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C-joy

@cjoyre.bsky.social
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Implementing my sinister agenda one laugh at a time.

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C-joy @cjoyre.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Has anyone verified that competent people will be in charge of the 250 fireworks?
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
BREAKING: Police releases photo of the criminal who vandalized the Reflecting Pool:
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C-joy @cjoyre.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I can also get behind "Republican'ts" but to be brutally honest, I would swap the "a" for a "u".
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Pegs @pegoidal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
bsky.app/profile/two1...
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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Trump is a math genius: He divides the country. He subtracts jobs He adds to the national debt He multiplies the embarrassment on the world stage. #USDemocracy
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Ha! Very interesting! 🤣🤣
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Christopher Ramsay 🇮🇪🇪🇺🇺🇦🌻🇬🇱 @iotechris.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social is very well read. I wonder has he seen this new title?
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The stories & photos from today’s voting rights marches in Alabama deserve to be seen by people who weren’t able to stand there in person. If this piece moves you, please share it widely & help make sure these voices aren’t lost in the noise of a crowded news cycle. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...
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Selma Rejects Jim Crow 2.0
Half of the population in Dallas County, Alabama, where Selma is located, was African American in 1965.
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Human☮ @4humanunity.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Here you go DNC. You're welcome.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"Democratic governors and state legislators need to realize that this is no longer about fairness; it’s about fighting back so that they are not engineered out of the House forever. And I get that Dems don’t have the stomach for this kind of warfare--- find it."
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C-joy @cjoyre.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Not to brag, but I have fireflies in my yard right now 🥰
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Paul Lander @paullander.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Jeff Bezos ‘selling $500m superyacht because it attracts too much attention’. If he had Prime he could have just returned it within 30 days.
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
😂🤣😂
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Wes Smith Ω 🧢 @wessmith123.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
….and zero marbles.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Which is the backwards country now, United States?
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 28/04/2026
Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe
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Ariaa® @ariaa.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Once he's dead and gone what will we all talk about? 😏
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When children are shot in their classrooms, all politicians can offer are thoughts and prayers. When a shooting happens near them, they demand a $350 million golden ballroom to protect themselves.
Don't normalize a system that protects power more than it protects children.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
No ballroom for trump, give him some thoughts and prayers and a bulletproof backpack. That's what schoolchildren get.
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NPR @npr.org · 26/04/2026
With school choice programs ascendant not just in Iowa but across the U.S., Cedar Rapids offers a preview of who wins and who loses when education meets the free market.
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School choice is booming in Iowa. Are students better off?
With school choice programs ascendant not just in Iowa but across the U.S., Cedar Rapids offers a preview of who wins and who loses when education meets the free market.
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🌊 DudeTheyreOnToMe 24:7🌊 @dancinginthestreet.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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C-joy @cjoyre.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Thank you to the only one who offers to help with the laundry! #Caturday #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky
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Arnold Böcklin 💙 @arnoldbocklin36606.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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C-joy @cjoyre.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Congressional Medal of Honor to the person who shouts "Wake the f#ck up @sshole" when this happens next. And a cookie.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
FYI: @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social account has been restored. 👏
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Haha! Kash and his lawsuit only made things worse. His new name J. Edgar Boozer.
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Hari Kunzru @harikunzru.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Whoever called the faction of the press who still want to attend the White House Correspondents Dinner the ‘Access of Evil’ I salute you
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SassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
"This is an important thing to think about."
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Leila Brillson @leilza.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Ohwoisme @kmohwoisme.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
"Dear America" letters from people who work at the besieged US Department of Housing and Urban Development: dearamericaletters.org
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Cartoonist: Andrew Winters
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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History Scientist @historyscientist.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Low information voters is one thing. Low information presidents are much worse.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/04/2026
The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 18/04/2026
When you skip leg day but overcompensate with leg presence.
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Food banks are not part of a safety net. they are proof we do not have a safety net.
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Young Malayan tapirs sport a stunning pattern of brown and white that helps them blend into the forest. Watch them transform as they grow at Point Defiance Zoo in Tacoma.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Haha 🤣
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Do you have an idea of how we could solve the Black maternal mortality crisis if we can't say 'Black?'" I could watch Democratic House Rep. Summer Lee bat around RFK Jr. all day. She's magnificent.
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W.M. @minuteman04.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
If Hillary Clinton had to testify under oath to Congress about Epstein, why the hell hasn't Melania been brought in? Certainly far more connections to Jeffrey.
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Jonathan C Slaght @jonathanslaght.com · 17/04/2026
"There is a nationwide warrant for [ICE agent] Morgan's arrest as he faces two second-degree assault charges" in Minnesota. Good - finally some semblance of accountability for ICE - hopefully more on the way. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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ICE agent charged for pulling gun on motorists, Minnesota prosecutor says
There is a nationwide warrant for the agent's arrest as he faces two second-degree assault charges filed by state prosecutors.
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FixNews ⛵ 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 🇬🇱 🇮🇷 🇨🇺 🇲🇽 🇱🇧 ☮️Born Again Atheist @fixnewsplease.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Remember this fuck when his name comes on the ballot.
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God @thegodshow.com · 17/04/2026
Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
🤨🤨
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