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Laia Hernandez - Void Engineer

@laiahernandez.bsky.social

14 followers 14 following 53 posts

Star maxxing since 2013 (Roleplay account from a London Mage discord server.)

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Laia Hernandez - Void Engineer @laiahernandez.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

You know, the statistical inevitability is a thing you have to live with and all, no system's perfect and all that. But I swear the statistical inevitability is trying to fuck with me, I have recast this piece of hypertech, TWENTY TIMES ALREADY.

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Laia Hernandez - Void Engineer @laiahernandez.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

So, turns out, the Union's wifi does not work past the deep universe threshold, sorry for the sudden silence everyone.

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Laia Hernandez - Void Engineer @laiahernandez.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

What if, we put all of the vampires in a spaceship, and shot it at mercury. Wouldn't it be funny?

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Laia Hernandez - Void Engineer @laiahernandez.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Sometimes I forget we infiltrated some people into the 40k hobby scene to counter etherite presence, got jumpscared when one of the IT X interns pulled out a fucking Tau drone out of storage, legacy 70s design, apparently someone just didn't feel like being creative in their infiltration.

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Eliza Chance - Technocrat in London @elizachance.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

//I would like to introduce @rebeljohnson.bsky.social. She is one of the Storytellers on the Mage server my character is from (London Mage - Invite Code: discord.gg/faZ3h2e8). Her character is an Akashic cowboy and she is even writing a book based on her! Welcome to the bluesky roleplay club.

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Laia Hernandez - Void Engineer @laiahernandez.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Guys, please stop trying to take submarines to where the real one piece card thing was thrown into the sea, it's very close to the underwater orphan reeducation dome, the brain wiper spotlight is running out of juice, thank you for your attention!

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Laia Hernandez - Void Engineer @laiahernandez.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Trying to assemble this voidcraft, Eriadne keeps telling me I'm doing it wrong and bitching about the plasma conduit, I get it Eriadne, your parents were both born in the COP, your family is big time Void Engineer. Just because I'm a groundie doesn't mean I don't know how to put titanium together!

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Matt Stormcrow @mattstormcrow.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Meanwhile, in Mage:

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Laia Hernandez - Void Engineer @laiahernandez.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

To anyone experiencing a shortage of internet. Please hold while we deal with the problem. An extradimensional entity has started chewing the underwater cables. Air dropped hypertech torpedos are on their way.

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Laia Hernandez - Void Engineer @laiahernandez.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

The general public is not ready for the Void Engineers next big thing. Heard about CubeSat, CanSat, SphereSat. Get ready for TrapezoidSat, PentagramSat, TesseractSat, and my favorite, MobiousFoilSat. All will be available as soon as we kill the last 'the moon landing was a hoax' theorist!

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Laia Hernandez - Void Engineer @laiahernandez.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

The Void Engineers assure that smashing satellites into asteroids like the DART tests was to serve the betterment of everyone. And not because it sounded really funny. Please stop investigating that department. Tales of a borrowed hypertech nuke we're crashing into the next asteroid are unmutual.

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