cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I forget why I made this, but if I wait long enough, I'm sure that memory will come. 010
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Looking forward to seeing The Man From N.A.N.T.U.C.K.E.T. (2029, dir. Guy Ritchie) 010
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Superman's rarely seen power of Blank Square Wyoming Identification. 120
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 06/05/2026The roofers working on the house next door and constantly yelling angrily at each other, which is a bit distracting, BUT one of them also has the theme song to Curb Your Enthusiasm set as their ringtone and they keep getting calls, which punctuates that perfectly, so it all balances out. 110
Reposted by @cjelli.bsky.socialcjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 05/05/2026[continued on next burger] 011
Reposted by @cjelli.bsky.socialPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The number of NIH competitive awards is down 50% from 2025, and down ~70% from prior years. Even if they catch up by the end of the year, only wealthy institutions can bridge these huge funding gaps.They're killing science-and violating the constitution-by weaponizing the bureaucracy 8215157
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 01/04/2026This author has chosen to make their posts visible only to people who are signed in. 050
Reposted by @cjelli.bsky.socialcjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Finally, closure. 072
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 13/02/2026AI boosters: LLMs will revolutionize everything LLM that made this Valentine card my kid received: pigs have five legs right? Five sounds right. Let's go with five legs. A pig like this, you don't draw all at once. 100
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Love to sit down and jam to classic '80s musician Gustav Holst. Algorythms! 040
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Backgrounded by the dulcet tones of laughing Blippis: "Dad I can't see the TV!" Try moving yourself or whatever is in the way. "I moved and I still can't see!" What's in the way? "An 'unexpected playback error'" (the video had cut out) From the mouth of babes, {an unexpected playback error} 030
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Don't trust dogs to carry glassware; the first rule of lab safety, and, the first rule of Lab safety. 000
Reposted by @cjelli.bsky.socialMark Reel @markreel.bsky.social · 05/01/2026The first two hours this morning 3666041347
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Is the oscillating tool I bought this year my favorite tool of the year? I go back and forth on it. 110
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Revisiting a classic from my childhood at my own kid's insistence, and I now (hours later) regretfully see why my parents never wanted to play this (they were thrilled to play games, just not this one: "it will take hours and we won't finish, and also it's 95% luck and what isn't luck is bad"). 120
Reposted by @cjelli.bsky.socialDarren Mooney @darrenmooney.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Working on a theory: #Andor is gnostic “Star Wars.” It is the Gospel of St. Thomas of “Star Wars”, where the Force is inside us, and all around us, not in Jedi Temples of wood and stone. The Force is our connection to others, and the fire that we fuel guiding others forward.media.tenor.coma man in a black vest stands in front of a glass doorALT: a man in a black vest stands in front of a glass door 317731
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 09/04/2025The GOP eyeing the economy like, "we've already had first Brexit, but what about *second* Brexit?" 021
Reposted by @cjelli.bsky.socialNilo @nilo.bsky.social · 15/03/2025There is of course one correct course of action with this unnecessary section of I-95: tear it down. 18110
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 14/02/2025How the morning is going: trolled myself by accident playing "liked songs" on shuffle and spent a few minutes investigating why my headphones weren't working. 130
Reposted by @cjelli.bsky.socialJane Liebschutz, MD MPH (she/her) @liebschutz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025All NIH study sections canceled indefinitely. This will halt science and devastate research budgets in universities. 583121984961
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 03/10/2024Pro: set my doorbell to "spooky sounds mode" for spooky season Con: forgot I had done that and spooked myself. Pro: FedEx actually rang the bell! Con: neighbor's package. Pro: nice to help a neighbor! Con: also forgot to tell anyone else about spooky sounds mode Pro: everyone spooked (gently) 010
Reposted by @cjelli.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 01/05/2024*holding up a heavy chain* Outside agitators are bringing these dangerous items into the city. Just last night one of them was floating at the foot of my bed, waving this around, and warning me that the chains we forge in life weigh heavy on us in death. I assume he was talking about someone else 51474440
cjelli.bsky.social @cjelli.bsky.social · 29/12/2023"Dr. Child, will the doctors be able to help the patient recover?" "No dad, it's only a Lego city." Me and, presumably, the patient: 😱 041
Reposted by @cjelli.bsky.social⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 24/08/2023A movie no one ever talks about - it might not even be THAT good - but you still love it. filmsky 📽️🎬 Star Wars (1977) fun Hidden Fortress remake with a scifi twist made by a still green George Lucas (his 3rd movie) A lesser Alec Guiness vehicle but Peter Cushing is great in this piece of 70s pulp 32723180
