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@chriswprice.bsky.social
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Making stuff better @ Patreon. Penitent Florida Man. Unabashed Florida Gator. Here for the takes.

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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Iowa, stop! This type of football is uncouth!
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have developed a bad habit of shouting, “BO NIX!” when my QB finally wakes up in the second half and throws a decent pass that still isn’t caught.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
50🍔 on Ole Miss someone get me a fainting couch
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
No one should ever be afraid of Ole Miss, but it’s 2026 and things are weird. That said: I think we’re back!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
pure punting sex
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Denver looking lost again and Russ Wilson with the jerry curl mullet on the halftime panel... what god have I offended?
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Someone will put the Ether beat behind this before the day is over.
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✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gm from station 39, the Gowanus Gators
A mural on the door of a fire station thats painted in the style of airbrush vans, with an alligator crawling from the Gowanus canal with a firehouse in its mouth. There’s a beautiful sunset in the bay and to the left New Jersey is on fire
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a take I saw that rang true for me today is that the GOP, which spends the other 364 days of the year talking shit about NY (and they did this back then, too, lest they peddle some "we loved it then" story), wants, once a year, to front like they love New York. Nah man. Everybody already heard you
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I won't say I'm happy for Lane, but I am happy that Dabo remains cooked.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Me watching the Gators
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The party in which he is nominally a leader just passed a resolution calling for the abolition of ICE but this mealy mouthed clown can’t help but undercut it. Jeffries must be replaced when Democrats retake the House.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
On vacation reading the new Zuck screed about how AI isn’t bad, actually, and we should let the datacenters, which are just apartments for AI agents, get built in our backyards and maybe one day we’ll buy our agents and compute on the Facebook AI marketplace.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Tootsie Pop owl is the only one I know who has drawn blood/chocolate.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Watching the US Open Martial Arts Championships at a bar in SF because that’s what’s on and this whole thing is just Floor Routine Gymnastics for Men (with sharp things).
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Air quality in NYC even after a flash thunderstorm remains set to Absolute Chimney
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Watching a little CorncobTV before bed and I think I just saw Mitch McConnell on Coffin Flop.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The first person that walks onstage at an American Football concert is the guitar tech. Love the respect. 🫡
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That phone call really paid off. SMDH.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/07/2026
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
SportsSky harmonizing like the Beatles. @edsbs.bsky.social being the glue guy tracks.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I loudly whooped on the subway watching this and may have freaked out half the car. No regrets. 4 more!
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Extreme loser behavior from Ecuador in stoppage time here.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The first sign that this is a bunch of bad ideas is that the press are using Republicans’ “Project 2025” name to describe it. If that title was Dem-originated? Oofa doofa.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bad end for Germany but a very fun set of PKs to close out an otherwise exhausting flop fest. Lots of pieces to replace for the next cup.
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Michael Ray Surber of Killer Antz with a zed + Church Rat @surber.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Laughing hysterically at this dumbass AI Instagram ad for some football coach game that I’m sure is terrible.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That was an excellent Telemundo VAR review and GOOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL confirmation experience
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Didn’t think I would get into the World Cup this year but the US win followed by Scotland now leading group C and Germany casually dropping 7 goals on poor Curaçao had me digging out my jerseys from the back of the closet. Thank you Knicks for wrapping things up quickly. It’s a soccer summer.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Do not consider myself a New Yorker still, but very happy for my neighbors and Knicks fans everywhere. 53 years is a long wait. Enjoy this one!
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
RUNNING LIST HAPPY FOR Spike Brunson OG KAT Bridges Starks Ewing All lifelong fans Tracy Morgan Larry David Timmy C Breen NOT HAPPY FOR Dolan
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🔪Creepy-pants🔪 @crasspants.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Standing up to watch this game like a dad
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Watching the World Cup for the first time and tune into a VAR for mistaken Identity. Everything in my life eventually becomes verification.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
WU TANG FOREVER
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Insane time to live in New York. 🤯
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Was out of the country for 2.5 weeks. First day back in NYC commuting to work, I got: 1. L Trains running delayed because ??? 2. Unhoused person shouting at people on my car, causing an exodus at each stop 3. G train I needed to get home randomly shutdown because why not 10/10. I love NYC.
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Finally got to this week’s Fullcast and holy shit that Twin Peaks intro almost had me stumble into traffic.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
We’re a social network now?! Download the app if you haven’t checked it out in a while and see what are amazing creators are up to!
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This man can’t be dragged hard enough.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
USA! USA! USA!* *Specifically USA Hockey. The rest is kinda a mess.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The reason the Return of the Jedi isn’t as good as the first two movies isn’t because of the Ewoks. It’s bc Luke didn’t have a moment where he says, “I’m looking for a guy,” and then finds out he’s talking to the guy. Third movie in, he knows all the guys! No dramatic tension.
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Denver would have played them harder. 😤
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
NBC hitting us with AI slop during the Opening Ceremonies 😞
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
the Patriots are going to the Super Bowl because the other team's backup QB dropped 20 yards behind the line of scrimmage and chest-passed the ball backwards
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Righteous doink!
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Caleb Williams has gone Full Butt
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
You gotta Bo-lieve.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
the Eagles are the defending Super Bowl champs and in position to be the #1 seed in the NFC. every one of their games is excruciating to watch, all their fans spend every game completely furious, and every story is about how the team is in complete disarray they're gonna repeat, Go Birds
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chriswprice.bsky.social @chriswprice.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
So very proud of New York City tonight. We can have a better city if we fight for it!
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