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Chrystal Clear

@chrystalclear.bsky.social
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American in the UK, here for cat pictures and fun. Oh and I play an inordinate amount of Pokémon Go.

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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My first #Caturday in 17 years without any cats in my house. A very sad day indeed.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I always thought elections were like buses in that you will almost never get a bus (candidate) that's going exactly where you want. You need to pick the one travelling in the direction you want to go, then you have to walk (advocate) that last mile.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pro tip: Paint clear nail polish onto shells so they always look like they're wet.
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Alex Jones' Nudes @alexjonesnudes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
People yelling "take it off" to construction workers is a refreshing change #KennedyCenter
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Love @drlovef.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We had a similar thing happen in Sweden. The subs from a child channel over a political debate. ”I will build the largest sand castle of the galaxy”
Lars Björklund in riksdagen with subtitles from Barnkanalen. Lars is holding a newspaper talking about Vattenfall.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My hometown's Walmart is the infamous one where parents trampled children at its grand opening. The fact that you're thinking of multiple Walmarts right now tells you everything you need to know about America 😬
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Feels like I'm having more racoon days than machine days of late 🫠
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I love and respect this scientist. Carl Sagan answers a question about creation vs evolution.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Hopefully not permanent, but will certainly take decades of hard work to begin to repair.
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 06/05/2026
The spider traveled across state lines to protect its "community" from an intruder.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sorry... HARD pass. 🤢 #MayTheFourthBewitchYou
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Behold a gorgeous baby #donkey in one of the paddocks in my village. 🥰
Baby donkey in a field
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Only thing I've found that needs more maintenance with my EV is tires. They shred through them at a faster rate due to the higher torque.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Tell me you have more money than sense without telling me. BBC News - I brought my husband back to his funeral as a hologram www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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I brought my husband back to his funeral as a hologram
After nearly 60 years of marriage, Pam wanted to honour her husband Bill with a hologram at his funeral.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I do this even at home if one or more of the kiddos is sick/taking paracetamol and ibuprofen. You ever try to remember the timing of 2 types of meds across 3+ people? Plus symptoms/progression of illness? No thanks I'll just write it all down. Has saved my biscuit more than once!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Has anyone figured out what that flappy thing is on Pogi's chest?
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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a man with a beard is wearing a white lab coat and saying `` literally the stuff of nightmares . ''
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white lab coat and saying `` literally the stuff of nightmares . ''
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My gorgeous #SuperSenior turned 17 today. Happy Birthday, Clara!! She's old enough to drive now 🤣
A beautiful all black female cat celebrating her 17th birthday with a chocolate cake
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I mean for a Brit to make a remark to a stranger... things are unimaginably dire!!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
In a stunning revelation, the same researchers were surprised that the Pope is indeed Catholic. FFS who are these people?!
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Morning Kitten
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Gorgeous little one! 🥰
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I dunno that kitty looks like it's 50% adorable and 50% murder in its heart.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Honourable mention here to the #DuvetKnowItsChristma annual Christmas Eve extravaganza. An absolute classic! @rhodri.biz
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@tingys.bsky.social
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is my all time favourite. I think about it all the time and smile.
If there was vomit on my sweater already from mom's spaghetti I think I would just stay home. No rap battles for me tonight please, I am unwell
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@InnkeeperEZ @innkeeperez.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I can't decide if this is a dig at NASA or a massive compliment to Sears 🤣
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Still astounded that there were segregated viewing areas at the first launches. We've come so far, but we still have progress to make. Safe flight, Victor!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
And in other news, it's an absolute bun fight this morning in this house between the 2 teens, 4 yo, and my husband 🤣 #PinchPunchFirstOfTheMonthNoReturns #ANipAndAKickForBeingSoQuick
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a punch and a punch 4 da 1st day of da month ! no returns !!
ALT: a punch and a punch 4 da 1st day of da month ! no returns !!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
April 1st, the day that maybe just maybe the shocking and ridiculous headline I just read is an actual joke, not a reflection of the hideous times we find ourselves in.
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I love the fact that the statue itself is now a rescue ladder should someone need it in future. ❤️
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Remember when they'd announce in the cabin that we were leaving so it was time for anyone without a ticket to get off the plane? We used to help my grandma into her seat, stow her bag up to, get her settled then leave before the door closed. Long ago and far away!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Parking lots at Disneyland Paris are covered in solar panels, creating cool shade and rain cover as well as lots of energy for the park. Win win.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I, too, have a #SuperSenior cat who has a few health things that worry me. She sure does love the heating pad I got her, though.
17yo all black cat, sprawled and snoozing, on a heating pad.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference .
ALT: a man in a captain america costume says i understood that reference .
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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a man in a library with the words did anyone else just go to a scary visual place written below him
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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a man in armor with the words so it begins
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newyorkcitykopp @newyorkcitykopp.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Amazing “Snow Mannequin” created by Colette Komm in Central Park, New York City ☃️❄️
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Friendly reminder that the US has been actively denying the UK's requests for Anne Sacoolas to be extradited since 2019.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Proud of my home state 🥰
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
24/7 video games, baby!!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
She must be in heaven. Curling is always on!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
My flabber is ghasted. 😬👀
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The cognitive dissonance is absolutely staggering.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The private ones certainly are, thanks to endowments and relentless fundraising. Sports revenue also helps quite a bit (college football bringing in millions). Students don't tend to see that money... I can only venture a guess as to whose pockets it lines.
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