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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

PANDA FACT: Zoological research shows that Pandas thrive when national security secrets are loudly discussed in their vicinity.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We said we might be into it but asked to borrow some F35s and Virginia class attack subs for test drives first. Happy to provide a credit card number if you need a security deposit.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ANALYSTS: America’s serial ideological purges of top military officers have thinned the upper ranks of talent.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A few vigorous struggle sessions and ten years in an unheated northern prison eating broken-rice and cockroach gruel would strengthen comrade Fetterman's political loyalties conspicuously. It worked on our uncles.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Central government of the People's Republic of China reported to have no official position on Hasan Piker.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Long live invincible Mao Zedong thought.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following paramount leaders to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.

A 4x4 grid of official portraits of Comrade Xi Jinping, general secretary of the Chinese Communist Party and the wellspring of political thought from which all correct poasting flows, regardless of language, platform or verifications status.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

How many dashes does that take, comrade? Do you have enough or did you already use them up on Greenland?

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Our mistresses’ lapdogs are having their anuses waxed on whatever day comrade Colby is available, and we have to be there for moral support. Bad luck.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

If you can‘t vanish mysteriously for two or three weeks and spark a flurry of health or coup rumors before reappearing in a triumphant propaganda photo spread conducting a provincial agricultural inspection, can you even call yourself a leader? www.nytimes.com/2026/07/08/u...

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Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear Demands Health Update on Mitch McConnell

Senator Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized since June 14. Speculation about his health has spread in recent days.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

NEWS: Candidate for Senator of US province of Maine, Graham Platner, reveals new tattoo.

Candidate for senator for the US province of Maine, shirtless, shows off new, politically acceptable tattoo of Comrade Xi Jinping in place of prior controversial tattoo of Nazi "totenkopf" symbol.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Agree with comrade Trump. US citizens are welcome, but should be good.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Shrimp widely considered third most bourgeois shellfish, after oysters and whelks.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Renovated reflecting pool in Washington, DC expected to draw admirers from countless nations and territories.

《严明政治纪律，自觉维护党的团结统一》（2013年1月22日）这是习近平同志在中共第十八届中央纪律检查委员会第二次全体会议上讲话的一部分。文中指出：我们党是靠革命理想和铁的纪律组织起来的马克思主义政党，纪律严明是党的光荣传统和独特优势。严明党的纪律，首要的就是严明政治纪律。政治纪律是最重要、最根本、最关键的纪律，遵守党的政治纪律是遵守党的全部纪律的重要基础。强调：党章是我们党的总章程、总规矩。严明政治纪律就要从遵守和维护党章入手。遵守党的政治纪律，最核心的，就是坚持党的领导，同党中央保持高度一致，自觉维护中央权威。

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

All reflecting pools in Beijing reported to be competently administered and free of unsightly contaminants.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

OFFICIAL: Congratulations extended to Islamic Republic of Iran for comprehensive humiliation of imperialist forces.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

NEWS IN PHOTOS: China’s President Xi Jinping greets foreign dignitary.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Brb. Sending our mistresses to Hong Kong for a week of shopping and draining all the hot tubs in Beijing for “maintenance.”

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Plan for Bolivarian States of America welcomed.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

We don't understand. What good are judges that aren't political actors?

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Oh no! Our sinister plan to undermine America by impairing the judgment of a handful of morose leftist shitposters has been discovered!

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Kash Patel radiating big Wang Lijun vibes. Keep an eye on the embassies, American friends.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

“Military grade venting” is what happens to us when we eat too much Guizhou cuisine.

A “truth social” post from Donald Trump that reads:

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
The out of control Trump Hating, Washington, D.C. District Court Judge, who doesn't want to accept a $400 Million Dollar GIFT of one of the most beautiful Ballrooms anywhere in the World, desperately needed by the White House and its future Presidents (Due to time constraints, I will barely get to use it!), wants me to build the "underground" portion of the Ballroom, without the
"above ground" portion, but the underground doesn't work, isn't necessary, and would indeed be useless, without the above ground sections. The underground portion is wedded to, and serves, the upper portion, including the Bomb Shelters, a State of the Art Hospital and Medical Facilities, Protective Partitioning, Top Secret Military Installations, Structures, and Equipment, Protective Missile Resistant Steel, Columns, Roofs, and Beams, Drone Proof Ceilings and Roofs, Military Grade Venting, and Bullet, Ballistic, and Blast Proof Glass. It's all tied together as one big, expensive, and very complex unit, which is vital for National Security and Military Operations of the United States of America!
The Judge's decision, which doesn't even discuss the vital subject of STANDING, of which the plaintiff has none, severely jeopardizes the lives and welfare of the people who work, and will be working, at the White House - including all future Presidents of the United States, and their families. President
DONALD J. TRUMP
1.18k ReTruths 3.61k Likes
Apr 16, 2026 at 1:05 PM

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

JD Vance widely considered “most influential” American Vice President.

A very sad portrait of two capitalist losers in blue suits.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

BREAKING: President Trump unveils "triumphal arch" design for US capital of Washington, DC.

A rendering of a white triumphal arch against a blue sky dappled with clouds. A gold statue of Winged Victory stands astride the arch. Twin portraits of Comrade Xi Jinping gaze serenely from the columns on either side, underscoring that victory belongs to the Party alone. Across the top of the arch is a red banner declaring in Chinese, "Long Live the Chinese Communist Party." It is truly a monument to spire men to greatness and bring women to tears. Or maybe the other way around. We're not really sure.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Our compounding pharmacies make effective medications for premature victory. Fax us for a price list. No prescription required!

Donald J. Trump ®
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@realDonaldTrump
The Wall Street Journal, one of the worst and most inaccurate "Editorial Boards" in the World, stated that I "declared premature victory in Iran." Actually, it is a Victory, and there's nothing "premature" about it!
Because of me, IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON and, very quickly, you'll see Oil start flowing, with or without the help of Iran and, to me, it makes no difference, either way. The Wall Street Journal will, as usual, live to eat their words. They are always quick to criticize, but never to admit when they're wrong, which is most of the time! President
DONALD J. TRUMP
53 ReTruths 195 Likes
4/9/26, 2:28 PM

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Glad to hear it! How are the opium prices these days?

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Honestly, this is what we’ve always called it around the office.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

“Important new job in the private sector” is a euphemism for “remanded to a black prison,” right? Like when we say “invited for tea” but mean “interrogated.”

Pam Bondi is a Great American Patriot and a loyal friend, who faithfully served as my Attorney General over the past year. Pam did a tremendous job overseeing a massive crackdown in Crime across our Country, with Murders plummeting to their lowest level since 1900. We love Pam, and she will be transitioning to a much needed and important new job in the private sector, to be announced at a date in the near future, and our Deputy Attorney General, and a very talented and respected Legal Mind, Todd Blanche, will step in to serve as Acting Attorney General. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J.
TRUMP
275 ReTruths 864 Likes
Apr 02, 2026, 10:17 AM

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

We’re reluctant to say this about capitalist propaganda organ The Economist, but… Fact check: True.

A cover for arch-capitalist rag The Economist, featuring a blurry Donald Trump in the foreground, bloviating through a cavernously open mouth, and, in the background, a serene and measured comrade Xi Jinping, smiling faintly. The headline is: “Never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake.”

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Why mortgage your own credibility as paramount leader? Send commissar Miller to intimidate the justices. That way, if they rule against you, you have another convenient layer to purge.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

SPONSOR MESSAGE: Ass kicked by Iran? Laobaigan! Remember: "When the shit hits the fan, there's always Laobaigan!"™

A large plastic jug of unfathomably cheap liquor bracketed by the slogan: "When the shit hits the fan, there's always Laobaigan!" To drink such liquor, one must truly be at the end of joy and hope. You have failed irredeemably and have no choice to take solace in the loving embrace of white spirit oblivion. Fare thee well, traveler!

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

American friends strongly urged to never mention Sun Tzu again.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

This is false consciousness. Call us when it shows signs of socialism.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

NEWS ANALYSIS: Imperialist warmongers mongering imperialist war.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Amateur stuff. Back in the Hu Jintao days we had a toilet that flushed Wuliangye.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

EXPERTS: When you have real power, the degenerate sex island comes to you.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

So-called "March for billionaires" not observed in People's Republic of China.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

EXPERTS: “Melania“ documentary not flattering enough.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

OFFICIAL: US central government urged to respect human rights in restive northern province of Minnesota.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

OFFICIAL: US central government urged to respect human rights in restive northern province of Minnesota.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Honestly, respect for comrade Rodriguez. She played the imperialists like a cheap erhu and cashiered her predecessor so hard that the fleas in his prison cell are embarrassed to be seen with him.

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The Relevant Organs @relevantorgans.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Why haven’t these auditoriums been booked out by the Party for mandatory elementary school group viewings? Isn’t that what the school busses are for? Do the Americans know nothing of the film business?

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