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Clan Gargoyle

@clangargoyle.bsky.social
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We are the stone-faced vampires who unshackled themselves and flew free into the night. [VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //] [Check out my books! www.storytellersvault.com/browse.ph… ]

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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Tremere Prince...
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@housetremere.bsky.social Found a new recruit for you. You're welcome.
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Karagar @karashammy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@clangargoyle.bsky.social I'm not sure if this is a Masquerade violation in and of itself, but you might want to investigate this internally before someone less "charitable" ends up taking advantage of it. youtu.be/PSLZ17jCjLU?...
youtu.be
Meet the Gargoyle
YouTube video by That Gray Cartoon Pony
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
On this very day, [REDACTED] years ago, one lil stony boi smashed their way out of a cask and made the Tremere regret everything. Happy creation day to us! 🎉
The Gargoyle from Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines wearing a party hat and holding balloons with confetti coming down around them. Text above reads "Happy creation day, gargoyle!"
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We don't eat people. We use a naturally occurring renewable resource in a sustainable manner.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
//I'm split on V6's alpha materials so far Pros: Rouse and blood resonance are gone, more Vitae and WP slots possible, Traits are neat, all Sects and most Gens are playable Cons: Success is an 8+ (WTF?), no mechanical flaws (Mary Sue, eat your heart out), no bloodlines, no loresheets
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HouseTremere @housetremere.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why can't you be more like your siblings, @clangargoyle.bsky.social ??
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🌗The Duskborn🌗 @theduskborn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We were gonna tell a joke about an antediluvian that I know won’t land with other clans but I’m sure the Tremere will just eat it up.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We had a joke about Cronus, but it's hard to swallow.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Verify your age" We were just chilling
Two gargoyles on Notre Dame cathedral
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Didn't realize that @theduskborn.bsky.social was really Travis Kelce
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*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
13. The Gar-Coil
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
//Free one shot VTM plot idea. You're welcome.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
it's called consent, buddy
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
hmu, i know a way
Tweet from @ridhima_z on June 17, 2026: "i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoyle."
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Explain your @ WE'RE A REAL CLAN, DAD! SHUT UP! 😡
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Gargoyle with the Ravnos bane that lives in the Goodyear blimp
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Yourself but as a cartoon
static.klipy.com
Hugo Hunchback Gargoyle Laughing
Alt: Hugo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Feeling spiteful. Gonna go drop bowling balls on Maseratis.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A Ravnos van life mom influencer living in a converted schoolbus with literal coffins on shelves for her childer, while she sleeps in a queen size bed alone.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Life's a bitch, and then unlife's a bitch
Contents [hide]
1. Life
2. The Situations
3. Death
4. The Situation 2
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pentex every year
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Be yourself. Your whole self. Your entire winged, fanged, monsterous self. And don't let anyone tell you to hide it. Happy Pride!
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
//VTM 6th edition confirmed?
A screenshot of the GenCon app game listings showing various time slots to play "Not in Our Domain!" within the Vampire: The Masquerade, 6th Ed system
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HouseTremere @housetremere.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
//I'll post about this again, but, as a Follower Friday, yall get first dibs. Who wants to play in a V5 1 shot run by me? Ive run it twice with friends, I feel its ready to wide. Session time would be on a Sat or Sun, depending on players preferences. (12pm EST+, no later than 7pm EST start)
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
how is childe formed? can u get imbriced if u r on ur preiod? how 2 no if im knidred?
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
//Dear @worldofdarkness.bsky.social, if you are making Dark Ages V5, please add Gargoyles properly. I won't be offended that my supplement isn't necessary anymore. I just want my stoney babies to be official. Please and thank you! ✨🥰💕
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
//New VTM edition? The idea fills me with trepidation. Maybe it'll just be V5 Dark Ages. I'm not ready for V6 yet.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
#JustTremereThings
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Call in question for @thetechnocracy.bsky.social! Hey! You know that dude from the old Enzyte commercial, Smilin' Bob? Is he one of yours? He's got a real Marauder vibe... youtu.be/ghrWz7cVXv8?...
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2 Enzyte Commercials
YouTube video by SuperBowlSammy
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T.L.Webb @dallaswordnerd.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
#WorldOfDarkness
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
The Lovers tarot card, depicting God as a furby in a purple robe and the two human lovers as Mr Blobby with accurate genitalia
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Now do you understand the fear we live with? It never ends!
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Local Ventrue repeatedly scammed by Gangrel
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Is blood a fruit stake through the chest Terrible band name.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Gargoyle interference has prevented more chess-based elder rage frenzies at the chantry than @housetremere.bsky.social cares to admit
Three panel cartoon. 
An older person and younger person playing chess
Younger person says "There's no way out of this one, Dad. Check." while making a move
Older person leans in over board and uses their watch to reflect light from a window onto a chess piece with their watch. Cat looks over edge of board with alert expression.
Cat jumps onto board, sending pieces everywhere. Older person looks delighted. Younger person looks dismayed.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Gargoyle stereotype: Silent, stoic watchers who sit unmoving for hours, keeping guard Gargoyle reality: Watching you but like
Sickos comic, man standing outside window, smiling and saying "Yes... Ha ha ha... YES!"
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Humans are horrible for the environment. They're the leading cause of greenhouse gasses, toxic chemicals, oil spills, and nuclear waste. When we vampires eat humans, we're doing everyone a favor. Reduce climate change, eat the cause!
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Good evening, @laiahernandez.bsky.social. We understand you are with the not-mages who do space things, correct? We have an important question.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
//My Gargoyle obsession follows me everywhere. I caused the IRC Fall of SchreckNet LARP I'm in to chat about gargoyles last night, which is not at all the focus of the game. I'm so proud. 🥲
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Feels like there's loads of mages around here lately. Delicious, delicious mages.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Without downloading any new images, what's your predator type?
The lock on a portapotty door. Locked position is labeled "poop alone" with a frowny face. Unlocked position is labeled "poop with friends" with a smiley face.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is sitting on a throne of lies and says `` you sit on a throne of lies . ''
Alt: "you sit on a throne of lies"
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Any elder showing up to the Rant in fuddy duddy last century clothes has to wear the Masqueroos
An assortment of animal and Pokemon kigurumi onesies
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
How can you tell a Gargoyle is autistic? They won't stop flapping
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Two gargoyles with the VTM clan symbol above a dril tweet reading "i shou;ld be allowed on the roof of any building"
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Thaumaturgy? More like Thawmyturd-gy.
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