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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I forget why I made this, but if I wait long enough, I'm sure that memory will come.
A cover of Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot crudely and artisanaly edited to be retitled as "Waiting for Owlbear." One of the characters has been replaced with an Owlbear.
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Looking forward to seeing The Man From N.A.N.T.U.C.K.E.T. (2029, dir. Guy Ritchie)
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is only marginally more Wyoming-like in the original, before they recolored it for reprints, but at least isn't immediately confusing.
Superman staring at a map that is at least somewhat Wyoming-like.
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Superman's rarely seen power of Blank Square Wyoming Identification.
A picture of Superman staring at a blank green rectangle and assuming that it simply must be Wyoming.
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The roofers working on the house next door and constantly yelling angrily at each other, which is a bit distracting, BUT one of them also has the theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm set as their ringtone and they keep getting calls, which punctuates that perfectly, so it all balances out.
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
[continued on next burger]
The treaty of Westphalia in burger logo format.
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
[continued on next burger]
The treaty of Westphalia in burger logo format.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The number of NIH competitive awards is down 50% from 2025, and down ~70% from prior years. Even if they catch up by the end of the year, only wealthy institutions can bridge these huge funding gaps.They're killing science-and violating the constitution-by weaponizing the bureaucracy
figure showing the trends I detail in the tweet text
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Finally, closure.
An ai prompt answering a question about strawberries
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Finally, closure.
An ai prompt answering a question about strawberries
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I'm always saying this
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
AI boosters: LLMs will revolutionize everything LLM that made this Valentine card my kid received: pigs have five legs right? Five sounds right. Let's go with five legs. A pig like this, you don't draw all at once.
A valentine's day card with a picture of a pig with five legs.
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Love to sit down and jam to classic '80s musician Gustav Holst. Algorythms!
A screenshot of a Spotify auto-generated playlist purporting to show music from the 1980s with a cover photo of decidedly non-1980s musician Gustav host (presumably because there's an album recorded in the '80s of his music)
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Backgrounded by the dulcet tones of laughing Blippis: "Dad I can't see the TV!" Try moving yourself or whatever is in the way. "I moved and I still can't see!" What's in the way? "An 'unexpected playback error'" (the video had cut out) From the mouth of babes, {an unexpected playback error}
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Don't trust dogs to carry glassware; the first rule of lab safety, and, the first rule of Lab safety.
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Mark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The first two hours this morning
A old advert that has the words What the heck is Electronic Mail? With a man looking very scared by a sparkling trail flying around his desk
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Is the oscillating tool I bought this year my favorite tool of the year? I go back and forth on it.
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"At last, we have invented the False Vacation Memory Chip, from the classic Philip K. Dick story 'Don't Invent A False Vacation Memory Chip' (that's not how we recall the moral of the story anyway)"
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Revisiting a classic from my childhood at my own kid's insistence, and I now (hours later) regretfully see why my parents never wanted to play this (they were thrilled to play games, just not this one: "it will take hours and we won't finish, and also it's 95% luck and what isn't luck is bad").
A photograph of a board game board and a dice turned to 8, from the game "Key to the Kingdom"
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Darren Mooney @darrenmooney.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Working on a theory: #Andor is gnostic “Star Wars.” It is the Gospel of St. Thomas of “Star Wars”, where the Force is inside us, and all around us, not in Jedi Temples of wood and stone. The Force is our connection to others, and the fire that we fuel guiding others forward.
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a man in a black vest stands in front of a glass door
ALT: a man in a black vest stands in front of a glass door
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Hot take: pie from a windowsill
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The GOP eyeing the economy like, "we've already had first Brexit, but what about *second* Brexit?"
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Nilo @nilo.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
There is of course one correct course of action with this unnecessary section of I-95: tear it down.
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Very apropos that "centered" here is actually way off to the right side
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
How the morning is going: trolled myself by accident playing "liked songs" on shuffle and spent a few minutes investigating why my headphones weren't working.
A screenshot of Spotify shown playing John cage's famously silent song.
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Thinking he's Keynes, when actually he's channeling another luminary from the distant path of 1993.
A screengrab from the season 5, episode 8 1993 episode of "the Simpsons" showing the titular character, Homer Simpson, realizing that money can be exchanged for goods and or services, making it a viable medium of exchange for the efficient trading of goods (and or services).
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Jane Liebschutz, MD MPH (she/her) @liebschutz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
All NIH study sections canceled indefinitely. This will halt science and devastate research budgets in universities.
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Pro: set my doorbell to "spooky sounds mode" for spooky season Con: forgot I had done that and spooked myself. Pro: FedEx actually rang the bell! Con: neighbor's package. Pro: nice to help a neighbor! Con: also forgot to tell anyone else about spooky sounds mode Pro: everyone spooked (gently)
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
This remains my explanation for why technology doesn't change between the High Republic / Acolyte era, and the sequel trilogy era, over centuries: capital tied up in exploited droid labor and nobility. Star Wars is science fiction that asks, "what if an entire galaxy never invented economics?"
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ceej @ceej.online · 01/05/2024
*holding up a heavy chain* Outside agitators are bringing these dangerous items into the city. Just last night one of them was floating at the foot of my bed, waving this around, and warning me that the chains we forge in life weigh heavy on us in death. I assume he was talking about someone else
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 27/04/2024
Have you considered semaphore?
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 29/12/2023
"Dr. Child, will the doctors be able to help the patient recover?" "No dad, it's only a Lego city." Me and, presumably, the patient: 😱
A Lego hospital, with a patient on a bed and two doctors in attendance.
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
A movie no one ever talks about - it might not even be THAT good - but you still love it. filmsky 📽️🎬 Star Wars (1977) fun Hidden Fortress remake with a scifi twist made by a still green George Lucas (his 3rd movie) A lesser Alec Guiness vehicle but Peter Cushing is great in this piece of 70s pulp
an alien walks thru a hallwaya spaceman and spacewoman making space dinner2 gentlemen having a discussionmr peepers takes a look
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cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
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