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Hisstopher Bones

@cjiswingingit.bsky.social
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Writer and editor; latest work is editorial on "Upstate" by Stephen Pellnat. Send me a message for collaborations!

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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 3h
Yea it's a great album! They haven't lost a step
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 20h
I wish that things which are bad and insane would stop happening for a bit
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This entire damn website
An Achewood Panel where Roast Beef is furiously typing “Sorry I played it huffy on the phone/It’s just that society did my nerves up wretched.”
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you are planning to monitor ICE on the ground in California, especially San Diego and LA, and you want company, please hmu.
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Them Bones Buckets of Bones This Time They're Warm Bones Bones-a-Million The Book Features Bones I Just Like Bones
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Im One Of The Good Ones
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is there a metaphor. Who can say
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fun wwii fact, nazis rapidly ran out of blood transfusions on the battlefield bc their state forbade them from accepting "impure" blood in their blood banks
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Today I learned where the name of a band I love (The Durruti Column) came from
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Im stopping the thread before I fedpost
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The sexual violence, family violence etc is the movement. It is what they believe in and exult in enforcing
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think it was when I read a story as a teen about some dem candidates pet being found dead on their lawn with "liberal" carved into it that I realized Both Sides was abject bullshit. Liberals and leftists do fucked up things but almost never as a form of ideological praxis
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Republicans need to be stopped and it needs to happen however it needs to happen immediately
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
back from being suspended for threatening violence against Cornell, a series of buildings that have no feelings 👍
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is it normal to feel like u live in an early 90s Vertigo comic that doesnt have a final issue
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Creepypasta as governance
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of the ways the media shows which side they prefer, is which politicians they quote uncharitably out-of-context and which they clean up for even when what they actually say and do is offensive (the Biden story ran on the front page less than a week before the 24 election)
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I cannot stress enough that ICE is acting the way cops have acted for years. These are just "starlight tours" for Indigenous teens applied to the rest of the population.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hot girl shit is protected under the first amendment actually Angela
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am again not saying he can never be forgiven or redeemed. Im saying when someones known to have done something like this it's everyone else's right to not want to be a part of whatever they're doing
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine what the sexual assault must have been for the college to have taken what minimal action it did. Imagine how unambiguous and overt it must have been for the dean to be like "yeah he cant be associated with us" Now Imagine thinking that matters less than yr fondness for his thoughts on games
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The thread attached to the numbnuts i quoted makes me want to stick a blowtorch in my ear like I haven't felt in a while
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
YOU GUYS STINK
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Steve Rogers: Homunculus
Captain America in Midnight Suns with the weirdest body you or I have ever seen
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Ella Dawson @brosandprose.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
"I keep thinking about those women who faced the wrath of their community, of everyone they cared about, to say that they were violently raped by a famous man with even more famous friends." I wrote about Danny Masterson, Ashton Kutcher, and Mila Kunis.
patreon.com
A Convicted Rapist and His Famous Friends | Patreon
Official Post from Ella Dawson
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Mclusky Do Dallas" is one of those albums I need to listen to as soon as I remember it. Not like "I should revisit that joint again," like im blasting "Lightsaber Cocksucking Blues" then and there or I'm walking home in silence
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 03/10/2026
UPDATED: The Trump administration’s push for mass deportations has now resulted in more than 83,000 challenges in federal court from immigrants claiming their detention is illegal. We are continuing to track the increase in these cases:
projects.propublica.org
Tracking the Historic Rise of Habeas Cases Filed by Detained Immigrants
ProPublica is tracking the historic rise in challenges filed by immigrants claiming their detention is illegal.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
being a rapist isn’t primarily a craft problem but it is a craft problem for every type of art. if a guy bulldozes women’s consent it is going to show up as a problem in his work one way or another
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 03/10/2026
While I've often felt like an outsider in this industry, I have never felt so unsafe. Witnessing a near giddy bumrush to forgive a literal stranger on behalf of a nameless, voiceless victim, because people created a parasocial image of someone being "one of the good ones," is genuinely terrifying.
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 03/10/2026
even entirely devoid of further context, the fact that a YouTube video can be 20 years old just hit us like a sledgehammer
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Jane Hammons @janehammons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A little taste of Albuquerque Zine Fest: excellent vibes
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"No one quite survived that war" is one of my new favorite sentences I think
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My ex once told me she was busking by hula-hooping in Austin and Danny Trejo gave her twenty ass bucks and started swiveling alongside her for the photo op. Like way to support The People clout chasing Self Made Mr Moneybags motherfucker
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
anyway the atlantic has done an incalculable amount of harm to the trans community through soft power "just asking questions" journalism since 2018 and i do not like anyone who has done anything for them it's crazy that cis people are allowed to write about us "objectively" isn't it?
transphobic atlantic cover that also warns about a pandemic
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know. The evil woman who's never right has said something cruel and objectively incorrect. Somehow, there are still ppl who need this specific PSA about this specific person
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shoe is a braindead lying pickme ghoul exhibit number 64946396 youtu.be/wzdWYoK-JH0?...
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Michael Tracey, Shoe0nHead, Cornell
YouTube video by Edgier Than Thou
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Im reminded of my favorite All That skit where the tooth fairy leaves a quarter for a kid and he yells "what am I supposed to do with this, buy a grape???"
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dr. Strange is written as a deeply annoying asshole that no one else likes. Like every Marvel character is annoying but everyone is telling doc to shut the fuck up and it's really funny. Again, paradoxically, this game is at its best when the annoying writing is intentional and not incidental
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Marvel Midnight Suns gets a little too much smoke for it's writing but truly only a little. The worst lines in this game are excruciating, however the literal first thing that happens in it made me laugh out loud nonironically. And it's unfortunately extremely fun and addicting to play
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You cannot build a happy private life in a corrupt society any more than you can build a house in a muddy ditch." --Heda Margoulis Kovaly, "Under a Cruel Star"
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David Howe @monolithfiji.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If this is legal, it needs to be made illegal. There is clearly something broken when clear monopolies are allowed to flourish. The fact that this is inherently a right-wing operation is beside the point, NO company should have this much power over media. This is going to be a bloodbath for workers
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He can stay too
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wastrelmaxxing
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who are the good white rappers at this point. Is it literally just EL-P
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Avengers and the Deathly Hallows
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The dim bulbs who made Cap Civil War also said that movie was like Fargo
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 02/10/2026
first SNL wall of death?
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why call them psychoanalysts when you could call them Jung Adults
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Hisstopher Bones @cjiswingingit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow, u think this guy sucks for his crimes and sins? U are a prison warden
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