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Chris10

@circuitouslife.bsky.social
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I’m not a P1 but I know people who are. Rum guzzling mouth janitor.

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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A lady on this plane next to me just offered me a mint/lozenge (I think) and I just popped it my mouth like I’m 22 at a Rave so if I die just know I loved you all.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Changing of the Guard at Buckingham palace… 1 Star. Do not recommend.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only thing that can unite this country now is a giant squid from space.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If not guilty, why guilty shaped?
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Too bad. So sad.
Both Matthew Ingalls and Diego Sarabia of the Cornell 7 have been fired by Data Annotation Tech and Wells Fargo, respectively
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Lizzie, just Lizzie W @standinNsmilin
sending oh-nos and anyways
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m gonna have to report most of you for anti-social behavior. Sorry.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brian is moving here.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just found out nobody gave a shit about Mona Lisa until some man took her and then everyone decided oh she must be special then. Typical.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This piece is called the Titty Twister but historians refer to it as The Holy Purple Nurple.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I do this dance there is a lot of popping and cracking noises coming from my neck. It’s either physical therapy or about to paralyze me.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s a very monday Monday.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How old is too old to have and raise a baby?
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Who decided Robert Pattinson needed to be in more films?.. Who? …WHOOOO??? Have we run out of actors??
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who’s going?
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Big Bend night sky.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was working at a Pediatric dental office on 9/11/01. We didn’t stop working and were told to stay up beat for the sake of the kids who had no real understanding of what was going on. Well me being me could not hold it together.
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Pedro Pascal Happy Sad
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The August electric bill!!!
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Ah Smoke
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shan @shannme.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Your 40’s, as a woman, is a really bizarre time. Shout out to everyone else going through it.
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Girl Gives Middle Finger
ALT: Girl Gives Middle Finger
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Let it be known that the seatbelt going straight across my neck, will be what kills me because I refuse to use a booster seat.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I signed up to do the concession stand at the football game tonight. I have #ragrets
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You’re all wrong! Its grease burns!
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is it measles?
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I found a tracker under the passenger seat of my car. Called the company that made it to ask some questions. They answered “it is active but for privacy reasons I can’t tell you who has the account.” I beg your finest pardon. Police have been contacted.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My new favorite thing to do is make my kids drive me around and then leave trash all over their car. Payback is a bitch.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Without even seeing your feet, I know some of you need pedicures . 
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ever notice how you can get a callus from a shoe rubbing your foot in the same spot to much but to get rid of the callus you have to rub the spot more.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My eggs have been recalled!!!
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
2 things you NEVER need to say out loud at a dentist office because we already know. I hate coming here. I haven’t been flossing.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The left wants to give more to the poor and the right wants to give more to the rich it’s ALL socialism.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Me: just so you know, I love you but if you go missing I’m not waiting 20 years. Brian: just so you know, if I’m stuck on an island with Charlize Theron I’m not coming back.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Trying to make small talk with a teenage girl in my dental chair today and she answered my 2 questions. “Are you in school or working?” “I go to DBU” “Did you grow up out here?” “Yes” Then she sighs heavily and says, “This is why I hate coming to the dentist, having to answer all your questions.” 😦
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
She is very invested in this game. #barkatthepark
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TobZombie @whatabouttob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Crazy to think a decade ago I was completely apolitical, enjoying my straight white guy privilege, oblivious to 99% of the world around me. And now, because yall radicalized me on twitter (according to my family), I'm more in tune with the Michigan democratic primary than the NBA offseason.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Trying to convince @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social that we should cancel all streaming services and only keep 1 for 2 months. Watch all of their shows then cancel it and get a different one for 2 months and so on. It’s a lot of password reseting but would save lots of $$$$.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Well, well, well look what the cat drug in. @notbumpwills.bsky.social
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I was just closing my pantry sad because healthy me hasn’t bought sweets for the house in a long time and I kid you not, an ice cream truck pulled up outside my house.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
River floating.
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Ohwoisme @kmohwoisme.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
You’re absolutely right. We should not have so many people on SNAP. Because jobs should pay enough FOR PEOPLE TO EAT.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If someone doesn’t put some bathrooms near these gd electric charging stations….
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Summer gifts from the boss today.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Quinn brings up a great point.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Christmas in July for the Birthday girl @di-atribe.bsky.social
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i just saw some guy unlock his car with a remote and instead of a little honk, the car QUACKED finally, some real technological progress
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The Wolfpack @wolfpack11720.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Secret Agent Number Six @designationsix.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The same people who cry "election interference" are hiding a senator's dead body to keep their majority.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's ok to eat a "test grape" in the produce section but take one bite of a rotisserie chicken and it's "Ma'am, you need to leave."
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Big Poppa Love Fighter @bigpoppa-brian.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Cyclospora is the diet plan I’ve been waiting for. I only wish I worked from home.
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Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Meta Health Try our new Data Diet! One sip to start your immunity cleanse can have you Losing 5 lbs overnight. And continue to lose weight for weeks possibly even months later. Data Diet found at any data center near you. (Possible side effects can occur)
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