Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A lady on this plane next to me just offered me a mint/lozenge (I think) and I just popped it my mouth like I’m 22 at a Rave so if I die just know I loved you all. 4230
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s my first and possibly my only time being in London so I had to see all the highlights. 100
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s rained all day so they didn’t even have the band. Just 4 dudes in fuzzy hats stomping into position. And we got there sooo early so my short ass could get a good spot. Never again. 220
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Changing of the Guard at Buckingham palace… 1 Star. Do not recommend. 3120
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That will never happen. Too many die hards for that chocolate toothpaste. 110
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The only thing that can unite this country now is a giant squid from space. 460
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I’m gonna have to report most of you for anti-social behavior. Sorry. 5130
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He’s probably waiting until November to hire. September and October are our slowest months. Everybody remembers their benefits are gonna run out 12/31 140
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He either hasn’t had the office that long, his hygienist called out sick and he didn’t get a temp, or he is a horrible person and/or dentist and they don’t stay. 130
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I just found out nobody gave a shit about Mona Lisa until some man took her and then everyone decided oh she must be special then. Typical. 260
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They’re the ones that painted a half naked white Jesus. 100
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You know I’m not one to critique art but I’m pretty sure he was phoning it in at this point. “Emotional depth” where?? 120
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This piece is called the Titty Twister but historians refer to it as The Holy Purple Nurple. 380
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh I’m the one handing out the hex’s I don’t need a doctor for that. 110
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If we’re being honest probably only 2 of them are true 111
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I do this dance there is a lot of popping and cracking noises coming from my neck. It’s either physical therapy or about to paralyze me. 160
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s because you’re so scary to talk to. They were word vomiting and couldn’t stop. 170
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you had scheduled this next week we could have learned this together. 130
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This song is every damn where! I don’t even listen to country music and somehow this Texas twang of a banger is everywhere. We even play the instrumental version at work. 110
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This was my second celebrity crush and I still would. 030
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026After a weird work morning I had lunch with my boss and he had an allergic reaction to something. He looked like this the rest of the day.static.klipy.comWill Smith in Hitch: Allergic Reaction ScreamALT: Will Smith in Hitch: Allergic Reaction Scream 010
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I wasn’t really considering the rich factor but that does make it doable. Nannies can do the raising. 010
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If that is gauge I should have never had kids at all 120
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Who decided Robert Pattinson needed to be in more films?.. Who? …WHOOOO??? Have we run out of actors?? 210
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was working at a Pediatric dental office on 9/11/01. We didn’t stop working and were told to stay up beat for the sake of the kids who had no real understanding of what was going on. Well me being me could not hold it together.static.klipy.comPedro Pascal Happy SadALT: Pedro Pascal Happy Sad 190
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It could be stress and perimenopause. Get your hormones checked. 021
Chris10 @circuitouslife.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was already calculating until next payday and then wam. Payday needed to be yesterday. 001
