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Avarice Wolf

@citizenash.bsky.social
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Odd wolf person. Stubbornly optimistic. I don't tolerate bullies or idiots. I'm a high level huskymancer living in the Pacific Northwest I love to read and cook. I find humor in everything. Vincere Vel Mori Gen X & gay dead

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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 5h
I don’t know and I don’t have to know.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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Aazhie @aazhie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Possum army grows. All shirts tye dyed and painted by me :3
Colorful tie die with purple possum line art and intentionally misspelled "scream"
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Katie Croonenberghs Art @kamakru.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I really hope this takes off. There needs to be a creative storefront marketplace that actually bans genai and drop shipping, and I hope it's a 100% ban. Etsy is completely ruined and not artist friendly. Much luck to Fybe! fybe.art
Screen cap of the front page of the Fybe website. It reads;
Fed up with AI?
A new marketplace is in town.
Fybe is here, and there’s no Gen-AI or dropshipping allowed.
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WolfhideWinter @wolfhidewinter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
34 more pre-orders to go before these go into production! 🌕 Get yours here - 🌲🐺 ko-fi.com/s/01fa76fe43 🐺🌲
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's an important part of science to see if you can replicate your results.
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milly! @bearnaise.fruitbasket.gay · 09/10/2026
‼️ EMERGENCY - PLEASE DON'T SCROLL PAST‼️ I've been denied disability for my leg injury and have no choice but to come up with my rent and bills purely from mutual aid. I'm lost and scared and don't know what else to do. Please spread this as far as you can. Send help here: paypal.me/onefattycatty
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💫Dawn💫 @volksdragon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It does
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah yes, FAMOUSLY English name "Isabella".
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thankfully I grew up in the 80's so I will be able to disable canine drones with lawn darts possibly modified to be electrified.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
Sign next to supermarket shelves reads “all deodorants are under video surveillance.”
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1) A swift brain 2) Demoralizing sarcasm 3) The single raised eyebrow of not impressedness 4) A mob of friends who like me better
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now was this guy's 18 day stay all inclusive? Will they be opening a Disney Heaven theme park? Or is it more of a six flags vibe? Better! Universal Studios where you can watch the creation of the universe AND see the shark!
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Self Care Day Ideas

pig eating a pickle "eat a pickle"

pig taking a nap "take a nap"

2 pigs in armor on decorated horses with weapons "crush your enemies"
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our project for the weekend @tetsunapi.bsky.social and @artyomhoss.bsky.social did most of the work
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once again Doordash screws up my order
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stuff a fucking turkey up its ass and I could leave it up year round
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No but seriously. Any time I've mentioned kink shaming or furries being singled out as perverts, INEVITABLY some anime pedophile tried to graft themself to the conversation. Dude you ain't like us. Go away...
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🦝 Socks 🐭 @socksfur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...and for some of you, at the stroke of midnight tonight....
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you're having a difficult time and wake up from a nap surrounded by your dogs snuggled up to you.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 40/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am trapped under a sleeping kitten someone please save me. If I'm still here when he wakes up he will surely attack one of my hands in a frenzy of adorable violence! And then he'll purr and I will be completely helpless. 😂
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't look at you
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would like cordially invite today to fuck right off. Corporate eliminated half my team today. I'm honestly feeling pretty crappy about feeling relieved to still have a job.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can still here the soundtrack in my head.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our first attempt at canning. 10 jars of chili.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lol indeed so
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel this way a lot. Coupled with generally being lucky I end up looking smarter than I think I am.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am genetically incapable of asking for directions and my first instinct is to fix things instead of listening. (For me only one of those is actually true)
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Translations: In the south when two trans people engage in intercourse they are said to be having translations.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I never thought a political party would try to govern via The Rules of Acquisition. Rule #1 Once you have their government you never give it back.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Excellent once the AI's are hooked on our virtual meth we can all breathe a collective sigh of relief.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I got my flu shot today and darkly thought to myself "while they're still legal" and then thought of a far right guy buying a new gun thinking the same thing. Of course guns and vaccines are polar opposites...
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Absolutely the fuck not.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
All I can say is the future better have a big sound and a killer horn section.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Apocalypse Last Tuesday
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
youtu.be/GU_ID0asQ3M?...
youtu.be
Scooby-Doo: The Mystery of the Reflecting Pool | Donald Trump Parody #ScoobyDoo #Satire #DonaldTrump
YouTube video by Midnight Oil Productions (Jason Moore)
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Can we bill trump for all the things he's damaged during his temporary residency in Washington? I mean if I demolished a third of a house I didn't own I'm pretty sure there would be consequences.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The kitten has poor survival instincts.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The manual for an appliance you haven't had for years
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The important thing to remember is at 250 American isn't old enough to hang out with Amsterdam heck She has to hope France's dad leaves the liquor cabinet unlocked.
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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I know it seems unpleasant, but of the two ways we typically transfer them, I promise this is the one you want.

(Opinions on that last part MAY vary)
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Sue L. @suecalifornia.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yes don't do this. Possibly very annoying.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's AI but I kind of like it.
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