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@mbbischoff.com
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poems, pictures, programs ♥️ @chromato.graphics 📸 glass.photo/mbbischoff 👅 @lickability.com alternately, chroma profile pic by jäger header @object.cv

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chromatographics @chromato.graphics · 30m
by @mbbischoff.com + @ultraviolet.photo originally published in @anewsession.com
the zig zag cafe

mb + ClaireViolet

switchback stair
market manicules
labyrinth reveal
a hanging garden

third place jazz
no reservations?
but what were we
before ourselves

finishing a talk
with your sister
a tinctured fire
fluid solidifies

all black pupils
sadist’s leaning
considering want
freepouring both

lamplight yellow
redlight therapy
shaken & stirred
cry our eyes out

point of returns
now that we know
the place’s ours
last words echo.
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 15h
bing
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Vallery Lancey @isthelaststop.com · 18h
Does Shake Shack run trains, Michael?
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 21h
happy international lesbian day ◡̈ photo by my lesbian, @object.cv
mb, a girl in a red lip and red sunglasses, on a train in front of a sunlit subway map
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 23h
ooh, this is nice
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 08/10/2026
i love you <3
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cyan, like the color @cyan.pictures · 07/10/2026
"oh panorama ratios are only useful in horizontal orientation they're useless in vertical" sorry to hear your dick is so small, all my dick pics are shot vertically on an xpan. 65:24 is where it's at
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
oh so true
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
made my therapist cry tears of joy for the first time she’s ever done that in session. does this mean i win?
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Claire Ultraviolet @ultraviolet.photo · 07/10/2026
Side-eye from @chroma.monster #filmphotography
Chroma, in a red tropical floral dress, giving the camera a knowing look from just around the corner of its glasses as its hair dangles in front of its face. In the background out of focus is a mural of a giant girl laying on her back, plucking petals from a flower, letting them blow away in the wind, from WYNC Transmitter Park in Greenpoint.
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
what is every poem was its own world? chromato.graphics
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
sicko mode
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
if you have yet to consider designing a word mark of your name so that your girlfriend can print it onto a shirt and your sister can wear that shirt when she misses you, i would recommend it
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a four panel comic featuring matt and jay from nirvana the band the show in their house.

matt bursts into the room and yells “BIRD!” he continues “an all transgender lineup played the Rivoli and it sickens me!!” he presents a flyer designed by sk.ooty on instagram for a show played there a few months ago. Jay stammers “w-why-“

he’s cut off in the next panel which turns the proverbial camera to show Jay dramatically poised on his piano bench. matt shouts “you can get estrogen anywhere Jay!” a smaller panel inside of the panel shows matt elaborate “we couldve been doing this for years! Toronto’s full of chicks pawning off pills!” he continues outside of the mini panel: “we’re gonna be total lateshits compared to these girls, Jay!!”

panel three shows matt walking across the carpet to his whiteboard and uncapping his marker, he says “i’ve been on forums where you order it with bitcoin!!” jay asks “where are we gonna get a bitcoin?” to which matt replies “idk lol, which is why we need this plan”

panel four is a close up on the white board upon which matt has written “chemical castration”, underlined it and also circled it. underneath is written “Windex?”

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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
🥰
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
one way to find out 🙃
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
pinwheel @object.cv
ClaireViolet with a neutral expression holding a rainbow umbrella
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
fall
a branch of green leaves against a wall with one large red leaf
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
the thing with blushing is the more you try to stop, the worse it gets
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 06/10/2026
NEW Dildorks: Our 500th Episode! thedildorks.com/episodes/our... Can you believe that we’ve done this 500 times?! This week, we reflect on the past decade in our sex lives, reminisce about our favorite guest interviews, and help a listener stock a hanky-code-themed piñata!
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Our 500th Episode! | The Dildorks
Can you believe that we’ve done this 500 times?! This week, we reflect on the past decade in our sex lives, reminisce about our favorite guest interviews, and help a listener stock a hanky-code-themed...
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
you’re welcome. i love them too.
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
crush @object.cv dev and scan full spectrum
yellow rubber converse on a green field of leaves and tiny flowers
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 06/10/2026
@samhenri.gold was working on something similar for more ephemeral stuff you need to remember like hotel room numbers and parking spots. i think there’s something here for a certain kind of nerd but i just don’t know how many of us there are.
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pax 🪴 @paxwords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’ll be in the bay area the last week of this month, if yr trans and chill and wanna hang send me a dm!
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
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Else @else.social · 05/10/2026
All photography is perversion.
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
this tweet is for 5 of you
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
full spectrum cuck chair just in time for locktober
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
no notes
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
thank you ◡̈
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
i seem to think so
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
yes please! signal me mbbischoff.01
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
hi hello
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
send me some, sometime
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
i love you
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
flight attendent said “welcome to new york” a little too Swiftian for my taste
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Claire Ultraviolet @ultraviolet.photo · 05/10/2026
the best lipstick for every complexion is whatever shade your girlfriend was wearing
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
cried a lot today distance is hard be gentle please
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 04/10/2026
i love this look, Princess. your trademark lovecore color scheme, the haircut and curls, the red lip and eyeliner. you’re so beautiful and i hope you always feel as confident and hot as you look here.
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Claire Ultraviolet @ultraviolet.photo · 03/10/2026
topology is like girl geometry
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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators
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sophie @squillseason.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's always infrastructure week in girlfriend city
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Ben McCarthy @benricem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Concrete #ShotWithObscura
Black and white photo of the Brunswick Centre’s concrete architecture — repeated diagonal support structures Black and white photo of the Brunswick Centre’s concrete architecture — a diagonal support for multiple open floorsBlack and white photo of the Brunswick Centre’s concrete architecture — a diagonal line against vertical wallsBlack and white photo of the Brunswick Centre’s concrete architecture — tiered levels with deep black openings
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Picnic Magazine @picnic-mag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yuri where the magazines Picnic and Easel kiss
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 04/10/2026
disorganized attachment style pixie dream girl
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 04/10/2026
sometime i gotta tell you about the anarchists who spoke about their capitan / cabin boy dynamic at a kink panel called no daddies, no masters
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 04/10/2026
no gods, no homo
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 04/10/2026
happy boyfriend day to da boyfriend (mine and the people’s) @paxwords.bsky.social
pax, looking like he’s on his way to the first day of school
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Else @else.social · 03/10/2026
pervert photography
A photograph of a beautiful pink rose's heart.A photograph of a beautiful pink rose's heart, lewdly beaded with moisture.
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Galactica Actual @1xb.co · 03/10/2026
here you go, babe. you can use my totally normal and not in any way weird phone.
a totally normal yellow Trimline telephone
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