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dave (งツ)ว

@nonoehe.bsky.social
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27 | bi | 6’1” | ♑️ |🇨🇭🇵🇹 | exclusively partnered sometimes nerdy, sometimes horny linktr.ee/nonoehe

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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 19h
*pumps a load into you as a friend*
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning #humpday
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning #humpday
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
why would they do this
senator john kennedy holds up thirst traps of hasan piker looking sexy while senator eric schmitt looks on, smug at his accomplishment of reminding us of the gay agenda
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All this country knows how to do is get more expensive 🫠
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He still fits in so well
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A joint, sex, then food is the best
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ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ @pedalski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
overworked and overfucked at the same time is kinda wild
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This angle always does something to me
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Waited FOUR YEARS for my sister to finally agree to go to Thailand, only to find out she’s now planning to go without me. I’m actually sick.
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Joker Clown Makeup Transformation Meme
ALT: Joker Clown Makeup Transformation Meme
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If my neighbor doesn’t use his damn drill at least once a week, I think he’ll die
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God put the G spot in men’s asses so they could be gay, but made bottom prep so gays wouldn’t just be fucking like rabbits 24/7 everywhere
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Sighmon @sighmonsayss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
woke4woke
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🌻🇵🇸 @sunflowerboy777.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every single night I pray that my spine is sitting right
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For instance:
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s fall, which means going from hanging out naked at home to hanging out in just a tshirt
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Games that shaped me - or at least had a big impact (This list could be so much longer, but these are definitely among the ones I hyperfixated on the most)
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am are Pokémon Platinum Version, Tomb Raider: Legend, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Inazuma Eleven 2: Blizzard, Minecraft, Asura’s Wrath, The Last of Us, Overwatch and Minecraft
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☀️ @vamospeat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
happy first day of fall!
gay giving head under a ghost costume
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh muffin, it’s so hard being you
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Syrop @syrooop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Let the deep stretching session begin...😳 (4)
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someone complimented my dick in the gym locker room this morning. I was so caught off guard I just stood there speechless for a solid two minutes 🧍🏻‍♂️
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Next month is going to be so expensive, I’m already scared
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
THE HOT ITALIAN MATH TEACHER IS ON OF NOW ?!?!?!
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I keep falling asleep on my balcony. My back hates me
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ALT:
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you're friends with me and you decide to go to Europa Park without inviting me, I'll take that as an invitation for me to end your life
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Bara Yaoi 🔞 @barayaoicum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First Twilight marathon of the season done
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Minecraft Today, Minecraft Tomorrow, Minecraft Forever
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It could be worse. It could always be worse. For example, you could have kids in your 20s.
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eggipus @eggipus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just a side effect of wearing a cosmic void cape, you know how it is 🫠
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Butts & Stuff @oceanblip.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lanterns is so good! Thank God the Snyderverse got obliterated
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm going to try to let my hair grow out
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wish Bluesky would separate posts and reposts on profiles already
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“whose pussy is this?" girl thats my bootyhole
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Varesa, you’re finally coming home 🙌🏼
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pov : you’re sexting with spider-man
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Genuinely wtf is this game
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sex with someone who has an attic bedroom
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If Genshin & HSR were ever to collab, The Herta and/or Kafka better be the characters to join Genshin
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Something about a 30-40 year old dad dressed in streetwear just gives me the hots
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Sabrina Carpenter Blonde
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
gm
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A few years ago, I had sex with a content creator who has since become quite huge. Now every time one of his videos pops up on my TL, I get the craziest flashbacks
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sushi night out with bloomfs… that would be the dream
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Going to sleep drunk and dick drained
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dwreck @d-wreck.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jerk your worthless circumcised penis
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyway, happy #fcf guys
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All that in 11 pulls… Oh okay, WuWa! You missed me missed me for real
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It pisses me off when you tell people your type, and suddenly they think that’s the only standard you’re going by. But no bitch, I can find a specific group of people more attractive and still fuck with any kind of person
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dave (งツ)ว @nonoehe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Just tried a gluten-free burger for the first time and yep, no thank you. I’d rather live with the pain 😭
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