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Clark Addison

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“Toast cannot be explained by any rational means. Toast is me. I am Toast” Margaret Atwood “A loud & persistent rapping at someones back door” Terry Boers “Because we are both men of Chicago” Leo McGarry Iowa Hawkeye Proud father of an autistic badass 8645

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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 4h
They’re not my favorite. Also they’re not the Cardinals, Dodgers, or Yankees. 47 years as a cubs fan and the total tonnage of seething hate and disgust for the Urinals will never be matched in division. Culver’s fans vs inbred Missourians who call cheez wiz on saltines pizza? Easy choice.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 4h
Go Bears, and…..go Brewers.
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Gato e Shaq Dançando Shimmy
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 4h
You’re not seeing it, I’m not tasting it.
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MadBeerAndy @madbeerandy.bsky.social · 4h
Wait, wut? We lost?
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 4h
I’ve been getting the bag of six for $2 at Aldis. Still egregious for a late night snack but better than half a garbage frozen pizza brand. “Look at me, I’m healthy, ma!”
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Marc Morehouse @marcmorehouse.bsky.social · 5h
I imagine for Brewers fans that was like birthing a mule over four nights.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 4h
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Trump Trump Epstein
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17h
This is the funniest shit of all time… wait for it…😂
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 4h
Honeycrisp apples and chunky peanut butter. Can’t quit them.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 5h
Pops is a Packer fan and I fling him shit all the time, because I know he’s good people. So, here we are, you and me 😂😉 Beat the Dodgers, beat the Yankees. I’m all for it.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 5h
Love that for you, good sir.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 5h
@derekbshelby.bsky.social wait, is this the DG from the other place!?
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 5h
I get off on seeing my AC suddenly becoming idle, cracking windows at bedtime even when the low is 43. I sleep better that way.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 5h
Andy it’s the ONLY way to live, in my opinion. I have to be paid to wear socks and shoes. Unless I’m in an office I’m wearing my OluKais, no cloth below the knee, and if it’s cool outside a hoodie. This is the best part of the year for no judgment clothing, regardless of destination or task.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 5h
This man is a Midwestern treasure. Fight me on it.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 5h
I get off on seeing my AC suddenly becoming idle, cracking windows at bedtime even when the low is 43. I sleep better that way.
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MadBeerAndy @madbeerandy.bsky.social · 5h
I am sitting outside in shorts, birks, t-shirt with flannel. 47 deg F.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 5h
Andy it’s the ONLY way to live, in my opinion. I have to be paid to wear socks and shoes. Unless I’m in an office I’m wearing my OluKais, no cloth below the knee, and if it’s cool outside a hoodie. This is the best part of the year for no judgment clothing, regardless of destination or task.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 5h
Hoodie and shorts, and I’ll be damned if I give up my sandals until there’s snow on the ground.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13h
Tillis on Trump musing about LA and San Diego being nuked: "If it was said about Charlotte or Raleigh, I'd be really mad"
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Jon Green @modestholdings.com · 6h
Fun fact: during my star turn with C Kirk, we heard from *every* Johnson County in the country, because they were catching strays for us. I imagine call volume will also escalate to Iowa City in the coming days.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 6h
Maybe Nunn will just shove whoever asks him about it on the street. We can only hope. www.kcci.com/article/zach...
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Video captures US Rep. Zach Nunn's confrontation with DCCC candidate tracker
Video shared with KCCI shows a DCCC candidate tracker approaching Zach Nunn in Washington to ask a question about rural hospitals. Nunn hit the tracker's phone after a brief exchange.
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Jon Green @modestholdings.com · 7h
I want to specifically address Nunn's comment. Iowa isn't a monolith and even were we, the bedrock of the 1st Amendment is that it defends unpopular speech, most especially in regard to religion and politics.
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Jon Green @modestholdings.com · 7h
Nunn probably knows that, but even if he don't, misunderstanding our core rights may be as disqualifying as to play cynical about them.
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Jon Green @modestholdings.com · 7h
Ah, shit. This having been picked up by Fox, Libs of Tic Tok, congressional candidate Nunn... I'm sure Ottumwa is about to be in for a rough interval.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 7h
I wanted to so bad. He should be.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 7h
Zach Zaidman, Skip Caray, Zach Zaidman, John Schriffen, Zach Zaidman, Chicago baseball has had to deal with a lot of horrible tv and radio voices. Joe Carter is alone on the Mt Rushmore.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 7h
Just don’t ask Joe Carter about its origins on air during a game, because he will make up bullshit.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 7h
If you have a YouTube channel centered on cooking and you don’t give ingredient quantities or amounts in your video AND you don’t include them in your video description kindly fuck off. Recipes are made to be adjusted but you don’t build a skyrise by saying “yeah we threw in concrete after rebar.”
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DaveB in UT -- Wish I was in Vermont @davebvt.bsky.social · 8h
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Austin Powers Fembots in Pink
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
Good thing he doesn’t do kegels. Way harder than a gerbil I bet.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
Easier than carrying around a whole ass couch.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
EVERY time she has a tell. She gets mad and one side of her face curls up.
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Josh Turek @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social · 8h
Ashley Hinson has used her position of power to make herself up to $8 million more wealthy while cutting healthcare and food assistance to fund tax breaks for billionaires. Politicians like Ashley Hinson are why we have a corruption crisis in this country that is leading to an affordability crisis.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
Then he will start braying for a second so he can say he had more 😂
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
That’s how their brainless version of capitalism works.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
Bigger corn, bigger price tag at the store.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h
Ken Paxton: "Pray that we will be delivered from socialism and capitalis-- ahm, from communism"
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
“DONNNYYY, you said I could lick your limp noodle nowwww.”
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
Someone learned how to do makeup from watching 90s horror movies, but brought her Designing Women shoulder pads as well.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
Watching too.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
“MOMMY MOMMY THE MANNEQUIN CAME TO LIFE AND SHES GOING TO KILL ME!”
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
Why do you care so much about THIS one thing, you flabby flatulent fraudulent 12 time bankrupt afraid-of-stairs spray tanned chester-Cheetos-butthole-resembling cheats-at-golf undereducated incestuous incontinent draft-dodging ketchup-loving litter-box-for-brains liar-for-hire convicted rapist?
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
If you see this post a witch Two for one special
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
Just saw the white sox final. I watched most of the game but didn’t see the last two innings. You go get em next game, southsiders. Maybe all you need is a good rain delay.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 8h
Also the lack of health care in rural areas where the nitrate runoff is highest in the water table.
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 9h
This dramatic of a rise isn’t because more people are smoking. It’s the nitrates in our water, stupid. This is beyond foolish. Iowa officials push anti-tobacco policies, as cancer rates in the state continue to climb cbs2iowa.com/news/local/i...
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Iowa officials push anti-tobacco policies, as cancer rates in the state continue to climb
Tobacco use continues to take a deadly toll in Iowa, killing nearly 5,000 Iowans each year, as state officials and health advocates push new policies they say c
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
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Zach Lahn supported an mRNA vaccine ban: '100%.' Now he says that's a 'complete lie.'
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Clark Addison @clarkaddison.bsky.social · 14h
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Sand presses Lahn on partial Kansas residency
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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