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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽

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Locals/locas only. If I make you laugh, we’re friends now: it’s the law! #YNWA #ITFDB — in the city of Los Angeles, in the kingdom of California

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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Someone tell Lady Gaga a drunk Portuguese woman was singing ‘Poker Face’ on the street outside my hotel window late last night
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Iran would never take out Los Angeles. Hello, it’s called Tehrangeles for a reason?!
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
End of an era. My generation grew up with these kind of corrupt conniving charlatans constantly on TV and gods willing, we will outlive every single one of them www.nytimes.com/2026/10/05/u...
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Jim Bakker, Television Preacher Felled by Sex and Financial Scandals, Dies at 86
With his wife, Tammy Faye, Mr. Bakker built a broadcasting juggernaut around the gospel of prosperity.
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just had to run two small errands and it was so hot and bright outside I just drove in silence. It was too hot to listen to music
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just read that Venus in retrograde is a time to “check-in to make sure we are growing and receiving tenderness.” Man I dunno?! I am a sentient blobule. All I know is it’s the playoffs
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I follow a bunch of classy art accounts just so I can do this:
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
To be chopped is the first step to redemption. Humility is a virtue
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Rancho Gordo beans I’m cooking tonight smell like meat with no meat in them. It’s uncanny. Or maybe I am having a stroke (“occhio della capra” means “eye of the goat” because of their coloring)
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fontaines D.C. frontman 💖 slash cutie pie Grian Chatten confirms he is a ❤️ LIVERPOOL fan ❤️
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting my Covid booster AND my flu shot AND my elixir of wokeness
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Crazy how the LA Times published this story about you?
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*y*l** S**ft fans really revved up to hear her rhyme “car” with “star” for the 917th time.
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jesus CHRIST I just remembered last night I dreamed I was Meadow Soprano and I had a great relationship with my dad that was very much "plucky teen loves her flustered dad"?!
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It really sucks about The Last Bookstore being pro-AI. A BOOKSTORE?! Their defense that getting someone to design flyers is too expensive and slow is - fucking rude? Well, they'll always have the selfie-seeking tourists to keep them afloat
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026
Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dodgers giving the Giants a proper rogering. Rodgering? They’re getting HUMPED
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I went to an insane exercise class last night in which I completely disassociated during a long, grueling, non-stop sprint. Consequently, my entire right butt cheek hurts today. What happened. Where was I. What did I do. What will I intend to do. My left butt cheek feels fine?
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oasis documentary made me cry - more than once! Less a gossipy play by play of the lads’ reunion and more about how their (offscreen) forgiveness touched generations of their fans. It was more about US than it was about them. Joyous, touching, and absolutely biblical.
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Transplants are always doing this shit ktla.com/news/local-n...
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Milwaukee Brewers owner to donate $2M beachfront property to the public after allegedly stealing public sand to protect his Malibu mansion
Billionaire Milwaukee Brewers owner Mark Attanasio has agreed to restore a Malibu shoreline and dedicate a $2 million beachfront property to the public after his company, 2XMD Partners LLC, illegal…
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wish I had something kirkteresting to say about all of this
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This morning while in traffic on the way to work, I had my window down and a precocious child in the back seat of his car wearing an In-N-Out hat said hello to me! Then we talked about how we both loved In-N-Out before the light changed. I love LA
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[to the tune of Hooray for Hollywood] Dodgers suck They really really really fucking suck
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I heard if you read the Mr. Beast book you die in real life
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just referred to our bi-annual re-orgs as "ree rees" so. They've definitely broken my spirit
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Only on Bluesky would people find Bikini Kill cringe. You’re alllllllllllll so perfect
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He looks like the mii version of himself
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I’m at it again
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
kinda chic for you to stand perfectly motionless while i wind up my spin kick to your sternum
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh yeah a huge voluminous dress will surely fix my self esteem problems and not make me look shorter and wider than ever
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I stayed up late listening to Dolly which turned into listening to Emmylou and Tammy and Patsy and Loretta and Merle and Willie and Kris and Marty.
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Somebody needs to put Willie Nelson in a protective tube. Perhaps a bacta tank
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
HEARING ABOUT DOLLY PARTON IN THE MIDDLE OF A TEAM MEETING AND TRYING NOT TO CRY
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Drank four lagers before 11 am #YNWA
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sadly, "Natalie Harp" sounds like someone who should have been a riot grrrl, who was once in a 3 person/2 chord punk band called The Bleeding Wet, whose big single was called I Hate You I Hate You Ha Ha (Not Funny!)
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
one of my old catholic school bops kept playing in a loop in my head earlier. my brain is melting
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Natalie Harp Slept in Locker Room to Stay Near Trump" - who cares. Now she has to crank his soggy hog every day. Her problems are not my problems
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Bountiful Beach Burrito 🤙🏽
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
luigi mangione: i did it me: no you didn't, baby. cahmaaaan
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Having a high quality chip/crisp at the moment. Say hi to my cat while you’re at it
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Dodgers need to sign Caraxes immediately
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Anti abortion billboards have a picture of a baby saying “I have eyes and fingernails!” - big deal so do I. I’m not on a billboard, I’m minding my own damn business. Also I don’t think you can talk
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yesterday I talked to a random guy in the hotel lobby about how we both saw Oasis last year just because I was wearing an Oasis shirt. Summer of 2025 LIVES
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Drove to Van Nuys to pay our last respects to a Licorice Pizza shooting location. If you love old diners, support them while you can! ♥️
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
FOUR of us just collectively ran through the intersection at Sunset and L. Ron Hubbard Way as the light was turning red. We don’t need to obey their laws
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ted Lasso followed me to work and then he spit in my coffee.
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You guys are going to see Spider-man in the MOVIE THEATER? That's a PLANE MOVIE, baby. Book a ticket somewhere
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I want to see SO MANY OF THESE - Vistavision series at the Academy Museum: www.academymuseum.org/programs/ser...
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Presented in VistaVision
The Academy Museum celebrates VistaVision with an 11-day series of ultra-rare prints, 70mm remasters, and new 6K digital scans, screening in the David Geffen Theater August 20–31, 2026.
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crazy, sherrie, spooky, hilarious ⚽ @citizenrobot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
wonder what bugonia is up to. hope she had an easy monday
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