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Flecktarn Van Zandt

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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 2h
Using a first responder discount as a search and rescue volunteer
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's funny that there are people on this planet that think they have more sauce than I do
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
3:38pm on a Friday
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Mald Guy's Intense Gaze
ALT: Mald Guy's Intense Gaze
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sliwa getting a flu shot: This could be very embarrassing. I’m supposed to be a tough guy, right? Mamdani: I can hold your hand. Sliwa: What happens if I faint? Mamdani: I got you. Doctor: You’re in great hands, literally. New Yorkers can find free flu shots and locations at nyc.gov/healthmap
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
random acts of violence like this are disproportionately committed by severely emotionally disturbed people who incinerate the social contract required for urban living we really need to be more proactive in forcing people like this to get treatment before they hurt themselves or someone else
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
White people love giving their kids themed names
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Atrazine can indeed change the sex of frogs and can lead to population decline in them. It just so happens to be that banning alrazine in the US is only popular among Democrats
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
UNUSUAL ITEMS IRL
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Forgive me father for I have done something not trauma informed
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I should make a compilation of these memes to present to the PTA when people start whining about gay romance novels grooming kids
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Idc what anybody else says wasps are cool as hell
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You think people in the first half of the 20th century were saying this about John Browning?
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Mikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
GODDAMN IT THIS IS AMERICA
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This one really owned the libs
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Most guns don't actually die, they just become someone else's project that is referred to as "the device"
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He just like me fr
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nobody is talking about the 9/11 termite conspiracy
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
MAGAts are so out of touch that they think $1500 for rent is something affordable for the average American
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THANK YOU TRUMP I have seen fewer gas guzzling wreck less driving coal rolling knuckleheads on the road lately GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is what hideo kojima was going on about I think
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bill, hank, dale, boomhauer
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Centrists and the right are trying to use Hasanabi like the Democrats tried to expose project 2025. It's funny because they totally forget that voters did not give a shit about project 2025 despite it being a real problem
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is an interfaith household. Bless up or go back to reddit.
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Number go up
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I want what he's on
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The immortal dairy cow that is still being milked after 25 years
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Central Oregon hicks never beating the stinky allegations
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Happy second amendment day! Just added this to my collection
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𝒰𝓁𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝐻𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓇 @latenightnelly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
US manufacturers don’t even try to accuse China of spyware anymore they just look at you like this
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Every day I'm on this app I'm reminded that I live under a reddit occupied government
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/09/2026
Homer protecting his sugar
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
America really lost something when hicks turned in their collars shirt and jackets for tshirts and hoodies
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Discount Whiskey @discountwhiskey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Like father, like son #tf2
The Spy from Team Fortress 2 is wearing a hot dog costume and saying “we’re all trying to find the guy who did this” like the I Think You Should Leave sketch by Tim Robinson. Behind him is a sapped sentry and an engineer with his arms crossed.  

Idk if the title makes sense but I was trying to reference how the scout also wore a hot dog costume in the tf2 comics.
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I've been waiting so long for this account to post a town I've been to
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I should be a white guy with dreads for Halloween
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If you're gonna fight, fight like you're in line at the Love's bathroom and you ate Wendy's chili just 10 minutes ago. And brother, your bowels are trembling.
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's actually insane right wingers still don't understand how the USA backed Rhodesia. Straight up falling for a 60 year old CIA lie
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
New chasen Wayne album is a whopping 17 tracks this is gonna heal my soul
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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following paramount leaders to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
A 4x4 grid of official portraits of Comrade Xi Jinping, general secretary of the Chinese Communist Party and the wellspring of political thought from which all correct poasting flows, regardless of language, platform or verifications status.
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The white genocide in South Africa has gotten so bad that they need to be paid to migrate. SAD!
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cops are hear to protect your ass
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
How many beers will it take for me to forget everything that happened today
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columbologist @columbologist.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ok but how else are you supposed to know someone is single and 25 if they're not covered head to toe in cinnamon
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Flecktarn Van Zandt @cl8onrob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If I died and somebody posted an AI generated image of my going to heaven I would kill myself on the spot
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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