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Clan Gargoyle

@clangargoyle.bsky.social
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We are the stone-faced vampires who unshackled themselves and flew free into the night. [VTM parody account, all posts are in character unless begun with //] [Check out my books! www.storytellersvault.com/browse.ph… ]

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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Tremere Prince...
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@housetremere.bsky.social Found a new recruit for you. You're welcome.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
👀
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Karagar @karashammy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@clangargoyle.bsky.social I'm not sure if this is a Masquerade violation in and of itself, but you might want to investigate this internally before someone less "charitable" ends up taking advantage of it. youtu.be/PSLZ17jCjLU?...
youtu.be
Meet the Gargoyle
YouTube video by That Gray Cartoon Pony
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Nooo, she's perfect! She's wearing a hat, so she's definitely using that Skin of the Chameleon to pass as a mortal. Not her fault she ended up serving a Mage who could see through it
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
On this very day, [REDACTED] years ago, one lil stony boi smashed their way out of a cask and made the Tremere regret everything. Happy creation day to us! 🎉
The Gargoyle from Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines wearing a party hat and holding balloons with confetti coming down around them. Text above reads "Happy creation day, gargoyle!"
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
We don't eat people. We use a naturally occurring renewable resource in a sustainable manner.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
//I'm split on V6's alpha materials so far Pros: Rouse and blood resonance are gone, more Vitae and WP slots possible, Traits are neat, all Sects and most Gens are playable Cons: Success is an 8+ (WTF?), no mechanical flaws (Mary Sue, eat your heart out), no bloodlines, no loresheets
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That's the problem with unschooling. Sometimes the kid teaches themselves things you never intended them to learn.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
You literally refused to teach us to read!! 😫
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HouseTremere @housetremere.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Why can't you be more like your siblings, @clangargoyle.bsky.social ??
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🌗The Duskborn🌗 @theduskborn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We were gonna tell a joke about an antediluvian that I know won’t land with other clans but I’m sure the Tremere will just eat it up.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
We had a joke about Cronus, but it's hard to swallow.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So you're saying you want us to respect the Masquerade?
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Once again: You cannot drink the Elephant's Foot. You will die trying. It will not be "worth it".
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
But check out that jaw! Looksmaxxers wept!
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Verify your age" We were just chilling
Two gargoyles on Notre Dame cathedral
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
And there's no reason anything bad would happen to someone wearing a mutant star... Right?
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
How does total loyalty weigh against, say, a theoretical appetite for blood?
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
//Cafe Patachou. There's a few in Indy, one really close to the convention center. Good veggie options, excellent breakfast food. Gets pretty busy but you can usually get a table with a wait.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Looking for a man in finance Ventrue, 5'5, blue eyes
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Hey, when you told us that joke, it was about Toreador
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We learned from the b- Uhhh... We learned from you!
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Didn't realize that @theduskborn.bsky.social was really Travis Kelce
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*baker street* @mv17zn17.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
13. The Gar-Coil
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Their heart might be heavy, but does it outweigh the feather?
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
What kind of licks are you talking to that want to explain the metric system?
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
//Free one shot VTM plot idea. You're welcome.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
You know what they say. When in Vancouver...
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sounds like you're gonna need some Temporis, friend
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Work with the Ventrue to implement the Purge for Kindred. For 24 hours, the Traditions aren't enforced. All crimes are legal. Diablerize your sire, use her blood to make a childe, then kill the prince.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Consent, the one magic ingredient you lacked when making us
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
it's called consent, buddy
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
hmu, i know a way
Tweet from @ridhima_z on June 17, 2026: "i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoyle."
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Explain your @ WE'RE A REAL CLAN, DAD! SHUT UP! 😡
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
//Lol, fortunately we're all physically fine IRL. Mentally, that's another story.
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Gargoyle with the Ravnos bane that lives in the Goodyear blimp
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Dish, dish! What happened?!
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Yourself but as a cartoon
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Hugo Hunchback Gargoyle Laughing
Alt: Hugo from The Hunchback of Notre Dame
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Thanks chief! Now help us shine up these balls. We only drop the finest!
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Sure, but just remember, helping doesn't make the Regent's car exempt
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Feeling spiteful. Gonna go drop bowling balls on Maseratis.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
//Unfortunately, this is how it's always been. V20 players weren't happy with V5. Revised players had issues with V20, and so on. In modern TTRPG, new editions are inevitable. I'm just praying they don't go full WotC and force us onto an exclusive digital platform with no print books.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
static.klipy.com
I Learned It By Watching You
ALT: I Learned It By Watching You
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
So you used Dynamic magic? The kind you inherently had and didn't need to steal immortality, therefore stealing the magic, to use?
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
He's right, we weren't created with diablerie! Just kidnapping, extensive torture, vivisection, stolen magic, blood bonding, and the sort of arts and crafts that kindergarten teachers have nightmares about.
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Clan Gargoyle @clangargoyle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
(She is going to get diablerized)
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