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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Trump stands in silence then walks off as he's asked three humiliating questions in front of Xi

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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

happy first (full) day of fall, bluesky

ina garten in a witch hat saying “If you can't summon the flames directly from hell, store-bought is fine.”

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Scoiattolo @scarnecchia.net · 19/09/2026

Oh my god, the mad lad did it. I’m dying.

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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Right after a morning meeting about rules and ethics, my boss went to a coworker and asked them to commit a fireable offense lol

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 01/09/2026

this christmas, see johnny depp — who was technically not found to be an abuser in US courts — in a new look at an old favorite. EBENEEZER: TECHNICALLY CORRECT

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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

People say Graham Linehan isn't funny anymore, but "My marriage ended because I refused to stop fighting for the rights of my wife and my daughter" is comedy gold

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

This never would have happened to Wayne Coyne

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Someone should ask Keir Starmer how well this tactic worked for him

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Why does every single defender of the Argentina team sound like a mother explaining to a judge why it's actually ok that her son did that to that woman

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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The Great Make-A-Wish Presidency continues unabated

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Does France know there’s a game and they’re in it

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Micah @rincewind.run · 15/07/2026

it was easy to say your decisions were wrong during the defeat, we all saw that coming my man

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Dave Mathieson @tinydbass.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Me, a bellend: "this doesn't look sustainable" Tuchel, a tactical genius: "these Argentinan lads don't look like scoring, they keep missing by centimeters"

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 15/07/2026

I hate the obnoxious Argentine boy and I wish him deep, deep ill

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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It’s happening! Big Dan Burn is on

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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

God for England, Harry and St. George

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 12/07/2026

sorry I'll stop going on about it soon but it is so funny to me that last night I kept having to explain to my brother and his friend that watching England play isn't like watching France play, you're not actually meant to be having a good time, it's not a fun activity at all

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50 Plus Döner @50plusdoner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

You could be a Manchester City fan OR Become one of the 100000s of Americans who get into Dortmund because of a former player and trap your soul in the abyss of despair

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 12/07/2026

lmao, VAR is such fucking bullshit

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 12/07/2026

glad I got to show my brother what supporting England means (Pain and Suffering even when you win)

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Cornbread with ranch is Britain's way of getting back at me personally for finding new ways to eat Branston pickle

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 07/07/2026

have to be honest, i can’t blame it on trump, this is what the USMNT does

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Congratulations on ordering football. It will be delivered to: home. The fulfilment company is: Evri.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/07/2026

scanning the quote tweets to find other americans to drop tactical freedom fry reminders on them

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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The '2026 World Cup' has been an initiative of the Cabo Verde Tourism ministry. Visit our website and book your flights today.

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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Apology for bad English Where were u wen Rod Dreher's emotional support regime collapsed i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "pride flags on budapest bridge" no

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

america is an ideal worth fighting for

I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

If you can't see the magic of a 40 year old bus driver keeping Spain (!) from scoring a single goal that's a You Problem

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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Avoid cancer with one simple trick* *Dying of infectious disease

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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

truly a man who still has not realized that shutting up is free, lmao

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atticus goldfinch @atticusgf.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

This is the kind of authentic moron whispering you can't fake. Nobody just pretending to be stupid would say something like this. It comes from the heart.

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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

The fact that the DNC didn't want to release the post mortem because it was done incompetently and not because they are so smart and good at secrets should be a teachable moment.

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Polis has a kink for being yelled at

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City of Phoenix @cityofphoenix.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Every time Jamelle talks about Taco Bell there's something amazing in the replies

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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Found a new pic to use against BlueSky reply guys, care of the iPaper.

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