2024. The estimate is conservative in many ways." www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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The Deadly Rise of Giant Trucks and S.U.V.s (Gift Article)
The vehicles on American roads have grown larger — and they are killing thousands more pedestrians, a Times investigation found.
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career
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DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career
The BBC's political correspondent Joe Pike outlines the highs and lows of Sir Keir Starmer's premiership.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 22/06/2026
Mark Carney named next UK Prime Minister
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Mark Carney named next UK Prime Minister
LONDON – In the wake of Keir Starmer’s resignation as PM, Labour Party officials have announced a plan to select Canada’s Mark Carney as party leader and Prime Minister. “It’s obviously a huge honour ...
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I bought the World Cup diet Cokes and when I was buying it was like "I hope I get at least one of Canada" now I am like "alright can I have one country that isn't Argentina 😭" They're all Argentina 😂 Guess I'm rooting for them now.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 12/06/2026
Carney bans social media for kids too dumb to figure out VPNs (podcast)
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Carney bans social media for kids too dumb to figure out VPNs
“There’s no way a 15 year old who has been online for his entire life knows about those is there?” Luke and the Panel (Ian MacIntyre and special guest John Batt of @canada.gov.ca) talk about how banni...
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Canada's big banks would seek authorization to operate in free Alberta, making it in theory a seamless transition" Sorry, I'll stop laughing in a minute 😂 "Nothing will change" is all I need to know about the delusions of separatists. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Reading Yesteryear and attacked 20 pages in: "No amount of smooth-brained social acceptance could've gotten me to name my daughter something so toothlessly trendy - something that so desperately shouted pick me - as Zoe" 😭 I was named before it was trendy anyways.
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Zoe Vatter @classicallyzo.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What even. 😂
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