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@chud.bsky.social
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
I'm sorry to bring this up but Elon is still doubling down on the dick measuring contest..
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
nobody talks about the poor submarine anymore 😔
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
for those wondering, Elon has been having a totally normal one
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
how i wake up on summer break knowing everyone else has to go to work
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
he got rate limited 😔🙏
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
this is where I post from
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
i wish I could wake up and drink and chill with my friends every single day 🥺
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
if you're not volunteering to mow the lawns of the white house you're not American 😔
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
i've never seen anyone look good in these
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
incredible stuff
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
is it a good time to ask what happens when our cars start getting rate limited???
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
my favorite new conspiracy theory is that Margot Robbie is in her 40's, instead of you know.. being a white Australian woman
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
why doesn't he want to go to guantanamo bay with me 😞
he's shy
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
guys i think he's trying to apologize!?!
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
if you look like this please slide into my bsky dms..
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
what a cute little child, I hope he isn't prospering from the unjust system of apartheid, and doesn't have access to an emerald mine!!!
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
why is this place so creepy???
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
guys please let him sleep more!!! he's just a smol bean 🥺
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
apartheid baby: cripples one of the largest websites in the world also apartheid baby: "this is doing numbers!! 😜"
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
these two start showing up on your skeeter, wyd?
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
this is what happens if you skeet too much 😔🙏
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
some of yalls skeets gonna make me act like this
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
when you realize apartheid emerald mine baby 3000 is actually just a reference to the thriller novel by carl marks called "the capital"
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
reskeet with a selfie where you look extremely rate limited (or else)
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
BREAKING: I have received information that will put the "skeet" discourse to rest. They're called "posts" NOT "skeets"
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
DISCOURSE: What would you do to baby Elon if you had a time machine?
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
this might be the lousiest attempt at gaslighting I've ever seen
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local menace @chud.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
before you attack Elon please consider the following information about him: - survived apartheid - neurodivergent - forced to live with emerald mine owner - invented electric cars - voted - colonized mars
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