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Avarice Wolf

@citizenash.bsky.social
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Odd wolf person. Stubbornly optimistic. I don't tolerate bullies or idiots. I'm a high level huskymancer living in the Pacific Northwest I love to read and cook. I find humor in everything. Vincere Vel Mori Gen X & gay dead

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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 6h
Red Rocket is a lovely shade on you
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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A Murder Of Crows @thewellofsongs.bsky.social · 11h
I don’t know and I don’t have to know.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't they know that leaves a terrible aftertaste?
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Aazhie @aazhie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Possum army grows. All shirts tye dyed and painted by me :3
Colorful tie die with purple possum line art and intentionally misspelled "scream"
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Katie Croonenberghs Art @kamakru.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I really hope this takes off. There needs to be a creative storefront marketplace that actually bans genai and drop shipping, and I hope it's a 100% ban. Etsy is completely ruined and not artist friendly. Much luck to Fybe! fybe.art
Screen cap of the front page of the Fybe website. It reads;
Fed up with AI?
A new marketplace is in town.
Fybe is here, and there’s no Gen-AI or dropshipping allowed.
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WolfhideWinter @wolfhidewinter.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
34 more pre-orders to go before these go into production! 🌕 Get yours here - 🌲🐺 ko-fi.com/s/01fa76fe43 🐺🌲
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's an important part of science to see if you can replicate your results.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WOOT! And now you will have home projects!
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Best of luck, I hope everything goes super smooth. I remember that phase for us. Nerve wracking until handover.
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milly! @bearnaise.fruitbasket.gay · 09/10/2026
‼️ EMERGENCY - PLEASE DON'T SCROLL PAST‼️ I've been denied disability for my leg injury and have no choice but to come up with my rent and bills purely from mutual aid. I'm lost and scared and don't know what else to do. Please spread this as far as you can. Send help here: paypal.me/onefattycatty
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💫Dawn💫 @volksdragon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It does
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That's awesome!
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was concerned for a moment you meant that literally. "Communism BAD! Thatcher smash!" Would they resurrect Reagan next as the bride of Thatcher? Possibly I've gone too far down this rabbit hole. All I know is only the Hoff could stop them in some kind of spontaneous rock music battle.
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ah yes, FAMOUSLY English name "Isabella".
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thankfully I grew up in the 80's so I will be able to disable canine drones with lawn darts possibly modified to be electrified.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One flaming river was enough. I would really much prefer clean, safe, micro-plastic free, water in my rivers.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What happened?
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's like the Real Sex Doll factory had a manufacturing blunder
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
Sign next to supermarket shelves reads “all deodorants are under video surveillance.”
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It really comes in handy.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1) A swift brain 2) Demoralizing sarcasm 3) The single raised eyebrow of not impressedness 4) A mob of friends who like me better
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now was this guy's 18 day stay all inclusive? Will they be opening a Disney Heaven theme park? Or is it more of a six flags vibe? Better! Universal Studios where you can watch the creation of the universe AND see the shark!
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fine we'll go. :(
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Self Care Day Ideas

pig eating a pickle "eat a pickle"

pig taking a nap "take a nap"

2 pigs in armor on decorated horses with weapons "crush your enemies"
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our project for the weekend @tetsunapi.bsky.social and @artyomhoss.bsky.social did most of the work
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That is so painful... They would lose their mind over the CA guidelines for purchasing a dildo for demonstrating how to properly put on a condom.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once again Doordash screws up my order
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are you kidding they suck down banana smoothies from jumbo straws alone in the dark so nobody knows
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's too hard to get all the packets in that way
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thor will never survive the Care Bear Stare!
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stuff a fucking turkey up its ass and I could leave it up year round
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New malfoy looks like a 12yo trump
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😸 Hugo the pink cat 😸 @hugothepinkcat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No but seriously. Any time I've mentioned kink shaming or furries being singled out as perverts, INEVITABLY some anime pedophile tried to graft themself to the conversation. Dude you ain't like us. Go away...
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🦝 Socks 🐭 @socksfur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...and for some of you, at the stroke of midnight tonight....
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Won't the British think it's a wakeup service and won't they be surprised.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you're having a difficult time and wake up from a nap surrounded by your dogs snuggled up to you.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time I hear them talk the neurons I'll need later self destruct.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As bad as this sounds I think I kinda prefer being nuked by Skynet
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't even think he knows where he is most of the time.
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like that could be stacked like connect four for efficiency
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But how old do you have to be to remember Logan's Rin? Renew! Renew! Renew!
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My parents may still have there's as terrifying as that is
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 40/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It took two hours of watching for that?
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's coffee I'd drink it .
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am trapped under a sleeping kitten someone please save me. If I'm still here when he wakes up he will surely attack one of my hands in a frenzy of adorable violence! And then he'll purr and I will be completely helpless. 😂
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Avarice Wolf @citizenash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your doctor is self medicating
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