crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Someone tell Lady Gaga a drunk Portuguese woman was singing ‘Poker Face’ on the street outside my hotel window late last night 011
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Iran would never take out Los Angeles. Hello, it’s called Tehrangeles for a reason?! 050
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026End of an era. My generation grew up with these kind of corrupt conniving charlatans constantly on TV and gods willing, we will outlive every single one of them www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/u...nytimes.comJim Bakker, Television Preacher Felled by Sex and Financial Scandals, Dies at 86With his wife, Tammy Faye, Mr. Bakker built a broadcasting juggernaut around the gospel of prosperity. 1100
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I just had to run two small errands and it was so hot and bright outside I just drove in silence. It was too hot to listen to music 030
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just read that Venus in retrograde is a time to “check-in to make sure we are growing and receiving tenderness.” Man I dunno?! I am a sentient blobule. All I know is it’s the playoffs 030
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I follow a bunch of classy art accounts just so I can do this: 140
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No i am chopped but hoping the pope is praying for me 010
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026To be chopped is the first step to redemption. Humility is a virtue 130
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Rancho Gordo beans I’m cooking tonight smell like meat with no meat in them. It’s uncanny. Or maybe I am having a stroke (“occhio della capra” means “eye of the goat” because of their coloring) 151
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fontaines D.C. frontman 💖 slash cutie pie Grian Chatten confirms he is a ❤️ LIVERPOOL fan ❤️ 100
Reposted by crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161901292
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have been lying down for four hours 010
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Getting my Covid booster AND my flu shot AND my elixir of wokeness 160
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Crazy how the LA Times published this story about you? 170
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026*y*l** S**ft fans really revved up to hear her rhyme “car” with “star” for the 917th time. 061
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jesus CHRIST I just remembered last night I dreamed I was Meadow Soprano and I had a great relationship with my dad that was very much "plucky teen loves her flustered dad"?! 020
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It really sucks about The Last Bookstore being pro-AI. A BOOKSTORE?! Their defense that getting someone to design flyers is too expensive and slow is - fucking rude? Well, they'll always have the selfie-seeking tourists to keep them afloat 2181
Reposted by crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him 212701527
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Dodgers giving the Giants a proper rogering. Rodgering? They’re getting HUMPED 020
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I went to an insane exercise class last night in which I completely disassociated during a long, grueling, non-stop sprint. Consequently, my entire right butt cheek hurts today. What happened. Where was I. What did I do. What will I intend to do. My left butt cheek feels fine? 050
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Man I hate that I used "touched" / "touching" in the same sentence. What can I say. Those guys groped the hell out of my feelings 010
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oasis documentary made me cry - more than once! Less a gossipy play by play of the lads’ reunion and more about how their (offscreen) forgiveness touched generations of their fans. It was more about US than it was about them. Joyous, touching, and absolutely biblical. 130
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Transplants are always doing this shit ktla.com/news/local-n...ktla.comMilwaukee Brewers owner to donate $2M beachfront property to the public after allegedly stealing public sand to protect his Malibu mansionBillionaire Milwaukee Brewers owner Mark Attanasio has agreed to restore a Malibu shoreline and dedicate a $2 million beachfront property to the public after his company, 2XMD Partners LLC, illegal… 041
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026yeah he's like. full mulch now 020
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I wish I had something kirkteresting to say about all of this 081
Reposted by crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day 21148237
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I got my Fontaines DC tickets! I will probably never see Kneecap in the United States, will have to fly somewhere to see them, but I'm willing to do it 100
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Technically I love it more than that kid. Like I've just been alive longer 120
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This morning while in traffic on the way to work, I had my window down and a precocious child in the back seat of his car wearing an In-N-Out hat said hello to me! Then we talked about how we both loved In-N-Out before the light changed. I love LA 1192
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026[to the tune of Hooray for Hollywood] Dodgers suck They really really really fucking suck 051
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I heard if you read the Mr. Beast book you die in real life 1135
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just referred to our bi-annual re-orgs as "ree rees" so. They've definitely broken my spirit 131
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Only on Bluesky would people find Bikini Kill cringe. You’re alllllllllllll so perfect 081
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026He looks like the mii version of himself 070
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026kinda chic for you to stand perfectly motionless while i wind up my spin kick to your sternum 030
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Oh yeah a huge voluminous dress will surely fix my self esteem problems and not make me look shorter and wider than ever 020
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I stayed up late listening to Dolly which turned into listening to Emmylou and Tammy and Patsy and Loretta and Merle and Willie and Kris and Marty. 050
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Somebody needs to put Willie Nelson in a protective tube. Perhaps a bacta tank 070
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026HEARING ABOUT DOLLY PARTON IN THE MIDDLE OF A TEAM MEETING AND TRYING NOT TO CRY 080
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Drank four lagers before 11 am #YNWA 050
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the biggest little miss pick me in the whole wide worrrlddddd 020
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Sadly, "Natalie Harp" sounds like someone who should have been a riot grrrl, who was once in a 3 person/2 chord punk band called The Bleeding Wet, whose big single was called I Hate You I Hate You Ha Ha (Not Funny!) 180
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026one of my old catholic school bops kept playing in a loop in my head earlier. my brain is melting 041
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026"Natalie Harp Slept in Locker Room to Stay Near Trump" - who cares. Now she has to crank his soggy hog every day. Her problems are not my problems 092
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Bountiful Beach Burrito 🤙🏽 150
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026luigi mangione: i did it me: no you didn't, baby. cahmaaaan 2142
crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Having a high quality chip/crisp at the moment. Say hi to my cat while you’re at it 150