dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All this country knows how to do is get more expensive 🫠 2110
Reposted by dave (งツ)วദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ @pedalski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026overworked and overfucked at the same time is kinda wild 091
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Waited FOUR YEARS for my sister to finally agree to go to Thailand, only to find out she’s now planning to go without me. I’m actually sick.static.klipy.comJoker Clown Makeup Transformation MemeALT: Joker Clown Makeup Transformation Meme 2110
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If my neighbor doesn’t use his damn drill at least once a week, I think he’ll die 3140
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026God put the G spot in men’s asses so they could be gay, but made bottom prep so gays wouldn’t just be fucking like rabbits 24/7 everywhere 1190
Reposted by dave (งツ)ว🌻🇵🇸 @sunflowerboy777.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every single night I pray that my spine is sitting right 2221
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It’s fall, which means going from hanging out naked at home to hanging out in just a tshirt 1221
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Games that shaped me - or at least had a big impact (This list could be so much longer, but these are definitely among the ones I hyperfixated on the most) 2150
Reposted by dave (งツ)วSyrop @syrooop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Let the deep stretching session begin...😳 (4) 52006308
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Someone complimented my dick in the gym locker room this morning. I was so caught off guard I just stood there speechless for a solid two minutes 🧍🏻♂️ 5390
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Next month is going to be so expensive, I’m already scared 060
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I keep falling asleep on my balcony. My back hates mestatic.klipy.comALT: 090
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you're friends with me and you decide to go to Europa Park without inviting me, I'll take that as an invitation for me to end your life 1120
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Minecraft Today, Minecraft Tomorrow, Minecraft Forever 2100
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It could be worse. It could always be worse. For example, you could have kids in your 20s. 1130
Reposted by dave (งツ)วeggipus @eggipus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just a side effect of wearing a cosmic void cape, you know how it is 🫠 6785120
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Lanterns is so good! Thank God the Snyderverse got obliterated 161
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I wish Bluesky would separate posts and reposts on profiles already 1180
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026If Genshin & HSR were ever to collab, The Herta and/or Kafka better be the characters to join Genshin 340
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Something about a 30-40 year old dad dressed in streetwear just gives me the hotsstatic.klipy.comSabrina Carpenter BlondeALT: Sabrina Carpenter Blonde 2160
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A few years ago, I had sex with a content creator who has since become quite huge. Now every time one of his videos pops up on my TL, I get the craziest flashbacks 1170
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sushi night out with bloomfs… that would be the dream 2140
Reposted by dave (งツ)วdwreck @d-wreck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Jerk your worthless circumcised penis 4423
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026All that in 11 pulls… Oh okay, WuWa! You missed me missed me for real 2170
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It pisses me off when you tell people your type, and suddenly they think that’s the only standard you’re going by. But no bitch, I can find a specific group of people more attractive and still fuck with any kind of person 3160
dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Just tried a gluten-free burger for the first time and yep, no thank you. I’d rather live with the pain 😭 2171