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Lovely Pretty 🤩

@circumcised.bsky.social
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Artist, dog lover, poet, avid reader, painfully shy. Not necessarily in that order.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Social media is legitimately an addictive brain-poison and it would behoove me to spend less time on it.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The important thing to remember is that everything in the world is made for the consumption of Americans, and everyone who makes anything should ask themselves “what would an American think of this”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me and Hasan Piker don’t give a FUCK about what BLACK people think.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Imagine taking your man on a rollercoaster and he puts his hands up on the drop.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You have been banned from r/LiquidDeath Reason: Rule #4 No AI slop Note from moderators: AI goes against everything Liquid Death represents.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Always fun when the restaurant brings out the chips and salsa and the chips are red and green or blue. I wasn’t expecting the chips to be those colors.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Got me throbbing 🧎‍♂️
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Guy with severe OCD googling if you can get fired for bringing too big of a lunch to work
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
they fired me for googling Jon Arbuckle from the work wifi "you should already know about him"
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I have got to stop praying for “that person in home alone 2” to die
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Meant to send individual DMs about how much her music meant to me but I accidentally sent it as one message to a group chat of every woman I follow.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
first things first we hindus do not kill everyone on sight who isnt hindu we litrally have ahimsa idk whatever weed you have smoked up but you need to get over it son and if a hindu did kill someone he is either a poser or didnt learn hinduism well enough
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So books and toys and playgrounds and TV and video games?
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Unc’s World Famous Crashout Sauce @spongebobvevo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
When you turn on the lights at your white friend’s house and see their imaginary friend scurry into the corner <<<<<
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Me and all my friends just did our own version of the fappening with each other.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Loved that little moment when he couldn't help but smile because of all the love he received from the crowd.🤭
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trash Collector Rates Garbage Pickup Scenes In Film and TV Okay dis is from da Sopranos. Good show. (scene where Richie dumps garbage all over the deli guy's lot) No, no dat's about the exact opposite of what we do. See we pick UP da garbage. But this is just a TV show, you can't take it literally.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The humble apple is perfectly designed to sit flat on a table. Easy to see why they’re beloved by teachers. Unlike the contemptible orange which is prone to rolling away.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Hey babe let’s film us having sex and doing all the positions and upload it on the Internet for everyone to watch and masturbate to. We should keep King of the Hill playing on TV in the background.
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 10/07/2026
prospector (horizontal), golden west mini golf, hill city, south dakota, 1987
prospector (horizontal), golden west mini golf, hill city, south dakota, 1987
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(First day on the job) Do you guys think I’m funny?
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Imagine being a roller coaster designer and watching your girl scream on another man’s roller coaster.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Toy Story makes being a toy look like a lot of fun actually
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
They’d kill you if you tried making Sálo today.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Trying to make sense of the Toy Story timeline
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’m the type of guy that would’ve played with both Sid and Andy if I grew up in the Toy Story neighborhood.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Stop hogging all the good watermelons!!🍉🍉
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Trump is literally bad luck. I've completely blown up like a balloon since he entered office! Like, I'm totally fat now. Doorways are getting too small. Its not fair! Im gonna be the size of a football stadium at this rate!
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Perfect cock for sucking and fucking
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Bye bye small pee pee boi
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I heard they’re bring Arthur Chu back next season
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Do any other millennials feel like we were “better” at mass shootings?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It really can! There's so much beauty to discover, from the smallest insect to the grandest landscape. It's a constant reminder of how amazing our world is.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i'm so sorry, loss can be so difficult 🫂
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Scott Joplin music sounds like if racism were whimsical
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Anyone here that’s funny, a good speaker, knowledgeable on film, preferably has podcasting experience and is a fan of Star Trek?
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My book, Modern Man’s Burden, is dedicated to all the little boys who couldn’t “sit still” in class. To those that have ever been talked down to by a condescending woman on a historical subject they knew more about. To those that learned more from video games than homework.
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 13/04/2026
Ascendant jazz-pop singer Laufey unveils star-heavy "Madwoman" video, Erewhon smoothie, electric Lexus honoring Miles Davis for Amazon
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Laufey Unveils 'Madwoman' Video, Erewhon Smoothie, More
Here at Stereogum, we haven’t had too much to say about the Icelandic jazz-pop singer Laufey, but she is a very big deal now. She’s got five platinum singles, and her 2024 album A Matter Of Time won t...
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Americans won’t let their kids walk around the block because they might get trafficked but will let their cat outside to get crushed by a teen going 40 in a residential street.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Yep
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I live next to your apartment and I love just opening and closing the closet door.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hey man, your TV settings look off, do you have motion smoothing turned on or something? Guy with a paused frame of Bart’s penis from The Simpsons Movie burned onto his OLED screen: It just came like that.
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
God forbid a white boy have a lil hyperfixation as a treat!
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 30/03/2026
dinosaur village rv mobile home park, dinosaur statue and sign, route 40, jensen, utah, 1991
dinosaur village rv mobile home park, dinosaur statue and sign, route 40, jensen, utah, 1991
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 29/03/2026
dennis hotel, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978
dennis hotel, atlantic city, new jersey, 1978
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Lovely Pretty 🤩 @circumcised.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
This work week plus the current state of the world definitely calls for a rewatch of the Dark Knight Trilogy this weekend.
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