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@chud.bsky.social
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
how does this work
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Adam Cerious @adamcerious.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
to be fair, matt gaetz has been a barbie fan since he was 17. you can search "matt gaetz 17 year old" to find out more
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
ok have we thought of a backup plan in case the Elon fanboy who runs this site decides to fuck it up?
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Joe Rogan being Oprah for men is the most accurate description of him I've ever heard
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
does anyone feel like the quality of the internet has dropped over the past 5 years?
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
I'm sorry to bring this up but Elon is still doubling down on the dick measuring contest..
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
the latest twitter news: musk has posted a picture of his bulge on the timeline and demanding zuck do the same immediately to resolve their issues
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
nobody talks about the poor submarine anymore 😔
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
for those wondering, Elon has been having a totally normal one
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
reminds me of when i had to think twice before liking anything on instagram because everyone could see them
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
i need to hear about the latest gossip and drama on this website, like a bsky drama alert
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
okay I need to know whether we stay here exclusively, or post on three separate social media platforms now?
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
if your girl listens to the weekend it's already over for you
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
did the people who make threads ever notice what the Instagram explore looks like?
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
threads is less of a social media and more of a information collection operation
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
she's too scared of getting a prescription 😔
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
threads: what if twitter was facebook twitter: what if twitter was nazi bluesky: what is twitter was horny
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
This app cannot win
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
how i wake up on summer break knowing everyone else has to go to work
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
it's absolutely incredible that you get banned for this, genuinely curious how the moderation on twitter works at this point
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
imagine posting on an app where all your friends from high school can see your latest hot takes, go back to the drawing board zuck I don't want social anxiety when posting
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
using three different twitter clones at the same time feels terminally online and you should probably receive a medal for it
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
he got rate limited 😔🙏
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
she summed it up pretty well!
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
it's extremely depressing watching how these people wanted pay-to-win and they're still losers
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
this is where I post from
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
yeah I know I looked good you don't need to tell me 🙄
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𑜺𑜞 @tundradynamics.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
YOU MUST DRINK BEER FOR 8 years, 4 months and 15 days STRAIGHT EVERY FOURTH OF JULY
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
the war of independence lasted longer than a day, DON'T you dare put the beer down TRAITORS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
okay can we officially start Halloween season now???
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
i wish I could wake up and drink and chill with my friends every single day 🥺
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
if you're not volunteering to mow the lawns of the white house you're not American 😔
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
why are you reading this post and not chugging a bud light in the arms of a cute boy you just met at a baseball game
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nice handsome boy @edward86.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
edward's 4th of july playlist: Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA John Philip Sousa - The Stars and Stripes Forever (nightcore version)
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
i've never seen anyone look good in these
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
the concept of America is built on an inherently problematic foundation, anyway I'm going to be wearing a stars and stripes bikini at the lake today 🛥️
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
if you're a leftist you should be anti-book and pro-podcast, you cannot refute this.
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
if you give your invite code to a debatelord or gimmick account i will throw you into a bottomless pit 😡
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
going through a crushes follows, likes, bookmarks and dms after I hack into their account because I do my due diligence
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
my dream bf - 2ft - great runner - loves bringing things to me - not a good talker - has big ears - people call his mom a "bitch"
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
twitter: all culture is downstream from reactionary incels bluesky: all culture is downstream from funny transgirls
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
*in ben shapiro voice* hmm lets say hypothetically the word "bralette" implies the existence of "boobettes"
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
twitter hq: let that sink in
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
- no bookmarks - no media tab - no post search - no chuds ok so can we agree that this is thirst posting app?!?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/07/2023
bryan from family guy: i’m writing my novel guy from the suburbs who watches his ring camera 6 hours a day: why does that woke dog talk elon musk: there is a tiny possibility there is more to this story than meets the eye
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
the single most simple and revolutionary thing you can do in America today is to make sure Joe Rogan never makes it to his studio again
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Elon musk

Go to the Saudi embassy
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
is it a good time to ask what happens when our cars start getting rate limited???
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
a fictional character you would give an invite to: *posts picture of extremely problematic individual who would definitely say the c-word*
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
i'm like if luke skywalker had a totally hot romantic interest who turned out to be his sister
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