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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 9h
You wanted to be well-read, but also belong to the wilds
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🌈miski🌦️ @miski.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Amaro halloween coffee is dropping in my yetee shop !!soon!! If you don't want to miss it or limited time merch drops: You can sign up for my only-merch-news-and-pictures-of-my-cat newsletter. 💌 sendfox.com/miski 🛍️ theyetee.com/miski
sneaky peak of the halloween coffee tins! it shows a cheeky bat and the moon
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
(Taking care of a baby) if it's yellow let it nellow
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danny 🔜 Sonic Expo Dallas @danny8bit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
met a very important celebrity at NYCC this year
me and tahu nuva
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 11/10/2026
Friendly reminder that there's no argument as to whether or not Nic Cage is a good actor.
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lazy body feeling? More like brainfog of the ~*physical variety*~
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gollum was the first pokemon (the proto-pokemon); you can tell from the way he was named after what he says (and not vice-versa). Smeargol was a back-reference to this fact
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pirate jokes that batten your hatches
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Curséd to only speak in riddles and euphemisms. Blesséd to have people nearby to translate.
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esepoper@skeb募集中 @esepoper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#トラックの日
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hilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 09/10/2026
📢 Wheelie is excited to tell you the game is OUT NOW in Early Access! Pave Paradise and put up the Car Parks of your dreams TODAY. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/... 🙏 Thanks everyone for the support!
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❤️🫀 momo (heartily good bad) 🫀❤️ @momo.thingsabout.xyz · 08/10/2026
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𝖂𝖔𝖑𝖋 ☉∇🐺🌙 @karnste.in · 07/10/2026
her: what's your fucking problem my problem:
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 07/10/2026
One Piece Whitebeard saying Let's get the flu shot together
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains
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Dael Kingsmill @dailydael.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How big do board game designers think tables are? Have they seen tables?
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All children want to be hoisted like a burlap sack. You gotta haul them like they're exports at the dock, delivered from the smiles factory
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's like what I imagine a candlelit bath would be, except with a stronger undercurrent of anxiety
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Metroid prime soundtrack on full blast in the shower so you can fully immerse yourself in the ambiance
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Crunch child like accordion so they stop crying
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A panel from a comic in which we see a four panel comic drawn on a sheet of paper, seen from a first person POV.

P1: title panel. "Freddy Fart Face"

We see the crudely drawn title character (think Willy Wonka) from the chest up, as he shouts "FART" with a big smile on his face

P2: a sad looking character enters left of frame, as Freddy stands on the right, listening to the former's plight:

"Freddy Fart Face I am sad please help"

P3: closeup on Freddy's face, as he considers the dilemma with great concentration

P4: back to the POV from panel 2, as Freddy shouts "FART!" The formerly sad sack I the left smiles and says "haha oh freddy fart face"
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Legit tilted over my thermodynamics book
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
youtu.be/CKZFVT0XPT0 what it sounds like when you're sleeping
youtu.be
1 Hour of Silence Occasionally Broken by Poliwhirl
YouTube video by Tenah
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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melissa capriglione @ HOODIE KICKSTARTER @mcapriglioneart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
is for rosemary? prints available: mcapriglione.art/products/is-...
four panel cartoon comic of a person talking to their gray striped cat in pastel colors. in the first panel, the cat says "is for rosemary?" as the person is holding a bowl of cereal. the person says "no". in the second panel, the cat repeats "is for rosemary?" the person, holding a sandwich now, says "no." in the third panel, the person is holding a measuring cup and says "this is for rosemary". in the final panel the cat just says "no"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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Zeus Susie @zsusieart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has been found
Screenshot of a Final Fantasy XIV player with the name "Lieutenant Columbo", whose avatar is dressed to look like the character Columbo, running through the Fall Guys event map
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Introduced my daughter to the evils of capitalism by teaching her about quotas, and she immediately started putting in overtime at the smiles factory and burned herself out
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 29/09/2026
Just got peak literature that I'm surprised took me this long to do so
Volume 1 and 2 of delicious in dungeon and a small bag of a gyoza miniature beside them
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Yer like a set o' bagpipes! Just squeeze ya and everything comes out!"
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My daughter is my Icarus, and I fear my wife has taught her about the sun
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Piano man on loop forever is my Sisyphus rock, my Tantalus fruit, my punishment for my hubris
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
⚠️do not read if you are faint of heart⚠️ A talent in bed is just a penius
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
King midas except everything i touch falls asleep
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Tom Brewster @tombrewster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can't stop can't stop can't stop
back playing Oath! big ol' colourful board packed with art. coins. books. dice. someones packing a double vision (it's me)
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
King Midas, overcome by his greed (probably): "You can take away this power when you pry it from my gold, dead hands"
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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screamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
a man in a black shirt and hat is standing on a balcony looking out into the field/road. 

"I bring a sort of 'that's ai generated' vibe to the everywhere that most people don't really like"
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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JUG @juuggg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
downloaded a mod to put cruise chaser in a maid dress but it doesn't work gotta make my own food -_-
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(Lying lazily on the couch) "Can you get the door? I'm occupied."
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SIREN @ GATEWAY 601 @sillysiren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tank healer and melee dps tiles (i think i'm SO funny putting the compass as part of the melees design because of their positionals HEHEHEHEHE) #FFXIV
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Oath craver @chronohat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Slightly offended by my wife hearing the intro of animorphs and going "Whatever 🙄"
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 24/09/2026
I booked our tickets to see this tonight and looking thru the rest of the weekend i was kinda surprised to see how few actual screenings there were of Forgotten Island overall. (RE and Primetime seem to be the big movies right now) Get out and actually see it if you were interested!
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