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@mbbischoff.com
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poems, pictures, programs ♥️ @chromato.graphics 📸 glass.photo/mbbischoff 👅 @lickability.com alternately, chroma profile pic by jäger header @object.cv

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Vallery Lancey @isthelaststop.com · 16h
Does Shake Shack run trains, Michael?
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 20h
happy international lesbian day ◡̈ photo by my lesbian, @object.cv
mb, a girl in a red lip and red sunglasses, on a train in front of a sunlit subway map
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cyan, like the color @cyan.pictures · 07/10/2026
"oh panorama ratios are only useful in horizontal orientation they're useless in vertical" sorry to hear your dick is so small, all my dick pics are shot vertically on an xpan. 65:24 is where it's at
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
made my therapist cry tears of joy for the first time she’s ever done that in session. does this mean i win?
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Claire Ultraviolet @ultraviolet.photo · 07/10/2026
Side-eye from @chroma.monster #filmphotography
Chroma, in a red tropical floral dress, giving the camera a knowing look from just around the corner of its glasses as its hair dangles in front of its face. In the background out of focus is a mural of a giant girl laying on her back, plucking petals from a flower, letting them blow away in the wind, from WYNC Transmitter Park in Greenpoint.
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
what is every poem was its own world? chromato.graphics
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
if you have yet to consider designing a word mark of your name so that your girlfriend can print it onto a shirt and your sister can wear that shirt when she misses you, i would recommend it
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a four panel comic featuring matt and jay from nirvana the band the show in their house.

matt bursts into the room and yells “BIRD!” he continues “an all transgender lineup played the Rivoli and it sickens me!!” he presents a flyer designed by sk.ooty on instagram for a show played there a few months ago. Jay stammers “w-why-“

he’s cut off in the next panel which turns the proverbial camera to show Jay dramatically poised on his piano bench. matt shouts “you can get estrogen anywhere Jay!” a smaller panel inside of the panel shows matt elaborate “we couldve been doing this for years! Toronto’s full of chicks pawning off pills!” he continues outside of the mini panel: “we’re gonna be total lateshits compared to these girls, Jay!!”

panel three shows matt walking across the carpet to his whiteboard and uncapping his marker, he says “i’ve been on forums where you order it with bitcoin!!” jay asks “where are we gonna get a bitcoin?” to which matt replies “idk lol, which is why we need this plan”

panel four is a close up on the white board upon which matt has written “chemical castration”, underlined it and also circled it. underneath is written “Windex?”

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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
pinwheel @object.cv
ClaireViolet with a neutral expression holding a rainbow umbrella
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
fall
a branch of green leaves against a wall with one large red leaf
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 06/10/2026
NEW Dildorks: Our 500th Episode! thedildorks.com/episodes/our... Can you believe that we’ve done this 500 times?! This week, we reflect on the past decade in our sex lives, reminisce about our favorite guest interviews, and help a listener stock a hanky-code-themed piñata!
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Our 500th Episode! | The Dildorks
Can you believe that we’ve done this 500 times?! This week, we reflect on the past decade in our sex lives, reminisce about our favorite guest interviews, and help a listener stock a hanky-code-themed...
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 07/10/2026
crush @object.cv dev and scan full spectrum
yellow rubber converse on a green field of leaves and tiny flowers
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pax 🪴 @paxwords.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’ll be in the bay area the last week of this month, if yr trans and chill and wanna hang send me a dm!
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Else @else.social · 05/10/2026
All photography is perversion.
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
full spectrum cuck chair just in time for locktober
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
flight attendent said “welcome to new york” a little too Swiftian for my taste
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Claire Ultraviolet @ultraviolet.photo · 05/10/2026
the best lipstick for every complexion is whatever shade your girlfriend was wearing
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 05/10/2026
cried a lot today distance is hard be gentle please
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Claire Ultraviolet @ultraviolet.photo · 03/10/2026
topology is like girl geometry
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Erica Fischer @enf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are numerous elevators
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sophie @squillseason.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's always infrastructure week in girlfriend city
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Ben McCarthy @benricem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Concrete #ShotWithObscura
Black and white photo of the Brunswick Centre’s concrete architecture — repeated diagonal support structures Black and white photo of the Brunswick Centre’s concrete architecture — a diagonal support for multiple open floorsBlack and white photo of the Brunswick Centre’s concrete architecture — a diagonal line against vertical wallsBlack and white photo of the Brunswick Centre’s concrete architecture — tiered levels with deep black openings
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Picnic Magazine @picnic-mag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yuri where the magazines Picnic and Easel kiss
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 04/10/2026
disorganized attachment style pixie dream girl
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 04/10/2026
no gods, no homo
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 04/10/2026
happy boyfriend day to da boyfriend (mine and the people’s) @paxwords.bsky.social
pax, looking like he’s on his way to the first day of school
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Else @else.social · 03/10/2026
pervert photography
A photograph of a beautiful pink rose's heart.A photograph of a beautiful pink rose's heart, lewdly beaded with moisture.
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Galactica Actual @1xb.co · 03/10/2026
here you go, babe. you can use my totally normal and not in any way weird phone.
a totally normal yellow Trimline telephone
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Claire Ultraviolet @ultraviolet.photo · 03/10/2026
she inguinal on my canals til i gowanus
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 03/10/2026
colors chromato.graphics/colors/
chromato.graphics
colors
poems by color.
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Connections Museum @connections.museum · 02/10/2026
We are in the news :) southseattleemerald.org/arts-culture...
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At a Georgetown Museum, Young Volunteers Answer the Call to Preserve Phone History
Preserving old phones takes more than saving the equipment. At a Georgetown museum, younger volunteers are learning skills that could otherwise disappear.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 02/10/2026
NEW for premium subscribers: On being a foot fetish top katesloan.email/archive/on-b... some thoughts on my history of dating multiple foot fetishists + the various ways I have played with & enjoyed that kink over the years
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On being a foot fetish top
I remember the first time someone ever touched my feet in a sexual way. My first-ever sexual partner, back in the day, had explored practically every nook...
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 02/10/2026
he/they of the day: Alex from Nexus Body Arts, who pierced me beautifully
a blushy mb in a yellow hallway with a tiny heart stud
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 02/10/2026
my wife wrote such a beautiful poem about me cucking her 🥲😈
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 02/10/2026
YES
A Bushwick basement open with the cellar doors open and a painted sign that reads YES
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Lickability @lickability.com · 01/10/2026
In case you missed it: our very own @mbbischoff.com was on the newest episode of Clockwise discussing apps, the value of (un)smart home technology, and much more! Listen here: relay.fm/clockwise/676
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Clockwise #676: Mad at a Supermarket - Relay
Minor bugs that drive us mad, app blasts from the past, smart home infrastructure, and our non-car navigation systems.
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 01/10/2026
girls, get your photos in
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handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026
heyya, @support.bsky.team / @bsky.app your login claims my account doesnt exist, but then it lets me log in just fine... is this expected behavior?
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Ky @ky.fyi · 01/10/2026
wrote a song
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Hard Work
the city’s melting i’m inside can’t find a way out from in my head so much to do and yet I can’t help always falling a step behind (lookin at some) hard times not sure where we’re headed hard ti
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Claire Ultraviolet @ultraviolet.photo · 30/09/2026
These are really cute and it’s fun to play minesweeper on your home screen, it helps with my anxiety.
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 30/09/2026
❌⭕️✳️🚩 apps.apple.com/us/app/pasti...
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Pastime Games App - App Store
Download Pastime Games by Appetizers Inc. on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more apps like Pastime Games.
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 30/09/2026
it’s @rosemary.world’s birthday so you’re required to listen to some Fennel Flowers today and buy it if you like it. i do make the rules. fennelflowers.bandcamp.com
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Two from December, by Fennel Flowers
2 track album
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 30/09/2026
🎙️Oh hey. I’m going live in 5 minutes as a guest on Clockwise. 4️⃣ Four folks, four tech topics, 30 minutes. 🔴 relay.fm/live
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Listen Live - Relay
Listen to your favorite shows broadcasting live.
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 30/09/2026
predictable diversity win: problem not solved by adding more quarter-zip-wearers to a zoom call solved efficiently by adding vendor team's staff transsexual to the call instead
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spooky rosemary @rosemary.world · 29/09/2026
after a year or so of taking photos intermittently and half-heartedly and not even getting my gosh dang film developed, I think I'm ready to be Back :) glass.photo/sprig
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rosemary on Glass Photography Community
rosemary. taking pictures of people on film
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 29/09/2026
♥️💛💚
Red and yellow signage tucked into a wall of leaves in Brooklyn
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 28/09/2026
are you a comedy writer available for a small freelance project i’m cooking up at work? if so, shoot me your email / portfolio. please and thank you.
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Kate Sloan (she/her) @katesloan.com · 28/09/2026
“accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties”
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tuck woodstock @tuck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"be gay do crime" was coined to fundraise for incarcerated trans people and now it's for advertising that you can go to church to talk about heated rivalry with a straight priest(???)
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mb ◡̈ @mbbischoff.com · 27/09/2026
what’re we all using for bookmarks these days?
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