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Chrystal Clear

@chrystalclear.bsky.social
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American in the UK, here for cat pictures and fun. Oh and I play an inordinate amount of Pokémon Go.

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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My first #Caturday in 17 years without any cats in my house. A very sad day indeed.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Pro tip: Paint clear nail polish onto shells so they always look like they're wet.
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Alex Jones' Nudes @alexjonesnudes.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
People yelling "take it off" to construction workers is a refreshing change #KennedyCenter
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Love @drlovef.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We had a similar thing happen in Sweden. The subs from a child channel over a political debate. ”I will build the largest sand castle of the galaxy”
Lars Björklund in riksdagen with subtitles from Barnkanalen. Lars is holding a newspaper talking about Vattenfall.
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼
Picture of a TV screen with teletubbies going to bed with the subtitles: I know you were high during my mother-in-laws wake
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Feels like I'm having more racoon days than machine days of late 🫠
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I love and respect this scientist. Carl Sagan answers a question about creation vs evolution.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin
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Matt Ortega @mattortega.com · 06/05/2026
The spider traveled across state lines to protect its "community" from an intruder.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sorry... HARD pass. 🤢 #MayTheFourthBewitchYou
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Behold a gorgeous baby #donkey in one of the paddocks in my village. 🥰
Baby donkey in a field
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Tell me you have more money than sense without telling me. BBC News - I brought my husband back to his funeral as a hologram www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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I brought my husband back to his funeral as a hologram
After nearly 60 years of marriage, Pam wanted to honour her husband Bill with a hologram at his funeral.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I do this even at home if one or more of the kiddos is sick/taking paracetamol and ibuprofen. You ever try to remember the timing of 2 types of meds across 3+ people? Plus symptoms/progression of illness? No thanks I'll just write it all down. Has saved my biscuit more than once!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
My gorgeous #SuperSenior turned 17 today. Happy Birthday, Clara!! She's old enough to drive now 🤣
A beautiful all black female cat celebrating her 17th birthday with a chocolate cake
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
In a stunning revelation, the same researchers were surprised that the Pope is indeed Catholic. FFS who are these people?!
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Morning Kitten
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@InnkeeperEZ @innkeeperez.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Still astounded that there were segregated viewing areas at the first launches. We've come so far, but we still have progress to make. Safe flight, Victor!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
And in other news, it's an absolute bun fight this morning in this house between the 2 teens, 4 yo, and my husband 🤣 #PinchPunchFirstOfTheMonthNoReturns #ANipAndAKickForBeingSoQuick
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a punch and a punch 4 da 1st day of da month ! no returns !!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
April 1st, the day that maybe just maybe the shocking and ridiculous headline I just read is an actual joke, not a reflection of the hideous times we find ourselves in.
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I love the fact that the statue itself is now a rescue ladder should someone need it in future. ❤️
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Remember when they'd announce in the cabin that we were leaving so it was time for anyone without a ticket to get off the plane? We used to help my grandma into her seat, stow her bag up to, get her settled then leave before the door closed. Long ago and far away!
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newyorkcitykopp @newyorkcitykopp.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Amazing “Snow Mannequin” created by Colette Komm in Central Park, New York City ☃️❄️
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Proud of my home state 🥰
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The best part of the #Olympics for me is seeing all the families' celebrations. So many joyful and proud mommas, papas, and relations. I'm totally here for it!
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Me prancing around outside when it snows. If only it would snow here! 🌨️☃️
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
#Seahawks are going to the Superbowl! Woop Woop!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Photo of television screen depicting BBC live news feed. Mike Johnson claiming to be calming waters with UK, while headline below sites Trump calling the UK's actions great stupidity.
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Jen aka Grantifa 🐸 @grantifa9.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
If anyone has old sport’s trophies 🏆 or medals 🥇 may I suggest sending them to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in DC.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Last month I got a flat tire. Called Volvo Assistance, and their AI supposedly booked a repair truck. After 90min called back via the app and got to a human. Turns out the AI hadn't booked anything. 🤬 Human who booked us got things up and running in 30min. Bring back the humans in call centers!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I'm alive!!! It's a New Year's miracle! Or, you know, science.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
theonion.com/orlando-bloo...
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Orlando Bloom Spotted At Dinner With Angela Merkel
BERLIN—Just weeks after announcing his split with fiancée Katy Perry, English actor Orlando Bloom was photographed Friday dining with former German Chancellor Angela Merkel. “Angela kept Orlando laugh...
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Both #Easter and #Valentines have dropped at my local M&S. Slow your roll, people! Can we get through New Year first?!
Store display with both Valentines Day and Easter products available. Taken Dec 30.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Happy Birthday, Flossie! 🎂
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
If being a color coded book pervert is wrong, I don't wanna be right!
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
@tingys.bsky.social We need to find this lady to help make some custom fit pj's for Ace!! 🎄🤣🎉
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eek @pokestarwind.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
got Mr. Biffles a new xmas sweater!!!!
A brown tabby looking extremely handsome in a red Christmas sweater
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Behold the most content cat in England, purring and snoozing on her heating pad. Living her best life. #CatsOfBlueSky
16yo black cat fast asleep on a heating pad, living her best life.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The #Geminid meteor shower peaks tonight. Forecast in SE England is (for the first time in several years) clear. Cannot wait! www.space.com/stargazing/m...
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Geminid meteor shower peaks tonight — here’s what to expect from one of the best shooting star shows of the year
Up to 150 shooting stars may brighten the night sky each hour during the Dec. 13 peak.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Something not quite right here. 828 service is the first to depart, prior to the (supposedly) on time 816? I feel a platform shuffle coming on.
Departure board listing the 828 train due to depart before the on time 816 train.
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
@serailway.bsky.social I'm on a service heading towards Ashford that was held at Dover awaiting a driver. Is there any way that the 356 departure from Ashford to Charing can be held 30 seconds to let us scoot from platform 1 to 2 to catch it? Otherwise that's another hour to wait. 🤞🤞🤞
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The whole FIFA Peace Prize situation reminds me of how care homes give baby doll toys to people with dementia to keep them calmer and less combative.
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Lyz @lyz.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If you can’t get a Nobel Peace Prize a store-bought FIFA one will do
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
When I am in the rare position of having extra cranberry sauce, I make glazed sausages. Nigella's recipe is perfection: cookingwithnigella.com/2021/12/17/c...
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Cranberry and Soy Glazed Cocktail Sausages
These savory morsels are just the ticket for your holiday drinks party or any other time of year. 1/2 cup sweet chili sauce4 tbs. cranberry sauce5 tbs. soy sauce1 tbs. dark brown sugarjuice of 1 cl…
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Mikie Sherrill @mikiesherrill.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
As governor, whatever keeps you up at night, will keep me up at night. That’s why it’s so important for me to hear from you. Let me know what’s on your mind by filling out my public interest survey at nj.gov/govelect/survey.
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NJ state survey invites residents to voice concerns for new administration
NEW JERSEY (PIX11) — New Jersey Governor-elect Mikie Sherrill is inviting residents to share their biggest ideas, thoughts and concerns for the state with the launch of an online survey for p…
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Chrystal Clear @chrystalclear.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
In the UK a Christmas Day walk after dinner is a sacred tradition.
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