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ThisIsClappTrap

@clapptrap.bsky.social
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The/They/Them/It/Its | Futurist + Post-Humanist | Engineer + Tinkerer | Technician + Mechanic | Researcher + Experimenter | Teacher + Trainer | Speaker + Listener E-Bike + E-Scooter Micro-Modal Mogul @Clapptrap@mastodon.social

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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
App on the phone. Web on everything else. It all sucks.
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Potato Ohio potato Overcooked Ohio potato Samsing Note 20 Ultra 5G "super duper amazing fantabulistic 9000!" Ubuntu on desktop (ex-windows laptop) Bracket on desktop (ex-chromebook) Bazzite on big desktop (ex-windows engi-pc)
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
What are Bluesky devs smoking these days?! This app is still cooked for me. I miss yall, but I can't with this broken notifs and not able to see Feeds. I love yall and miss yall.
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If I ever meet the artist, I'll ask them to do a version for the goodest boi/gurl!
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Biksy!
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I don't know who that is, but if it is, I'd like to invite them to my old warehouse to do more of this.
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Okay, which one of ya did this to my e-bike? 🤣🐶🤘
Picture of a canine graffiti artwork on the side of an e-bike fender.Picture of a canine graffiti artwork on the side of an e-bike fender.
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Alyx Royz @alyxroyz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What the fuck were yall up to while I was away?!?! I have SOOO MANY notifications for replies?!
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
(Walks outside to my sickly looking oak tree) So old boy, do ya want blood or beer?
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Present Day Dystopian Sci-Fi w/ undertones of Dark Humor
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
🤘💛🍻🍪🚴
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Wait, what... I'm confused.... WHAT DID YOU DO, CAIT?! . . . . . /s 😂💛🤘🍻🍪
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@labeler.urbanism.plus label
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@labeler.urbanism.plus unlabel
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Shannon Minter @shannonminter5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Omar in the (previously) clean laundry
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Shannon Minter @shannonminter5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Ruby
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Shannon Minter @shannonminter5.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Meow Meow hugging me
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Good idea! I have a fairly good one right beside the house right now, but I am sure I can find something better!
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Oh I just needed it for work to carry my thermos of coffee. Its very useful for that. (am I doing this car brain thing accurately?)
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Nooooo, I have to give up my car-free tag from @labeler.urbanism.plus !😭😩
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@labeler.urbanism.plus unlabel 11
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Uhhh, I might be executed at dawn, if I manage to survive the night. Its been an honor, bike family. Don't follow my misdeeds and become a car-brained fool.
Screengrab of a skeet from user @yodelinghippie that simply says "God I hate car brain!"
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Anyone who owns or buys a car these days is clearly psychotically car-brained....😅😬
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Yeeaaa.... fuck car brained car-brain idiots......😅
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I bought a car. I am my own worst enemy now. I am.... _car brained_ 😱😭🚗
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OB Cycler @obcycler.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
4 yield to bike/pedestrian signs, shark teeth, massive crosswalk and this sociopath still drives his jeep straight at me. Slip lanes are engineering malpractice.
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Likely two of them - I have a small'ish collection, but if I could keep cats off the decks and lid, yea, music would be flowin'!
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Clootie Dumplings @cloupi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Always watching. Ever vigilant. House gargoyle.
An orange and white devon rex cat sits on a high shelf above some plants staring down like a gargoyle.
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Baseball Enthusiast @iluvbaseball.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Rhubarb with the fangs
A black cat is lying on a wood floor. She has a catnip carrot in her front paws. 

You can see her two little fang teeth. Her coat looks so shiny and beautiful because it is
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When my momma is looking for something, and I know exactly where it is, but she yelled at me earlier so I’m not telling
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Tushka&Django @ericsevier.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Storm night her in Texas. Django only wondering about food. #cats #catpics
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Miss Molly Mol @missymollymol.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Boo'dbeard 👻 @badbeard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Some proper #WeirdBikeBsky out on the @edcriticalmass.bsky.social this afternoon. Braw weather for it!
A white Quicab, an articulated pedicab with six wheels, one on the front driver's unit and four on the rear passenger unit. The middle set of wheels are driven. It looks like something out of a sci-fi movie. #bikesky
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Rory Bikes @rozd.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Friday’s #CriticalMass in #Melbourne. Demanding protected lanes and accessible tram stops on Sydney Rd #bikesky
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 26/04/2026
gopro footage of today’s bike ride just downloaded and this was the first still I saw. I love this guy so much that my heart is tearing at the seams. #bikesky
Indy the dog is overwhelmingly joyous, sitting in the sidecar of my bicycle and gazing at me as I scratch his floppy little ear.
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Outrageous!
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
1. Do you have any regrets? 2. How many is a "bunch"? 3. What type? 4. Are you sharing?
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hey #authorsky #writesky #authors #writers , I am finally seriously getting into attempts at putting my storied ideas to paper for a potential novel/book(s). What tools and assistances do yall make use of to stay on-point? Please, no AI recs. R.n. I have a TON of mixed vignette-like scribblings.
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Ella, Amanda & Daddy @ellico2020bis.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Seems like a good time to go play with the cats, if they're awake. Damn, 11:00 already? Thought it was a little earlier. I got up earlier than I have been for months and only briefly napped, and the nap was an excuse to be with the kitties; probably sleep easily with a melatonin. #Caturday
Left: my left leg, lying on my back under a white fuzzy blanket
Middle: orange & white cat curled on her right side between my legs
Right: mostly white calico cat curled on her left side against the outside of my right leg.
Both cats heads down
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 26/04/2026
That’s too fast for a Prius in a parking lot Take away her license
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Timberwolves? At MY WHCD event?!? Its more likely than you think!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Interesting to note the different reactions on the dais the moment gunshots were heard at the WHCA Dinner:
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
For a country full of gun nuts, how has this been the shooter the last year and a half?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
this is what all the social media in the Purge movies looks like
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ofc!!🤝
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ThisIsClappTrap @clapptrap.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This Lenovo was a hold-out for my last career. Any future ventures will have to provide company machines to me to make use of Windows. Recent events of them pushing badly coded updates I did not want and breaking connectivity was enough for me to say fuck off to Microslop.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I don't give a shit about them
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