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Claudio 🫰🏼

@clammio.bsky.social
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Literallly had the perfect wedding 🥹🥹
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jamies fonda @discomami.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look at how handsome my husband is!!!!
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why is my job using shitty AI graphics on anything, let alone tools that we use externally? And why am I pointing out mistakes that I found in 2 seconds that no one else seemed to notice?!
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thurs Thongdayyy 🩴
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🥰🥰
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Sissyphus @paladom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
FDA recalling everything except for boypussy, kinda makes you think 🤔
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Now why did I just see Esquie scratch his butt while he was flying me around?
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If they don’t bring Oocoo back to Zelda soon I’m gonna throw a fit
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
VERY generously sharing my animal crackers with my husband and he doesn’t even bother to look and see which animals I’ve hand selected for him before he eats them. Is this hell?
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
She’s cute I guess
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
At least being autistic means my calves are consistently getting a light workout
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Maybe: Diva @boikingx.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Wait what if mcconnell is filming as12?
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Turns out what I thought was regular tennis elbow was actually a tear in my tendon that can’t heal on its own yippee for meeee 😭
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy Priiiide! 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sooooo ready to be gay this weekend
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Didn’t realize how crooked my underwear was when I took this oops
Mirror selfie of a gay with brown hair, a mustache, and no shirt wearing meat underwear
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Wendy Williams Dancing
ALT: Wendy Williams Dancing
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Put these on just to play some Hades II
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
That was such a good finale omg 😭😭
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Pls help me I can’t stop doing the choose goose voice
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Figgy @bighigo.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Happy 5’6” day to meeee!
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I know her name is Artemis, but every time she pops up I only call her Huntress Wizard
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Mexico trip w my bbsssss 🥰☀️
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Come to think of it, maybe I do know about ham and cheese on a roll, and orange drink, and a bag of chips after watching kiss of the spider woman
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Double Ds
Nakey mirror selfie where you can see two dick roots
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Ok I’ve been back home in VA for like 15 hours I’m ready to go back to Puerto Vallarta again
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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valentine @dozygay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
happy 4/20
Yeah I’m GAY 

Getting A really High
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dave (งツ)ว 🦝 @nonoehe.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
o ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ╮ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ( man titties ) ( pokemon ) ( hairy men ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯ ( tummy ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞╯
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Everyone knows who this is, right? Why am I learning people don’t know her?
That girl who sucked on a tampon
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is FUCKED. Two of my favs going home back to back?!? #Survivor50
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Really trying to balance being a team player vs being a bitch when people talk about how they use AI at work ☹️
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
There’s something beautiful about taking your thong off at the end of the night after seeing Lady Gaga 🥰
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Neeeed someone to do Emily Gilmore on snatch game
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I’m so ready for Control Resonant to come out like it looks amazing
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Debra Messing's about to start hitting people with her car.
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Couldn’t wait til Wednesday ♥️
Picte of me in a mirror showing off my booty and thigh Another picture of me in a mirror cropped at my crotch. You can see a dogwood flower tattoo on my chest
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Love playing “who here is gay?” at a new gym!
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
😭😭
Alan Cumming dressed like he’s Xenon if she were a 61 year old man with a bunch of hair ties and a blue poncho
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
The socks did, in fact, stay on
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Amber on Love is Blind season 10 I’m so sorry I doubted you in the pods!! You’re a queen!!
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Is this modesty?
Mirror selfie in underwear and a sweatshirt with my glasses on :)
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Omg bloomfie winked at me through my car window from the street hi girlieeee 🥰
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Dré @jotomami.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
That’s a wrap on MAL weekend!
Bloomfies @saderbrioli, @clammio and @discomami!Image of the snout of a pup mask!Past winners of leather competitions at the Mid Atlantic 2026 Mr. Leather competition A decorative uncut cock hanging from the curling. It appears it can be mounted cowboy style!
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This FCF feels extra feral. The spirit of MAL is in the air 😌
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Eileen Gaye @bradytbh.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Loooove soup
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Claudio 🫰🏼 @clammio.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
We’ve never seen Travis Kelce’s mom and Bruce Vilanch in the same room at the same time. Just sayingggg
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